so obviously there's some weird time-skipping going on here, but here's laynicorn's birthday chapter! happy birthday dimpled unicorn dancer ^^ where i live it's still his birthday, so it's not belated OHOHOHO.

Due to the impending doom of duizhang possibly being unable to have children, the meeting was postponed for another day (because nobody wanted to deal with a pissy Kris), and the M members just decided to crash at the K dorms (because Kris didn't seem to want to get up off the floor anytime soon.)

“Kris, are you alright?” Xiumin asked, staring at the leader, who was curled up in the fetal position on the rug.

Kris responded with something along the lines of 'go away before I elbow your crotch too,' and Xiumin just shrugged before heading off to Sehun and Suho's room.

“Sorry about that, duizhang,” Lay called as he followed Xiumin, “but you know I have a sensitive waist.”

Kris just muttered something that sounded like ' off, you stupid unicorn.'

“Hmph. So rude.”

~*~*~*~*~

When Lay woke up the next morning, he had the strange nagging feeling that he should be remembering something important that was happening today, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

Shrugging it off as another random thing that probably wasn't very important after all, he climbed out of bed and went to the bathroom, totally oblivious to the fact that the dorm was deathly silent, and Luhan had already gotten out of bed.

He hummed to himself as he walked out of the bathroom, rubbing a towel on his head to dry off his hair, deciding to head to the kitchen to get something to eat.

Lay hadn't even taken three steps out of the room before being ambushed with a variety of confetti (which Kai promptly ran away from) and streamers.

“Happy birthday!”

Lay just stood there blankly for a few seconds, before realization spread across his features. “So that's what I forgot today!”

They all resisted the urge to facepalm. “How could you possibly forget your own birthday?” Luhan asked.

“I dunno.”

“Well anyways... cake for breakfast! Come on, Yixing-ge.” Tao grabbed a hold