Aftermath of a Wet Dream

Cookies & Cheese

*clatter*

Once again, Ravi succeeded on dropping all the instruments on the table top. Alice has come, the thought popped up ridiculously as a blush spread across his face. Panicked, he bent down at the speed of light, picking up the gadgets (and dropping them all over again), refusing to let ‘Alice’ see how red he’d gotten. 

“Yah~ People these days don’t even have the decency to look at people talking to them?” scoffed N, as he invited himself further into the room and sat on the dentist’s stool, crossing his legs in a lady-like manner, not having the decency himself to help Ravi pick up the mess he’d made. (What evs~ that ain’t the work of a queen~)

Several minutes in which Ravi didn’t realize he’d been staring at the queen boy who’d just entered passed, (‘Does he have a…’) till he heard a “*cough*RUDE*cough*” from said queen.

Ravi blinked. Why is it so easy to imagine a cat’s tail on him?

“You’re staring…” observed Hakyeon, “Are you in love?”
(No, N knew no boundaries.)

*ehem*
A few moments of embarrassed silence later (save the noisy clatter that soon followed N’s words), Hakyeon asked again: “Do you believe in love at first sight?”

 

That’s when Jaehwan in the nick of time came to the dentist’s rescue (Ravi should consider giving him a pay-raise, he was finally becoming of use), popping up from nowhere and bustling over to N, pushing him away to the side:

“You… come with me,” he shoved ushered the troublemaker away, much to the relief of Ravi, who couldn’t help but stare after the guy’s , amazed by the fact that a cat’s tail didn’t look so out of place on it.

“Wait- I haven’t finished saying it!!” N didn’t leave without a protest, “Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you agaaaiiiinn-?”
Ken kicked the door shut behind them, cutting out Hakyeon’s dragging voice.

 

Ravi shook his head, unsure whether to feel relieved that he was finally gone, or upset mildly sad disappointed.

 

***

 

Jaehwan led N to what appeared to be a broom closet, and chucked him in unceremoniously. “There,” he said, “a special waiting room for you; assigned specifically for you by the dentist himself.”

The pout on Hakyeon’s face which was steadily growing into a volcano on the verge of eruption (because his genius wooing tactic pickup line had been most rudely interrupted), turned into confusion when his eyes fell upon the tiny room.

“Light-switch is over there,” continued the dentist’s assistant, not affected in the least, “and I’ll bring you a coffee in a sec.” With that, Ken bowed his way away.

Hmmm....
Hakyeon shrugged. Oh well… if his angel had specially designed it for him~
With a happy smile planted back on his face, he trotted over to the small chair fitted into the back of the tight space, and called after Ken who’d long since left, “I don’t like coffee that much; if you’ve got coffee flavored toffee though, that would do. Though personally I prefer gumballs.” (Someone tell Hakyeon this wasn’t a five-star candy-serving hotel!)

Then, wondering how long he’d have to wait, he fished around, searching for the phone he had—crud! He’d left the phone at home!!
‘I’m gonna die of boredom~

 

***

 

“Jaehwan,” Ravi pounced on his assistant the moment he rounded the door, “What happened to… whatsthename?”

“Still don’t know his name?” smirked Ken.

“Oh shut up!”
-.-

“Haha, Doncha worry~” sang Ken, “I took care of him. I can bring him around your lunch break if you want,” he added with a mysterious smile, and left again to attend to his prisoner guest. (No one must know he’d kept the guy captive.)

 

But, despite all Jaehwan’s calculations, the guy was N, and N was… well, N.
Unable to stay still, he walked out of the closet (Of course it wasn’t locked! How cruel did you think Ken was?!) and looked for the candy (he thought) he was promised.

“Oh, did you get the candy?” he asked as he bumped into Ken coming from the dentist’s room.

Ken frowned. “Candy? I thought I said coffee?”

Hakyeon shook his head, “I like candy more, y’see,” he explained politely to his captor.

Jaehwan stared at the unique specimen before him for a while the decided ‘What the heck?! I like candy too, after all~’

“Then let’s go to the candy store to get some!” he said, grabbing the darker’s hand and marching out.

***

A/N:

Ahhh! What's with all this randomness?! A closet? Seriously?!! What was I thinking? (No, I don't think)

Anyways, random or not:
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY PEOPLE!!!!

I know this wasn't a V-Day special, but at least I got an update in time, right...? (Right? (?) ) 
Anyways, do not fear... I'll have a V-Day special coming up FOR SURE! -but... that's after I figure out what time of the year this story is taking place.... :-/ I mean, I'm clueless... do any of you guys know? I mean, I'm guessing it's autumn/winter-ish coz Ravi had a coat on, but... someone tell me a month, when this story started?! (Yeah... if you were wondering, I'm probably the worst type of author out there. Seriously?!) 

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haneul1296
#1
Chapter 9: Teheeee~ I came again, although i wanted sausages with ketchup, cookies and cheese works well too ^^ y wonshikieeee XDD
haneul1296
#2
Chapter 4: I came to savor some of the cookies and cheese~~
kennocha #3
Chapter 15: Lol Now we have to worry about the cookies and not candies!
Yz1808 #4
Chapter 15: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MORE PICK UP LINE PLEASEEEEEE
PhantomThorn
#5
Chapter 15: SORRY I HAVENT COMMENTED EARLIER I HAD MUCH SCHOOL WORK :(
IM BACK THOUGH :D
awwwwwwwww hakyeon is so cute and cluless
i still feel sorry for ravi but HE IS the one that thought N was cute so hes already dug himself in a hole (although i think hes cute too)
HAHA i cant stop smiling at this chapter, i dont know weather its cute or funny (or both)
AWWWWW hakyeon feels bad, thats so sad and so cute at the same time just UUUUUUUURGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAFAAAAAAGIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF I CANT TAKE SAD N
lol N cooking, i can just imagine the look on hyuks face like 'ing seriously cus why do i ever let you be home alone
hakyeon honey please, i know for a fact that cooking and baking are very similar (i would know cause i cant do either...............my cooking skills are probably worse than his to be honest lol)
i 100% agree with that gif, N is SO fabulous
naja2342 #6
Chapter 15: Hakyeon is me in kitchen though I might set something on fire
But your story is great
ilivefororeos #7
Chapter 15: such a cuuuuute chapter! and i imagine this is exactly what would happen if hakyeon DID actually bake irl hahaha

oh and the flour gif is from a VCR they filmed for a fan meeting, you can find it on the realvixx youtube channel or search "vixx fan meeting vcr eng sub" for subs :D it's so great you should see hyogi's omg
keybha #8
Chapter 14: awww that was so cute and ravi is all red and all now hehhe. Yea damn pickup lines are cool man!


And you're leaving for university or you did? gawd I'll miss your often updates!
keybha #9
Chapter 14: awww that was so cute and ravi is all red and all now hehhe. Yea damn pickup lines are cool man!


And you're leaving for university or you did? gawd I'll miss your often updates!
PhantomThorn
#10
Chapter 14: MAN THE FIRST LINE HAS ALREADY GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD, aw my face hurts now from smiling, but my god Hakyeon I know ravis great but please calm down (actually no, don't calm down it's better when your extravagant).................just..............so many.................pick up lines like oh my god. In a way I feel bad for ravi but on the oter hand I laugh at his misery (but is it really that bad I mean he has the queen literally CHASING after him so you know), I feel like ravi is to naïve sometimes and just falls into the puns so damn easily (and it's great). but twice a month is like every two weeks :( That's gonna take SOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG T^T T^T T^T T^T T^T