My faceu.....

*laughs nervously* Yo guys i know this isn't the update you guys want....but you already know my schedule so i'm not supposed to update certain stories today okay? lol

So...I have been tagged by my child @-Jeoncum , here because she's a devil and loves watching her mom cry and feel upset. XD

I seriously don't know how to roast anything! So this will be my first time roasting or to say roasting myself so i will post in every book. I tried to make it rhyme but i gave up along the way.

And you know what's even more funnier? it's that today i was watching one of my fav youtuber roasting himself so good! and I thought, thank the lords i'm not a youtuber, That way i won't get tagged. But NEVER in my life had i thought it would catch me on wattpad so thank you @-Jeoncum for tagging me. Anyway let's get to it! *silently cries*

also I will be referring myself as 'she' or ' her'

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Look at this asian, Japanese, korean wanna be, smiling on the camara pretending to be flawlessly

but we all know she ain't worth a penny

You can find her on the streets with her cheap clothing thinking that she's pretty.

She can draw, she can sing, she is nice, but can you believe her boyfriends only last 3 days?

you can ask her to solve a simple math problem but she'll only look at you like if you're the problem

her laugh is broke, her smile is hideous, and she is no one's type and if you think you like her pictures then you need to get your eyes checked! *Cleans your glasses* Better?

She goes talking in the group pretending to be a cute panda but if you look twice " Wait! she's just a creeper behind a laptop!"

According to her friends her laughter is like a hyena and an old man with asthma

If you look at her picture, you'll see a girl

but you'll think twice when you hear her low voice sounding like rapmon (cheesy line)

She's an ugly person, who claims to be emotionless but drops dead on the floor crying when people stare at her too long!

She is so unconfident it's hard to get her picture taken

and she's so scared of getting a lover because she knows she's a turned down!

She's only 15 years old but already mistaken as her mother's sister!

She's a for comments and attention

like literally, if you comment on her story she'll smile to herself alone in the dark, please! go get a life! Haven't your parents told you that twice already?

Stop writing stories that you know no one will like! Why do you think no one comments in the first place?!

She goes around a Hoe chatroom, feeling special bcuz she's treated nice, but please notice not one of them gives a about you!

you are disgusting! you're ugly! and no one appreciates your presence! you are a latina but confuse yourself as an asian

you should just back into a corner and talk to your imagenery friends!

your parents hate you!

you're worthless and useless!

And what happened to all those suicidal thoughts you had just a second ago?

you're a coward!

you're scared!

you're a fat

why is it that you fail every time you try to drown yourself in the tub huh?

Again go get a real life and disappear from my face.

Pause.....

wait a minute...

Is that your hair!??!!! Looks more like a fake weive if you ask me

What? you cut your hair to make a fringe? Get the out of here with your fake personality and give me ma space please.

Fin

Welp that was it lmao

it wasn't that bad.