Daddy's treat

Cookies & Cheese

“You promised!

“Yes, but I-”

“But you promised!

“Look here, um…?” Ravi began in full force just to falter when he realized he had no idea what the idiot was called.

“What?” asked Hakyeon, not realizing why Ravi was looking at him in that way.

Do I have to ask?
“What’s your name?”

 

Hakyeon opened his mouth to answer, when a smirk played on his lips. “You wanna know my name…?” he asked playfully, making Ravi want to face-palm.

“No, I don’t,” he said, “I’m busy now. I’ll stick to my word later, when I’m not busy; later.”

“But-” Hakyeon began to protest once again, but Ravi signaled Jaehwan (who was being efficient for once in his measly life) and the former was carted out of the clinic.
Thank god that was over.
For now.

 

“By the way, Jaehwan,” Ravi asked once his assistant came back in, “could you pass me the patient records for a sec?”

Jaehwan wasn’t slow to catch on. “Wanna know his name, dontcha~” he teased.

Ravi blushed up to his neck. “No,” he said, looking nowhere in particular.

*ehem*
"Next~"

***

 

However annoying Hakyeon may be, it remains the fact that Ravi was a man of his word, thus, as promised, when 4:30 rang his work ‘over’, he wrapped himself up in his scarf and coat, went out to the waiting area (where N was busily playing minion rush till his phone battery died because he’d gotten bored from all that waiting) and pulled Hakyeon up in a less than ceremonious manner.

“Yah! I was in the middle of a game!” protested Hakyeon, “Now look, I’ve gone and crashed!”

“Candy?” reminded subtly Ravi, and that was all he needed to do. The hearts in Hakyeon’s eyes grew so large it looked like he would need to see an optician next. “Candy!!” the boy exclaimed (you can’t deny the fact that he’s a boy, dude) and took off, dragging his ‘daddy’ behind him.

 

***

 

“The gummy bears haven’t come yet,” Chanyeol cut Hakyeon across before had got even a word out.

“I’m not here for those,” Hakyeon said, surprising Chanyeol.

"Oh?"

“This guy here’s gonna treat me-”

 

“Wait, isn’t that the Ahjussi from last time?” Baekhyun popped up from nowhere.

(“He’s not an ahjussi, goddamnit!” Chanyeol and Hakyeon cried in unison.)

“Oh, so you do know him~” Baek sang, having no problem ignoring the earlier comment.

“Yep.” Hakyeon said, smiling proudly, and even having the nerve to lace an arm around the other’s.

 

“So… what’s his name?”

Hakyeon faltered. What’s his name? What had that guy called him?
"...Won......?"

 

Baekyeol burst into deafening howls of laughter as Ravi grabbed his hand away from the other. “WonSHIK damnit, WonSHIK; not !”

“Won~” cried Chanyeol, clutching his stomach from laughing too hard, “classic name you’ve got, man~”

-.-
Ravi had half a mind to leave this darn Candy shop with its insane owners and crazy customer right then.

 

***

 

Someone remind me again why I am buying candy for a guy whose teeth are so bad he can clearly live without them? -Though Hakyeon’s face spells otherwise; begging eyes flashed between a gigantic rainbow lollipop and the man who had promised to buy him something sweet. Wonshik found it hard to resist the urge to give a lecture on why exactly candy is bad for your teeth in the middle of a candy store, and perhaps only zipped up because he didn’t want to embarrass himself in front of this pair of strange shop-keepers Because he had already given his word and he was in deed a man of his word.
(Plus, though he would never admit it, Hakyeon’s puppy eyes were… –Ravi chose not to finish that thought.)

“There,” he said once the two had departed the sweet shop, the giant-sized candy in Hakyeon’s eager hands. (How the hyuk was he gonna eat the whole thing?!) “I’ve kept my part of the deal. Now don’t bug me ever again~”

Hakyeon peered up at Wonshik above the tip of the swirly candy stick, the huge puppy eyes adorning his face again.
“That wasn’t part of the deal~” he complained.

“Want me to take the candy ba-”

“NO!” Hakyeon grabbed the lollipop out of Ravi’s reach, dancing away, saying “My precious~” all Gollum style.

This was more than Ravi could handle. There was only so much of candy and crazy a man could take in one day. (The lollipop holder was clearly not a man, thus had no problem as far as Wonshik could see.) “I’m done here,” he muttered to himself, and disappeared while Hakyeon was still distracted by his candy delight.

 

.     .     .

Fifteen minutes later…

 

                  …Hakyeon looked up to see he was all alone.

“Oh… where’d he go?” Hakyeon wondered, then shrugged it off and walked back home with his precious giant lolly. He couldn’t wait to show off (what was left of) it to the others~

 

***

A/N:

Before this embarrassing scene repeats itself- Disclaimer: "Won" is the name MinMin came up with in Unlike Parallel Forces (a remarkable Navi fanfic) <- read that fic, it's worth it!! :D 

*looks at the chapter I just uploaded* -.-" someone tell me why I'm doing this again... -.-"

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haneul1296
#1
Chapter 9: Teheeee~ I came again, although i wanted sausages with ketchup, cookies and cheese works well too ^^ y wonshikieeee XDD
haneul1296
#2
Chapter 4: I came to savor some of the cookies and cheese~~
kennocha #3
Chapter 15: Lol Now we have to worry about the cookies and not candies!
Yz1808 #4
Chapter 15: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MORE PICK UP LINE PLEASEEEEEE
PhantomThorn
#5
Chapter 15: SORRY I HAVENT COMMENTED EARLIER I HAD MUCH SCHOOL WORK :(
IM BACK THOUGH :D
awwwwwwwww hakyeon is so cute and cluless
i still feel sorry for ravi but HE IS the one that thought N was cute so hes already dug himself in a hole (although i think hes cute too)
HAHA i cant stop smiling at this chapter, i dont know weather its cute or funny (or both)
AWWWWW hakyeon feels bad, thats so sad and so cute at the same time just UUUUUUUURGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAFAAAAAAGIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF I CANT TAKE SAD N
lol N cooking, i can just imagine the look on hyuks face like 'ing seriously cus why do i ever let you be home alone
hakyeon honey please, i know for a fact that cooking and baking are very similar (i would know cause i cant do either...............my cooking skills are probably worse than his to be honest lol)
i 100% agree with that gif, N is SO fabulous
naja2342 #6
Chapter 15: Hakyeon is me in kitchen though I might set something on fire
But your story is great
ilivefororeos #7
Chapter 15: such a cuuuuute chapter! and i imagine this is exactly what would happen if hakyeon DID actually bake irl hahaha

oh and the flour gif is from a VCR they filmed for a fan meeting, you can find it on the realvixx youtube channel or search "vixx fan meeting vcr eng sub" for subs :D it's so great you should see hyogi's omg
keybha #8
Chapter 14: awww that was so cute and ravi is all red and all now hehhe. Yea damn pickup lines are cool man!


And you're leaving for university or you did? gawd I'll miss your often updates!
keybha #9
Chapter 14: awww that was so cute and ravi is all red and all now hehhe. Yea damn pickup lines are cool man!


And you're leaving for university or you did? gawd I'll miss your often updates!
PhantomThorn
#10
Chapter 14: MAN THE FIRST LINE HAS ALREADY GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD, aw my face hurts now from smiling, but my god Hakyeon I know ravis great but please calm down (actually no, don't calm down it's better when your extravagant).................just..............so many.................pick up lines like oh my god. In a way I feel bad for ravi but on the oter hand I laugh at his misery (but is it really that bad I mean he has the queen literally CHASING after him so you know), I feel like ravi is to naïve sometimes and just falls into the puns so damn easily (and it's great). but twice a month is like every two weeks :( That's gonna take SOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG T^T T^T T^T T^T T^T