18 kids from hell (but we're 15 atm) 

boonon: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

iDK: a group chat...? 

boonon: i know but 18 kids from hell??? really seokmin?

iDK: whatever i can't think of anything else 

wonton: what's this about??? 

aunt kai: why is my 95 line not here???

jisusss: excuse me kai??? 

aunt kai: ohhhh, right sorry 

jisusss: smh 

taehEEE: cut the crap and tell us why you need us here???  

iDK: um that hurt my feelings....ouch???

taehEEE: ohmygod sorry 

iDK: whatever its fine 
iDK: bUT GUESS WHAT 

boonon: what...?

bernon: what? 

bernon: kwanie did you steal my name again???? 

boonon:...no?

bernon: smh whatever 

iDK: *insert screen shot of the article* 
iDK: we got drama *sigh* 

call me soon: WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT??

iDK: the school account where it apparently gives event dates but instead gives drama????

taehEEE: damn that's weird 
taehEEE: never knew any of them were a thing tbh

boonon: they shouldn't hide these things from us smh 

tall tree: HAHAHAAHAHAHA HIPSTER JOSHUA HONG AHAHAHA
tall tree: but in all seriousness, jeonghan and cheol were a thing???? like i knew there was something between them but not that serious 
tall tree: this weird 
tall tree: secret relationships are weird 

call me soon: you sound like me wtf 

bernon: says the guy who dated mina in 10th grade, sECRETLY 

tall tree: that was 10th grade, ING HELL THAT WAS 5 YEARS AGO

tHE LITTLE THAT STOLE MY CHOCOLATE: that was 5 years ago???? 

dINO!: wAIT MINGYU AND MINA DATED????

favoritechild (yuna): yep, same reaction btw 
favoritechild (yuna): really ducking weird to think about 

tHE LITTLE THAT STOLE MY CHOCOLATE: wait...
tHE LITTLE THAT STOLE MY CHOCOLATE: tF HAPPENED TO MY USERNAME??? wONTON YOU  

wonton: HAHAHAHAAHA 
wonton: THATS WHAT YOU GET MINA 

tHE LITTLE THAT STOLE MY CHOCOLATE: AKAHSHSHSJSSGGJHH I WILL KILL YOU ONE DAY 

wonton: oh so intimidating 

tHE LITTLE THAT STOLE MY CHOCOLATE: smh,

tHE LITTLE THAT STOLE MY CHOCOLATE changed their username to nofunmina

wonton: for once your user actually describes you 

nofunmina: i know, i got my no fun from hanging out with you to much :) 

wonton:  

nofunmina:  

aunt kai: mina, stop cheating on jisu, and wonwoo please stop cheating on mingyu, they don't deserve this

tall tree: since when was i dating wonwoo??? also wtf 

jisusss: 1) im straight, i like boys 2) i like boys 3) iM STRAIGHT PLS STOP 

aunt kai: smh yeah right 

jisusss: im attracted to boys smh 

iDK: alright then,,,
iDK: can we meet up somewhere then? cause i feel like we can't talk about this actual serious drama going on 

dINO!: you sound sarcastic smh 

iDK: whatever chan
iDK: remember that restaurant that we'd always go to?? the one near jun's expensive neighborhood??? yeah can we go there???

king of china: let me guess i'm paying? also,,,expensive neighborhood???? its not even expensive there 
king of china: why do i have to be slightly richer than all of you ☹️

call me soon: slightly??? your parents make millions a year, mine only makes 5 :(

favoritechild (yuna): are we really going to talk finance here??? cause last time i checked we weren't going to talk about how much money we have 
favoritechild (yuna): and at least your 5 million isn't 5 dollars hosh 

call me soon: oh sorry

favoritechild (yuna): eh its fine

boonon: !111!!1💸money💸1!!!1!!111!

bernon: why do i date you again??

boonon: um,,,cause you love me??

jisusss: oH MY GOD

taehEEE: GET A ROOM WTFFF NOT HERE PLS THERE ARE MINORS (chan) 

dINO!: iM A SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL TAEHEE WTFF

aunt kai: your basically still a child to us channie 

dINO!: smh fine
dINO!: I'm suddenly happy that jeonghan isint in this chat cause if he was than I'd practically still be a new born baby 

king of china: well then 
king of china: wAIT 
king of china: sEOKMIN OH MY GOD

iDK: ???

king of china: yOU FORGOT MY BOYFRIEND

king of china added fairy8 to the conversation 

fairy8: hello? 

boonon: wOW SEOKMIN YOU FORGOT JIHOON TOO 

iDK: oH SORRY

boonon added tofujihoon to the conversation 

iDK: IM SORRY OMG 

tofujihoon: ???

fairy8: what?? 

king of china: summary of the convo:
king of china: seungkwan is confused as to why we are called 18 kids from hell (but rn were 15) 
king of china: taehee hurt seokmin's feelings 
king of china: we have drama 
king of china: hand soap reveals that mingyu and mina dated 
king of china: wonwoo changes mina's username 
king of china: kai is obsessed with ships (smh she should stop) 
king of china: mingyu isn't dating wonwoo (yeah right, we all know they're dating and soon getting married) 
king of china: jisu is 100% straight (but 100% gay for mina) 
king of china: hosh and yuna talk finance 
king of china: we're meeting up at the asian buffet near my house at...
king of china: 12??? for lunch??? yeah

tofujihoon: did i miss that much???

fairy8: same 

boonon: it's not really much tho...

call me soon: yeah,,,,have you seen last chistmas' convo???? that was like a day long to read??!???

tofujihoon: ok that's true 

jisusss: HAND SOAP 
jisusss: IM DYING HAHAHAHAH
jisusss: OHMYGOD 
jisusss: HAHAHAHAHhHAHA

bernon changed their username to hAND SOAP 

hAND SOAP: hElLo mY naMe iS cHwE HanD sOap anD I'm frOm nEw yORK cIty, cURentLly daTing tHE woRlD fAmoUs rAppEr bOOnOn 

talk tree: pffffTTTT HAHAHAHAHA

jisusss: HAHAHAAHAH 

nofunmina: LMAO HAHAHAHAHA 

favoritechild (yuna): HANDSOAP WTFFFFF 

tofujihoon: y'all are weird 

tofujihoon went offline 

call me soon: poor jihoon

[a/n]:
i wanted to post this chapter as a thanks for all the reads and views, so there you go, i hope you enjoyed it!!! (also, enjoy this time while their still joking around, cause they won't be after a few chapters)