Special Episode:
Featuring Alice in Wonderland
(Ravi does not yet know the names of most of the others, but for the reader’s convenience, as in the previous chapters, I shall use their real names)

The air smelt too sweet; that’s the first thing Ravi noticed. It smelt of sugar and honey and cake, and all things oversweet. Ravi shivered involuntarily. It felt like the last place on earth a dentist such as himself should be at.

“Won,” a deep and commanding voice filled the air, “approach~”

Ravi looked up, vaguely annoyed being called by the name which was clearly not his name, and saw a tall figure seated at a table laid out with fancy crockery; a figure wearing a ridiculous amount of caps on his head, that is.

“How d’you like it?” Chanyeol (for it was Chanyeol indeed) patted the tower of caps atop his head, making the price-tags still attached to them bounce ridiculously. Wearing caps with tags still on was very in, Ravi would admit, but when they were piled on a single head in that manner…

“I’ve upgraded from hats to caps,” informed Chanyeol, not giving a single that Ravi was judging him hard. “How d’you like my puppy?”

Ravi was going to ask how that was even related, when Chanyeol dumped a fluffy brown puppy in a wicker basket right on the table before them, rendering the dentist lost for words in a single instant- and that was before the puppy turned around to face him.

Ravi screamed like a girl: the puppy had a human face!!!

“Oh, how rude~” the human face sniffed, turning its nose up and looking the other way.

“Oooh did the mean Wontie offend my precious puppy?” cooed the mad-capper, “Does my puppy want a gummy bone?”

“Meow~” said the ‘puppy’.

Wonshik was about to point out that “Dogs go woof not Meow” because it sounded like a logical thing to say, when he was interrupted by a girlish voice in the background saying “I want a gummy bone too – No, make that a gummy doughnut!! And a gummy-burger! And a gummy-coke~”

“Then come get your gummy goods,” boomed the Mad-capper in that ‘welcoming’ tone of his, “and it’s coke-gummies, not gummy coke.”

Ravi shuddered and he felt his teeth tingle unpleasantly. This place was so wrong- gummy doughnuts? Gummy burgers? And the combination of gummies and coke would be like an acid attack on teeth!! Ravi turned around to see who exactly was about to wallop down this tooth-poison, and was he really surprised to see none other than the lollipop- spoilt brat kid person who had to be literally dragged over to the dentists for a checkup? Well, that is to say…

It was the same guy? person, except her? his? the person’s attire was …different, to say the least.

Hakyeon stood before Ravi, hands on hips, and a bright smile adorning his face. Upon his head, along with two pony-tails (that didn’t look out of place, surprisingly) were a pair of fluffy kitten ears, and poking out from beneath his short black skirt (Yes, he was wearing a short black skirt, an almost see-through white top with a waistcoat atop it- not to mention black stockings as well!) was a swishing cat’s tail! Ravi wasn’t sure why, but a blush crossed his face, and heat rushed to …certain regions. This…. Um, person was y, he couldn’t deny it.

Hakyeon walked past Ravi without casting him a second glance, and sat at the table beside the dog-thing. (They seemed to get on well, ironically.)

“Pass me those doughnuts, please~” he called out, and the dog immediately responded by trotting out of its basket, crossing the table, and carrying back the silver platter Hakyeon had wished for. As the cat-boy-girl-thing reached out for his third bottle of Banana milk, Ravi felt an illogical urge to replace the painfully-pink marzipan covered doughnut in his hand as well as the drink the kiddo had just picked up with a giant tube of toothpaste and a bottle of dental wash.

Hakyeon caught Ravi staring and misinterpreted. “Wae? Want some?” he offered, waving a plate of cream puffs and cheese cakes in front of the dentist’s nose, making him scrunch up his mouth in effort not to puke: it felt his teeth were cringing, and his whole mouth was protesting just at the thought of such intolerable sweetness.

Ravi shuddered, “No thanks.”

Just then from the furthest corner, out bounced a green object which was somehow recognizably Jaehwan. “Omo you guys started the tea party without me?! Eeoooooo~tteokajiiii~” it shivered and bounded towards the table, beginning to empty dish after dish.

“Oi, Jaehwan, is that you? WTF are you doing here?”

“That would be ‘Ken’ to you,” ‘Ken’ said stuffily, “And why, you don’t want me to be around? Wanna be with your Alice only, eh?”

“Alice…?” asked Ravi, confused.

The green Jaehwan-thing pointed at Hakyeon, busily stuffing his whiskers with some custard pudding now. This guy is gonna end up with such a bad tummy ache, and let’s not even talk about his tee- Ravi’s thoughts suddenly froze when N looked up from his bowl and stared right at Ravi, the mess around his lips.

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Why’d he do that? What’s happening to me? Why…?
And the ty cat-boy pounced on Ravi’s lap –

– waking Ravi up from what had to be the craziest dream nightmare that he’d had in a long time.

Ravi shook his head as if that could shake away the pure craziness as well as the slight blush creeping up his cheeks – he could still feel a ghost of the cat-boy on his lap, as well as a …throbbing existence in the same region. What had that been even? Ravi thought, heart thudding hard, Why would I dream of the kid in the candy store in that way—No, Ravi didn’t even want to think about him because for some reason it left him all flustered.

Jaehwan. Think about Jaehwan. What the hell was Jaehwan doing there? Ravi directed his thoughts away from the object of his… obvious discomfort. Jaehwan was a green blob? Plus the crazy sweet shop owners with their caps and dog-what even?!

But his thoughts were naturally magnetized back to the y cat-boy-Alice, because who could deny it, he had been –unforgettable, to say the least. Just recalling the tail swishing beneath the short skirt made Ravi want to… made Ravi involuntarily his lips. Why had he dreamt of him as a cat-boy? And… dressed like that (so damn y)?
Well, he couldn’t help if he was equipped with a vivid imagination, right?

Ravi stood up and cleared his throat.
Time to move on.

“Well, then!” the dentist took a deep breath to clear his head, deciding it may as well wake up for the day, “I’ll just go wash up and—” Ravi paused, sudden red faced embarrassment rising as he looked back down at where ‘Alice’ had jumped on him, and saw the wet patch on his lap.

Heat rush everywhere – that hadn’t been a bad dream; it had been a wet one.

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A/N:

MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHHHHAAAAAHHHH!!!

Wow! I'm enjoying this Soooo much~ *smirks* Naughty naughty Ravi-ah~ ;D
(And now Imma spam yall with N's crossdressing coz damn, Ravi's right, he's y! 

I hope this update will leave yall happy and somewhat satisfied till the next update about when I'm still unsure of~