"Okay wait, why do I need to know how to say 'turnip' in English?" Jungkook looked up at you from his textbook. "I mean, when am I ever going to use that?" He grumbled, pouting adorably.

"I dunno, maybe you'll get stranded in the US with a craving for turnips one day?" you replied with a giggle. Honestly you had no idea why school books always insisted on teaching you useless words and phrases. You were pretty sure every single one ever included the phrase 'this is a pen' in it and you had never in your life had to say that in any language.

"We should just get a tutor and learn something useful." Jungkook proclaimed, shutting his textbook.

"Well, maybe we can try practicing useful stuff together." You suggested, brightening at the idea. This study date was boring as heck so far and you'd take any suggestion for making it better. "What do you want to be able to say?"

"Hmm..." Jungkook thought for a moment. "How about: 'thank you to all our international fans, we appreciate your support, I love you'?"

You laughed. "That's a mouthful in English I bet."

"But it'd be the most useful sentence for me." Jungkook grinned at you. "Besides, I already know how to say 'shank yuu' and 'I love yuu'. Don't you think my pronunciation's good?" He leaned in close, looking into your eyes and whispered: "______-ah, I love yuu."

You blushed furiously, earning you a satisfied grin from Jungkook.

"I...it's 'you', not 'yuu', you pabo." You muttered, trying to divert your boyfriend's attention from your red face.

"Oh, sorry. _____-ah, I love you." He put extra emphasis on the you this time, laughing at the way your cheeks went from red to scarlet.

"Was that better?" He asked, blinking innocently at you.

You nodded, telling him in English: "You're an idiot."

"'id-ee-oht'?" Jungkook repeated, tilting his head slightly to one side "What does that mean?"

"It means you're a pabo and 'I love you too'."

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A/N: Requested by Anon, original here.