'Baby please listen to me'

'i hate you'

'bu-but i love you baby'

'YOU ARE CRAZY I ASKED FOR A PIZZA BUT YOU BOUGHT ME PASTA'

'but there weren't any pizza'

'THEN YOU COULD HAVE BOUGHT IT FROM ANOTHER SHOP'

'bu-

'DON'T TALK WITH ME'

'what did you ask me'

'you forgot' 

'urm'

'YOU ARE ANAEMATIC'

'i'm a what???'

' pleaseGodpleaseletmyhusbandrememberhismemories'

'-_-"

*sobs*

'why are you crying'

'y-your c-cheating behind m-me w-with another girl'

'babe i will never do anyhing like that and from where did you even have these thoughts'

'i-i saw i-it from t.v the guy was cheating behind the girl when the girl was pregnant'

'oh god'

'fine i'll take care of our child by myself and i don't need the help of you'

'but i just said that you have quite alot of mood swings'

'you hate me now'

'no darling i di-

'fine i hate you too'

'bu-

'YOU FREAKING BASTARD NOW YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME'

'bu-

'FINE LEAVE ME SEE IF I CARE'

'bu-

'DON'T SAY A WORD!!!'

'why did you do this to me'

'um what did i do???'

'you washed my new shirt'

'shouldn't that be good???'

'HOW CAN THAT BE GOOD!!!'

'uh'

'THAT IS MY FAVOURITE SHIRT AND NOBODY THOUCHED IT BUT ME!!!'

'but you sai-

'I DIDN'T SAY YOU  TO WASH MY FAVOURITE SHIRT'

'but you said'

'WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!'

'nothing!!!!'

yep just the miserable normal lives of the 'husbands'