IV.
'Kik'ing Off on Kik!• EXO's Kik Accounts
when Cupid strikes you in the with an arrow heart II/? #udunwannakno
Kris sent you a message!
Kris- zizi
Kris- plz
Kris- GODDAMMIT TAO THINK OF SOMETHING I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING OMFG
Tao- Do you think we need to...
Tao- You know...
Kris- No, I do not know, zizi
Tao- Dammit kris
Kris- Are you seriously asking for at this time of day?
Tao- DAMMIT KRIS
Kris- ARE YOU
Tao- Don't you dare
Kris- ARE YOU *clucks tongue* OR NAHHHHHHHHHHH
Tao- GOD
Tao- DAMMIT
Tao- kRiS
Kris- ARE YOU IMPLYING AT THIS TIME IT'S SIX PM
Kris- KYUNGSOO IS LITERALLY COOKING THE KIMCHI RIGHT NOW
Kris- HE WOULD HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR
Tao- FANNIE BOO pLZ
Kris- Cuz all the members are still up
Tao- Yes bae i am well aware of that fact
Kris- And you're gonna have to be quiet if we
Tao- dAmMiT kRiS
Kris- wut
You have left the conversation!
Kris- tAoZI???????
Kris- goddammit
Kris- I ing ed up again
Kris- well i love you too bby
Kris- plz
Kris- GODDAMMIT TAO THINK OF SOMETHING I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING OMFG
Tao- Do you think we need to...
Tao- You know...
Kris- No, I do not know, zizi
Tao- Dammit kris
Kris- Are you seriously asking for at this time of day?
Tao- DAMMIT KRIS
Kris- ARE YOU
Tao- Don't you dare
Kris- ARE YOU *clucks tongue* OR NAHHHHHHHHHHH
Tao- GOD
Tao- DAMMIT
Tao- kRiS
Kris- ARE YOU IMPLYING AT THIS TIME IT'S SIX PM
Kris- KYUNGSOO IS LITERALLY COOKING THE KIMCHI RIGHT NOW
Kris- HE WOULD HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR
Tao- FANNIE BOO pLZ
Kris- Cuz all the members are still up
Tao- Yes bae i am well aware of that fact
Kris- And you're gonna have to be quiet if we
Tao- dAmMiT kRiS
Kris- wut
You have left the conversation!
Kris- tAoZI???????
Kris- goddammit
Kris- I ing ed up again
Kris- well i love you too bby
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You sent Jongdae and Baekhyun a message!
Tao- daedae
Tao- baekbaek
Baekhyun- goddammit what is it tao
Jongdae- ^werrrrrrrrdddddddddddd
Tao- DX
Tao- HYUNGS DON'T LOVE MEH
Jongdae- oh my god tao
Baekhyun- WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING EVERYTHING YOU SAY TAO IT'S ING 6:10 PM
Tao- ay it's not like you guys were sleeping anyway
Baekhyun- ...
Jongdae- He's got a point, Baek
Baekhyun- *sigh* What is is it tao
Jongdae- ^weeeerrrrrrrddddddd
Tao- well
Tao- you know how we have the day off tomorrow
Tao- since it's
Tao- you know
Tao- V-Day
Jongdae- Day?
Baekhyun- ^JONGDAE WTH HE MEANT VALENTINES DAY YOU SPIT
Jongdae- DON'T CALL ME A SPIT YOU OF A RUNT
Baekhyun- woah, i've never heard that one before
Jongdae- ikr im so creative
Baekhyun- daYUm
Tao- *cough*
Jongdae- oh yeah tao continue
Tao- well i wanna get kaisoo, hunhan, and sulay together >:)
Jongdae- oh
Baekhyun- *smirks*
Jongdae- Well, my dear Zitao
Baekhyun- You have come to the right people
Tao- haha of course >:)
Jongdae- so how do you wanna do this?
Tao- well~ i actually wanted them all to get together tomorrow
Baekhyun-YEHET
Jongdae- wait why just them?
Baekhyun- WHAT ABOUT US TAOZI
Jongdae- DO YOU NOT LOVE US OMFG
Baekhyun- TAO HOW COULD YOU
Jongdae- YOU BROKE MY ITTY BITTY HEART OMFG
Tao- goddammit you guys
Jongdae- WHY DO YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT THOSE OTPS
Baekhyun- WHY AREN'T YOU TRYING TO GET ME AND YEOL TOGETHER
Tao- guys
Jongdae- WHY AREN'T YOU TRYING TO GET ME AND UMIN HYUNG TOGETHER
Tao- krisus help me
Jongdae- HOW COULD YOU
Baekhyun- DX
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Tao- baekbaek
Baekhyun- goddammit what is it tao
Jongdae- ^werrrrrrrrdddddddddddd
Tao- DX
Tao- HYUNGS DON'T LOVE MEH
Jongdae- oh my god tao
Baekhyun- WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING EVERYTHING YOU SAY TAO IT'S ING 6:10 PM
Tao- ay it's not like you guys were sleeping anyway
Baekhyun- ...
Jongdae- He's got a point, Baek
Baekhyun- *sigh* What is is it tao
Jongdae- ^weeeerrrrrrrddddddd
Tao- well
Tao- you know how we have the day off tomorrow
Tao- since it's
Tao- you know
Tao- V-Day
Jongdae- Day?
Baekhyun- ^JONGDAE WTH HE MEANT VALENTINES DAY YOU SPIT
Jongdae- DON'T CALL ME A SPIT YOU OF A RUNT
Baekhyun- woah, i've never heard that one before
Jongdae- ikr im so creative
Baekhyun- daYUm
Tao- *cough*
Jongdae- oh yeah tao continue
Tao- well i wanna get kaisoo, hunhan, and sulay together >:)
Jongdae- oh
Baekhyun- *smirks*
Jongdae- Well, my dear Zitao
Baekhyun- You have come to the right people
Tao- haha of course >:)
Jongdae- so how do you wanna do this?
Tao- well~ i actually wanted them all to get together tomorrow
Baekhyun-YEHET
Jongdae- wait why just them?
Baekhyun- WHAT ABOUT US TAOZI
Jongdae- DO YOU NOT LOVE US OMFG
Baekhyun- TAO HOW COULD YOU
Jongdae- YOU BROKE MY ITTY BITTY HEART OMFG
Tao- goddammit you guys
Jongdae- WHY DO YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT THOSE OTPS
Baekhyun- WHY AREN'T YOU TRYING TO GET ME AND YEOL TOGETHER
Tao- guys
Jongdae- WHY AREN'T YOU TRYING TO GET ME AND UMIN HYUNG TOGETHER
Tao- krisus help me
Jongdae- HOW COULD YOU
Baekhyun- DX
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You sent Kris a message!
Tao- kris plz
Kris- Ay
Tao- kris plz
Kris- Ay
Tao- I need you, kris
Kris- And you said you didn't need my help? -.-
Tao- No, just help me plan with BaekChen, Jesus
Kris- oh
Tao- pLZ
Kris- Maybe next time ;)
Tao- u lil
Tao- u
Tao- no 4 u
Kris- jk jk i will
Tao-
Kris- ilu2 bby <3
Tao- No, just help me plan with BaekChen, Jesus
Kris- oh
Tao- pLZ
Kris- Maybe next time ;)
Tao- u lil
Tao- u
Tao- no 4 u
Kris- jk jk i will
Tao-
Kris- ilu2 bby <3
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You invited Kris to chat with Baekhyun and Jongdae!
Kris- alright ers
Kris- console yourselves
Kris- for krisus is now in your presence
Tao- hallelujah -.-
Jongdae- TAO YOU
Baekhyun- ^Last time I checked, they haven't ed yet
Jongdae- oh yeah
Kris- ._.
Tao- LOOK ERS
Tao- DO YOU WANT HUNHAN, SULAY, AND KAISOO TO STOP BEING FAGGOTS OR WHAT
Jongdae- BUT I WANT XIUMIN
Baekhyun- I WANT YEOL TO BE MINE
Kris- christ console yourselves
Kris- IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY KRIS WU/KEVIN WU/WU FAN/YIFAN/LI JIAHENG/ WU YIFAN
Kris- pLeASe
Jongdae- ew
Baekhyun- plz no jesus
Tao- :D
Kris- btw me and tao were gonna have a pep-talk with your hubbies to make them confess so no worries :D
Jongdae- wHY wOuLd yOU tELl mE
Baekhyun- I WASNT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT -.-
Kris- oh, it'll be romantic and all that
Tao- it definitely will be
Tao- BUT BACK TO THE THREE OTPS
Baekhyun- aight i have some ideas for kaisoo and hunhan
Jongdae- does it involve them stalking their hubbies in school
Baekhyun- yes, yes it does
Jongdae- good we're on the same page
Tao- OKAY o u o
Tao- no stalking plz
Tao- wait nevermind continue
Kris- yes please
Jongdae- baekhyun you go first
Baekhyun- ahahaha im superior to you
Jongdae- baek plz
Baekhyun- anywho
Baekhyun- HOW ABOUT
Baekhyun- WE DRAG SOO AND LULU DOWN THE STAIRS AND MAKE THEM CONFESS IN A DIMLY LIT GYM 8D
Jongdae- i like mine better just saying
Tao- um baekhyun that sounds violent
Kris- its a good idea though
Jongdae- HOW ABOUT
Jongdae- SOO AND LULU SERENADE THEIR HUBBIES THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER MIC THINGY 8D
Tao- better but not quite
Kris- ^i agree with my hubby
Baekhyun- how about they put on a performance? 8D
Jongdae- ^YOU READ MY MIND OMFG
Tao- cx where and when?
You invited Kris to chat with Baekhyun and Jongdae!
Kris- alright ers
Kris- console yourselves
Kris- for krisus is now in your presence
Tao- hallelujah -.-
Jongdae- TAO YOU
Baekhyun- ^Last time I checked, they haven't ed yet
Jongdae- oh yeah
Kris- ._.
Tao- LOOK ERS
Tao- DO YOU WANT HUNHAN, SULAY, AND KAISOO TO STOP BEING FAGGOTS OR WHAT
Jongdae- BUT I WANT XIUMIN
Baekhyun- I WANT YEOL TO BE MINE
Kris- christ console yourselves
Kris- IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY KRIS WU/KEVIN WU/WU FAN/YIFAN/LI JIAHENG/ WU YIFAN
Kris- pLeASe
Jongdae- ew
Baekhyun- plz no jesus
Tao- :D
Kris- btw me and tao were gonna have a pep-talk with your hubbies to make them confess so no worries :D
Jongdae- wHY wOuLd yOU tELl mE
Baekhyun- I WASNT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT -.-
Kris- oh, it'll be romantic and all that
Tao- it definitely will be
Tao- BUT BACK TO THE THREE OTPS
Baekhyun- aight i have some ideas for kaisoo and hunhan
Jongdae- does it involve them stalking their hubbies in school
Baekhyun- yes, yes it does
Jongdae- good we're on the same page
Tao- OKAY o u o
Tao- no stalking plz
Tao- wait nevermind continue
Kris- yes please
Jongdae- baekhyun you go first
Baekhyun- ahahaha im superior to you
Jongdae- baek plz
Baekhyun- anywho
Baekhyun- HOW ABOUT
Baekhyun- WE DRAG SOO AND LULU DOWN THE STAIRS AND MAKE THEM CONFESS IN A DIMLY LIT GYM 8D
Jongdae- i like mine better just saying
Tao- um baekhyun that sounds violent
Kris- its a good idea though
Jongdae- HOW ABOUT
Jongdae- SOO AND LULU SERENADE THEIR HUBBIES THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER MIC THINGY 8D
Tao- better but not quite
Kris- ^i agree with my hubby
Baekhyun- how about they put on a performance? 8D
Jongdae- ^YOU READ MY MIND OMFG
Tao- cx where and when?
Jongdae- honestly during lunch or after school is preferable
Baekhyun- and they obviously have to go to the auditorium because
Baekhyun- THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE WITH A STAGE
Tao- hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Kris- tbh
Kris- im all for it
Kris- but like
Kris- WHAT SONG AND WHAT DO THEY WEAR
Baekhyun- SNSD
Jongdae- SNSD
Tao- SNSD
Kris- alright i get it i know y'all are all sones
Kris- but WHAT SONG GODDAMMIT
Tao- how about gee
Jongdae- KISSING YOU
Baekhyun- I GOT A BOY
Kris- guys plz
Tao- CHOCOLATE LOVE PLZ
Jongdae- GENIE
Baekhyun- THE BOYS OH MY GOD
Kris- can i just say mr.mr?
Tao- ...
Jongdae- ...
Baekhyun- ...
Kris- whut .+.
Baekhyun- If Kyungie and Lulu sang that, Kai and Hunnie would faint
Jongdae- ^#trufactz
Tao- hm
Kris- GAIZ
Jongdae- whut
Tao- whut
Baekhyun- wut
Kris- HOW ABOUT KISSING YOU ;D
Tao- bae, jongdae said that already
Jongdae- DX
Baekhyun- noes
Baekhyun- nobody actually really remembers that song anyway
Jongdae- ^#trufactz
Tao- ...all in favor of gee?
Jongdae- ^i
Baekhyun- ^i
Kris- ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tao- dammit kris you messed up the flow
Kris- maybeh next time babeh c;
Tao- ._.
Jongdae- NOW WHAT ABOUT SULAY
Baekhyun- might i recommend
Baekhyun- the classic?
Tao- ...Which is?
Kris- ^BAE HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE CLASSIC CONFESSION IS OMFG
Kris- ^WE READ IT ALL THE TIME TAO
Jongdae- woah
Baekhyun- ah, but it's not just the classic
Kris- .-.
Baekhyun- it's a classic, with a twist
Jongdae- ^that's basically saying it's NOT a classic .+.
Baekhyun- you
Jongdae- OOH OOH OOH~ I SEE YAH DRIVIN' 'ROUND WITH DA GULL I LUB AND AHM LIKE ' YOUUUUUU'
Kris- jesus
Kris- jongdae needs jesus
Tao- um, guys
Tao- sulay confession or nah?
Baekhyun- and they obviously have to go to the auditorium because
Baekhyun- THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE WITH A STAGE
Tao- hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Kris- tbh
Kris- im all for it
Kris- but like
Kris- WHAT SONG AND WHAT DO THEY WEAR
Baekhyun- SNSD
Jongdae- SNSD
Tao- SNSD
Kris- alright i get it i know y'all are all sones
Kris- but WHAT SONG GODDAMMIT
Tao- how about gee
Jongdae- KISSING YOU
Baekhyun- I GOT A BOY
Kris- guys plz
Tao- CHOCOLATE LOVE PLZ
Jongdae- GENIE
Baekhyun- THE BOYS OH MY GOD
Kris- can i just say mr.mr?
Tao- ...
Jongdae- ...
Baekhyun- ...
Kris- whut .+.
Baekhyun- If Kyungie and Lulu sang that, Kai and Hunnie would faint
Jongdae- ^#trufactz
Tao- hm
Kris- GAIZ
Jongdae- whut
Tao- whut
Baekhyun- wut
Kris- HOW ABOUT KISSING YOU ;D
Tao- bae, jongdae said that already
Jongdae- DX
Baekhyun- noes
Baekhyun- nobody actually really remembers that song anyway
Jongdae- ^#trufactz
Tao- ...all in favor of gee?
Jongdae- ^i
Baekhyun- ^i
Kris- ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tao- dammit kris you messed up the flow
Kris- maybeh next time babeh c;
Tao- ._.
Jongdae- NOW WHAT ABOUT SULAY
Baekhyun- might i recommend
Baekhyun- the classic?
Tao- ...Which is?
Kris- ^BAE HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE CLASSIC CONFESSION IS OMFG
Kris- ^WE READ IT ALL THE TIME TAO
Jongdae- woah
Baekhyun- ah, but it's not just the classic
Kris- .-.
Baekhyun- it's a classic, with a twist
Jongdae- ^that's basically saying it's NOT a classic .+.
Baekhyun- you
Jongdae- OOH OOH OOH~ I SEE YAH DRIVIN' 'ROUND WITH DA GULL I LUB AND AHM LIKE ' YOUUUUUU'
Kris- jesus
Kris- jongdae needs jesus
Tao- um, guys
Tao- sulay confession or nah?
Jongdae- of course
Jongdae- damn, gramps needs to get laid
Baekhyun- ^WERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
Tao- yah, but like, he and yixing need to hook up first
Kris- how about we shove them in a closet?
Jongdae- ^
Baekhyun- no
Baekhyun- how about
Baekhyun- we shove them into the basement
Baekhyun- we hook up the karaoke machines
Baekhyun- and make one of them do one of those smexual songs
Kris- *wriggles eyebrows*
Tao- yas
Jongdae- YAS BOO YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Tao- ^unfortunately, jongdae, your boo is not here
Kris- because of reasons
Tao- now, guys, somebody, go talk to lulu and soosoo hyung(s)
Kris- ^'cuz we're gonna talk to your baes
Tao- so have fun talking amongst yourselves
Kris- ^or you can just whine about how you're not getting any tonight
You and Kris have left the conversation!
Jongdae- what the
Baekhyun-
Jongdae- damn, gramps needs to get laid
Baekhyun- ^WERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
Tao- yah, but like, he and yixing need to hook up first
Kris- how about we shove them in a closet?
Jongdae- ^
Baekhyun- no
Baekhyun- how about
Baekhyun- we shove them into the basement
Baekhyun- we hook up the karaoke machines
Baekhyun- and make one of them do one of those smexual songs
Kris- *wriggles eyebrows*
Tao- yas
Jongdae- YAS BOO YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Tao- ^unfortunately, jongdae, your boo is not here
Kris- because of reasons
Tao- now, guys, somebody, go talk to lulu and soosoo hyung(s)
Kris- ^'cuz we're gonna talk to your baes
Tao- so have fun talking amongst yourselves
Kris- ^or you can just whine about how you're not getting any tonight
You and Kris have left the conversation!
Jongdae- what the
Baekhyun-
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Kris sent you a message!
Kris- you take chanyeol
Kris- i take xiumin
Tao- why do you get to take chanyeol?
Kris- 'cuz im krisus
Kris- i take xiumin
Tao- why do you get to take chanyeol?
Kris- 'cuz im krisus
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apparently, all these chats happen around 3/13 a.k.a. the day right before valentine's day.
cuz valentine's day is special (YASI KNOW I AM UBER LATE WITH THIS SHHH)
haha its like a LONG valentines day special
next chapter should be up next week
cuz damn i am an a roll on this
k byerz
-cat (cinderheart a.k.a. the author of this ty 'story')
('Kik'ing Off on Kik! EXO's Kik Accounts) IM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED PLS FORGIVE ME SCHOOL IS WEIRD IM WEIRD IM SO SORRY BUT HERES A CHAPTER TO APPEASE U
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