XVII.
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You got a message from Luhan!
Luhan- kyung wtf is going on
Kyungsoo didn’t answer. He just began cackling.
Luhan- no srsly soo wtf is going on
Luhan- hunnie has been walking around the dorm with his phone in his hand
Luhan- he won’t look at me
Luhan- like at all??
Luhan- k y u n g s o o
Luhan- w ha t
Luhan- d i d
Luhan- y o u
Luhan- d o
Kyungsoo cackled even louder.
Luhan- I PUT ON MY LINGERIE !! AND HE DIDN’T EVEN LOOK AT ME !!
Luhan- STOP FIGHTING MY BF I WANNA !!
Kyungsoo stopped cackling and winced.
Kyungsoo- ok look i didnt need to know that tbh
Kyungsoo- ugh
Kyungsoo- lu that’s gross
Luhan- i had to get your attention somehow
Luhan- it worked
Kyungsoo- anyway
Kyungsoo- you’ll see later what’s gonna go down
Luhan- no
Luhan- it can’t be
Kyungsoo- oh yes it is
Kyungsoo- bye lu you’ll see what’s going to go down later
Luhan- KYUNGSOO
Kyungsoo- >:))
The redhead started cackling again, his cackles getting louder by the minute and reverberating throughout the dorm.
Sehun narrowed his eyes at the sound, immediately scoffing. “I’m definitely going to win, . Just watch.”
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You have a message from Jongdae!
Jongdae- kyungsoo is2g if u dnt stfu
Kyungsoo- you’ll see why later though
Kyungsoo- >:)
Jongdae- I DNT WANNA C L8R THTS Y IM TLLIN U 2 STP N O W
Jongdae- u got me so fcked up u made me use that monstrosity of text language
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You have a message from Kris!
Kris- KYUNGSOO STFU SERIOUSLY
Kyungsoo- no not yet
Kyungsoo- not until he comes crawling to me >:)
Kris- JONGIN IS ALREADY WITH U
Kris- JONGIN KISS HIM OR SOMETHING PLS
Kyungsoo- >:))))))))
Kris- FFS KYUNGSOO
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Kyungsoo had been cackling nonstop for the past hour. It was getting insane. He was in the kitchen, innocently cooking some white kimchi spaghetti. Nah, it wasn’t innocently. More like creepy, with all that cackling.
“Please tell me the spaghetti is done,” Chanyeol whispered.
“Oh, it is!” Kyungsoo finally stopped cackling. “There’s some garlic bread in the toaster, too, if you want.”
“THE SPAGHETTI IS DONE?!” Minseok screamed, shoving people out of the way to grab the first plate and take a seat at the dining table.
In the matter of five seconds, everybody except he-who-shall-not-be-named was seated.
“You’re welcome, guys!” Kyungsoo chirped back after their muffled “thank you”. However, as he stirred the white sauce for his own portion, his cackles started erupting.
He heard a “goddammit, not again” from Joonmyeon, and he cackled even louder.
And then, a pair of feet stepped into the kitchen and there was white sauce on Kyungsoo’s Pororo apron.
He looked up through a mess of white sauce and red hair to see a smirking Sehun.
“Just a preview of how you’re going to get burned later.” He smiled.
Everyone’s mouth dropped, and Luhan immediately covered his mouth.
Kyungsoo slowly dropped his pot of white sauce with a loud clang and wiped some sauce off of his hair.
Sehun was smiling the entire time he walked away, and Kyungsoo slid his spatula across the floor. Amazingly enough, Sehun slipped and face-planted into a nice plate of white spaghetti.
Kyungsoo smiled and ate his own portion on the counter, while Jongdae and Chanyeol recorded the beautiful moment.
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You have been invited to a group chat with Minseok, Baekhyun, Luhan, Kris, Joonmyeon, Yixing, Chanyeol, Kai, and Jongdae!
You are now in a group chat with Minseok, Baekhyun, Luhan, Kris, Joonmyeon, Yixing, Chanyeol, Kai, and Jongdae!
Tao- is this about what happened at lunch
Baekhyun- also woah hyung when did you start using your real name??
Minseok- i was tired of being some of the only ones with their stage names
Kai- in that case…
Kai has changed his name to Jongin!
Joonmyeon- guys no there is something going on between kyungsoo and sehun
Luhan- i know
Chanyeol- i know
Kris- i know
Yixing- i know
Baekhyun- i know
Minseok-i know
Jongin- i know
Tao- i know
Jongdae- i know
Joonmyeon- NVM I GET THAT ALL OF YOU KNOW
Joonmyeon- SMH
Baekhyun- tbh my money’s on kyungsoo
Minseok- same
Tao- sehun
Yixing- ^WHAT
Kris- yeah same sehun’s been snarky lately and i don’t appreciate it, but it’s true
Jongdae- sehun ftw
Minseok- BABE WTF
Chanyeol- sehun
Baekhyun- ^BABE WTF
Joonmyeon- u guys have seen soo when he’s mad
Kris- yeah so?
Joonmyeon- DO U NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRL FROM OUR DRAMA
Tao- i do
Chanyeol- ye
Kris- ^
Jongdae- obv
Joonmyeon- WTF?!?!?!?
Jongin- yikes
Luhan- same
Yixing- ^you two are royally ed lmfao
Jongin and Luhan have left the group chat!
Jongdae- i bet jongin and luhan are on the teams of their lovers
Chanyeol- i highly disagree!! Luhan will be on the same team as ksoo!! As well as kai!!
Baekhyun- ^WTF BABE NO IT’S THE OPPOSITE!! I BET BOTH WILL BE ON TEAM SEHUN??
Joonmyeon- i agree with jongdae
Yixing- kai on sehun, luhan on kyungsoo
Kris- chanyeol
Tao- baekhyun
Jongdae- $10 minimum boiz
Jongdae- this betting pool is going to get wild
Baekhyun- scratch that this entire dorm is going to be wild like goddamn
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You have a message from Jongin!
Jongin- we are so ed
Luhan- ikr !!
Jongin- ok 3, 2, 1 we shout where our hearts lie ok
Luhan- i am sehun’s boyfriend and the third closest person to kyungsoo
Jongin- i am kyungsoo’s boyfriend and his second best friend
Luhan- who’s his first??
Jongin- krystal. duh.
Luhan- ok no wait are you serious about the 3, 2, 1 thing
Jongin- ye
Luhan- 3
Jongin- 2
Luhan- 1
Jongin- SEHUN
Luhan- KYUNGSOO
Luhan-
Jongin-
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You have a message from Sehun!
Sehun- so how are we doing this, ?
Kyungsoo- i was thinking we could go into the group chat and settle it like that
Sehun- ohohohoho, confident, much?
Kyungsoo- i’m so going to win you stray pube
Sehun- BRING IT ON YOU COCKWHORE
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You have a message from Luhan!
Luhan- jongin
Jongin- i know
Luhan- rip me
Jongin- rip me
Luhan- rip us
Jongin- rip us
Luhan- in jesus’s name we pray
Jongin- amen
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You have been invited to a group chat with Kyungsoo, Sehun, Joonmyeon, Yixing, Tao, Kris, Minseok, Jongdae, Chanyeol, Jongin, and Luhan!
You are now chatting with Kyungsoo, Sehun, Joonmyeon, Yixing, Tao, Kris, Minseok, Jongdae, Chanyeol, Jongin, and Luhan!
Baekhyun- is this actually going down
Kyungsoo- yes
Sehun- yes
Joonmyeon- oh boy
Jongdae- IS ABOUT TO GET REAL
Chanyeol- HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
Tao- !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minseok- fight fight fight fight
Yixing- ^this isn’t high school pls don’t chant
Kris- EM UP
Minseok- ^you were saying?
Sehun- are we doing this rn?
Kyungsoo- yeah we are
Sehun- LET’S DO THIS
Kyungsoo- YOU’RE MORE OF A THAN I AM
Tao- damn already?
Sehun- TF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Kyungsoo- OH PLEASE
Kyungsoo- LIKE YOU DON’T THINK I REMEMBER YOU TRIED TO UP JONGIN
Sehun- I WAS DRUNK YOU INCONSIDERATE HOEBAG !!
Sehun- AND WHEN I SAID WOULD HIM, I WAS JOKING??
Kris- no you weren’t
Sehun- Yes. I. Was. Kris.
Kris- then why did you accidentally send me “man, i wish kyungsoo wasn’t around so i could you cucumber emoji water water water sad emoji”
Sehun- I. WAS. DRUNK.
Joonmyeon- YOU WERE UNDERAGE WHEN IT HAPPENED??
Sehun- I BLAME KAI
Kyungsoo- YOU CAN’T BLAME MY BOYFRIEND FOR GETTING YOU DRUNK YOU ING BUBBLEGUM
Kyungsoo- HE WASN’T UNDERAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE HE JUST TURNED LEGAL BY THEN
Kyungsoo- ALSO LUHAN WAS THERE WITH YOU AT THE CLUB WTF
Yixing- oh
Kris-
Minseok- daaaaaaaamn
Jongdae- bruh
Chanyeol- omg
Baekhyun- omg i
Tao- jesus im
Joonmyeon- oh my lord
Sehun- I WAS GRINDING ON LUHAN?? LUHAN WAS WASTED TOO SO HE COULDN’T CARRY ME BACK HOME???????
Kyungsoo- THAT’S NOT WHAT MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME
Sehun- OH YEAH???
Kyungsoo- YEAH
Sehun- WELL BIYOTCH
Sehun- YOU’RE ING WRONG
Kyungsoo- NO YOU ARE
Sehun- ISN’T THAT RIGHT, LUHAN??
Kyungsoo- ISN’T THAT RIGHT, JONGIN??
Jongin-
Luhan-
Jongin- um
Luhan- crap
Kyungsoo- WELL, JONGIN??
Sehun- WELL, LUHAN??
Jongin and Luhan have left the conversation!
Tao- OH MY GOD
Baekhyun- HOLY
Kris- WTF
Joonmyeon- GDI
Yixing- OH
Jongdae- ^waddup it’s dat boi
Minseok- I AM DONE
Chanyeol- BRB CRYING
Kyungsoo- SEE LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU SCUMBAG
Sehun- OH PLEASE, HOW IS THIS MY FAULT
Kyungsoo- YOU BROUGHT UP THE DRUNKEN EVENT
Sehun- NO THAT WAS YOU
Sehun- DON’T ACT ALL INNOCENT
Sehun- I REMEMBER THE TIME YOU DRUNK TEXTED HYUNSIK AND ASKED HIM IF HE COULD YOU
Kyungsoo- I WAS DRUNK IT DOESN’T COUNT
Sehun- DON’T JUSTIFY YOURSELF LIKE THAT IF I CAN’T??
Joonmyeon- jesus christ is this how it’s gonna go down??
Jongdae- if it is, i’m sort of disappointed
Baekhyun- y tho
Minseok- i just wanted some roasting
Chanyeol- ye it’s just bringing up some drunk accidents that everybody goes through
Kris- im v disappointed
Yixing- ^same
Tao- i have oremono on if anybody wants to come watch.
Tao- and popcorn :)
Joonmyeon, Jongdae, Baekhyun, Minseok, Chanyeol, Kris, Yixing, and Tao have left the group chat!
Sehun-....
Kyungsoo-....
Sehun- look im
Kyungsoo- sorry
Sehun- sorry
Kyungsoo- this was pretty dumb, wasn’t it?
Sehun- yeah i regret it now
Sehun- im sorry for spilling white sauce on your pororo apron
Kyungsoo- im sorry for making you fall into your spaghetti
Sehun- im sorry for calling you a
Kyungsoo- im sorry for calling you bad things
Sehun- im sorry
Kyungsoo- im sorry
Kyungsoo- are we okay now?
Sehun- as long as you’re okay
Kyungsoo- i’m fine, i was acting childish sorry
Sehun- ye
Sehun- then we good
Kyungsoo- should we join them?
Sehun- probably
Sehun- bring some garlic bread over there
Sehun- see you in ten
Kyungsoo- okay :)
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“Hey, guys…” Kyungsoo tiptoed into Tao’s room, wearing oven mitts while carrying a plate of garlic bread. “Mind if I join?”
Sehun was the first one to get up and smile. “Sure.” He took a bite of garlic bread, “Nice job.”
“Thanks,” Kyungsoo chirped.
He set them down on the nightstand and snuggled up to Jongin.
Sehun did the same with Luhan.
“So are you guys okay now?” Joonmyeon asked, adjusting his position from spooning Yixing.
“I guess you could say that.” Sehun and Kyungsoo said simultaneously.
“Yeah, no, we’re fine.” Sehun said, smiling at Kyungsoo.
“Yeah, we are.” Kyungsoo smiled back.
Jongdae groaned, “I wanted more roasting in that fight.”
Minseok and Chanyeol mumbled, “Same.”
“Shhhhh!” Kris yelled. “It’s Suna on the screen!”
“OH THAT’S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!” Tao pushed Kris down.
Amidst the chaos, Baekhyun and Yixing met eyes and realized that Sehun and Kyungsoo were definitely lying.
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You have a message from Jongin!
Jongin- hyung do u think they’re ok
Luhan- they seem fine to me
Jongin- ok
Luhan- it’s cute how you’re looking out for them
Jongin- hey that’s just how it works
Luhan- ;)
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You have a message from Baekhyun!
Baekhyun- you’re lying
Kyungsoo- idk what you mean b
Baekhyun- you and sehun are not fine
Kyungsoo- yes we are we apologized to each other??
Kyungsoo- also it’s too taxing for me to fight with him
Baekhyun- …
Baekhyun has left the conversation!
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You have a message from Baekhyun!
Baekhyun- i think we’re wrong
Yixing- r u sure
Yixing- bc i have proof that sehun’s gonna hold a grudge for a lil bit
Baekhyun- I KNEW THAT WAS LYING !!
Baekhyun- i swear to god, i will FIGHT sehun on kyungsoo’s behalf
Baekhyun- what a cheeky little
Yixing- lol
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