Yoohoo missed me?

I don't want to hear the answer it's okay since I know it's gonna be on the negative side. Anyway i'm back with the next chapter and I hope I didn't take that long to update. Why am I even blabbering i'm keeping you guys from reading right?

So go on read what i've written below and hope you all like it^^

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Tao looked at kris with fire burning in his eyes. Kris gulped with fear looknig at his wife all the while sweat dropping from the sides of his chin.

Kris you idiot why did you say that!!!

Kris scolded himself inwardly and didn't dare to make any further step to calm down his wife. He wanted to run away from his current position which was sitting on the pouch like indian style with the remote on his hand.

Why did I even speak!!!!

Kris thought desperately

~flashback~

Tao was folding the clothes in their shared master bedroom while humming some song. Kris was lazily flipping through the channels. 

"KRIS"  tao called from their bedroom

"what honey" kris replied back while shifting to a more comfortable position on the couch

"bring me some pizza, I'm craving some" tao demanded while coming out of the room

kris sighed but none the less got up 

"ok do you want me to order?" kris asked

"yes" tao replied back

kris dialed on his phone and waited for the other line to pick up. After finishing to order he kept his phone on the table near the couch and sat down on the couch to resume watching t.v.

~after some time~

"krisssss when is the delivery gonna come" tao wined all the while sulking

"it'll be coming in a short period of time. . .just be patient" kris said smiling softly seeing tao sulk

"but I want it right now!!!" tao whailed like a stubborn five year old kid wanting a candy

kris sighed and rubbed his temple
"it'll be coming soon just wait"

"I can't wait!!!!"

"tao please wait for a little longer"

"I can't wait!!!"

"why don't you wait panda!!" kris cried and suddeny he realized. . . . .what he had just called tao.

Usually tao wouldn't have felt bad at all when somebody calls him panda but a pregnant tao is somewhat different.

~flash back ends~

"t-tao i-i'm sorry. . . .p-please keep you're wushu stick away!!" kris said begging 

"you're so doomed" tao said calmly, too calmly in kris' opinion and stood up silently and walked towards the kitchen

kris stood there dumfounded for a while

he didn't do anything to me?

kris thought and pinched himself. . . .hard

ouch that hurts

kris winced from the pain and suddenly realization dawned on him

this isn't a dream!!!

kris just couldn't believe this. He slapped himself once. . .twice. . .thrice

This is. . . real?

Kris didn't know whether he should feel happy or scared 

But he felt tiny miny a little more happy

"kris you're sleeping on the couch for one week"

or maybe he said just too fast

~`Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Dooooooooooooooooong~

Kris slowly went to the door and opened it

"sir you're delivery" 

Kris slammed the door on the pizza man's face showing all his anger of having to sleep on the couch whithout having his tao cuddling with him.

Life is so cruel!!!

"kris open the door and take the delivery. . .then will I have change my decision" tao said from the kitchen

Kris went to the door smiling way too much from ear to ear and opened the door. He found the pizza man still standing outside the door still trying to sooth down his pain on his nose. He looked up at kris and looked terrified.

"how much is it?" kris asked way too creepily in the delivery man's opinion

"i-i-it's for free sir!!" the delivery man said and shoved the pizza on his hands and ran away

Kris stood there dumbfounded and closed the door

oh well

"kris you'll clean the house for one week"

oh