Psycho Chick and her Goons

Quirks of Being a Maid
"Who the-" I yelped, but before I could finish my sentence, a hand clamped itself over my mouth . What's going on?! I tried to turn my head to see who my captor was, but he or she  had a strong grip on me. I couldn't move a muscle, which only made me angry. I began to struggle violently, trying to shake off the idiot on me. While I was flailing, one of my elbows knocked into the person's gut, which was quickly followed by a grunt of pain. Well, this person is definitely a male.... Eventually, I was able to completely free both my arms. Time to get serious! Just as I was about to fight back by swinging at my captor, the hand was removed from my mouth and a cloth took it's place. I breathed in, ready to scream, and was instantly hit by a wave of dizziness. Just before I completely passed out, I heard a girl's voice in my ear "Stay away from Exo."            
 
                 "Wake up!" someone yelled, lightly shaking my shoulders.  "Is she even alive ?" another voice piped in, full of worry. "Of course she is you idiot! She's breathing!" a different voice yelled, sounding very close to my side. Slowly, I opened my eyes to find a group of boys leaning over me. Who the- oh wait... I know who they are! But why am I on the ground in the hall... Last thing I remember... *Gasp* We were attacked! What happened to Mace and Avy?! I quickly sat up, only to drop back down as a wave of dizziness fell over me , threatening to make me pass back out. "Are you okay?" Luhan asked as he looked down at me in worry. "What about the others?" I muttered, my voice raspy from whatever I was knocked out with. "Others? You mean Mace and Avy? We didn't see them. When we came up, we found you alone, unconscious in front of your door" Luhan explained to me. *Gasp* Forgetting about my dizziness, I jumped up from the floor and pushed myself out of the crowd of boys. Looking around frantically, I tried to think of where a psycho would keep hostages. If I was her, I probably wouldn't leave the hotel, 'cause it'd raise too much suspicion. That means they should still be inside the building! All the rooms are, for the most part, in use. I could check the vacant ones, but I have a feeling they wouldn't be in any of them... Supply closet!! There are tons of them around the building and half of them aren't even used. I bet they're being kept in one! Instantly, I began moving in the direction of the nearest supply closet, a group of confused boys following close behind. "What's going on?" Kris asked me as he walked steadily beside me. I was practically running down the hall and he wasn't even breaking a sweat! Stupid angry bird and his long legs . "The reason I was unconscious was because we were attacked by some random psycho and her gang" I answered, not breaking stride as I rushed down the hallway. "The nut must have kidnapped Mace and Avy." "Why don't you call the police!" Suho asked from behind me, looking extremely terrified by the situation that was occurring. "I don't want to do anything irrational that might cause the crazy lady to hurt my friends. I know she hasn't left the building, so she'll know if I inform the authorities." "How can you be so sure?" Kris asked, a little disbelieving of my conviction. I stopped in front of the first janitorial closet and turned to him, "I just know" I deadpanned.
 
                    -2 hours later-
 
How many frakkin' closets are in this building? I swear I've looked through about 30 and there are still more! Even with all the boys helping, we've yet to find my compadres. This is ridiculous !! Wait... maybe she's not keeping them in storage closets.......... The boiler room!!! Why didn't I think of that before! No one ever goes down there, except maintenance every few years. Since the workers have been here recently, it's the perfect place for a wack job to hide people! I mean, who would think to look down in that dusty, warm, little space? I sure didn't and I have the mind of a psycho . Not even informing the boys of my discovery, I sprinted down to the cellar. When I reached the door, I quietly eased the door open and peaked inside. Sure enough, there were Mace and Avy, tied up in the corner of the room. Standing nearby was crazy lady and her group of buffoons. By the time I had spotted this, the boys had caught up to me. Turning quickly, I motioned for them to be silent. After seeing their nods of confirmation, I turned back to the scene in the boiler room. Now.... what should I do? I'm not really sure how to go about rescuing my friends, especially when the lunatic has bodyguards MUCH bigger than me . Suddenly I felt myself being moved back from the door, and Tao took my place, assessing the scene inside. Turning to face me he whispered, "leave this to Xiumin and I" before moving quietly into the room, Xiumin close behind. From out of nowhere I heard grunts of pain and then everything went silent. OMJ! What just happened? Did they die?! Before I could continue my  panic moment, Tao opened the door. "You guys can come in now. It's safe" he stated while looking around at everyone. I stared up at him in awe for a few before I remembered the situation at hand. Jumping up, I rushed into the room. To my complete and utter surprise, all of the psycho nut's goons were  in a corner, tied in a bundle while the wacko herself was tied to the very chairs I saw Mace and Avy in earlier. How on Earth did those two manage this? They were outnumbered and unarmed! Shaking off my thoughts, I walked up to my pals, "How are you guys? They didn't hurt you right?" "I'm okay" Mace stated with a wink , "I'm tougher than I look." "I'm okay, but I think I messed up my ankle when I was struggling with one of the kidnappers." Looking down at her ankle, I noticed it was swelling and turning colors. "Can you move your toes? 'Cause if you can then we'll go to the room and ice it. If not, we'll have to take a trip to the hospital." Avy looked at me in horror at the thought of going to the hospital. She's had some.... interesting hospital experiences that left her terrified of even stepping foot through the doors of one. Glancing down, I watched her face scrunch up in pain as she willed her toes to move. After a few moments, she was able to show me that all her toes were working properly and sighed in relief. "Haha, no hospital for you, but we still need to get you back to the room.... Hey! Can one of you guys be a gentlemen and carry Avy back to the room? At the moment, she can't put any weight on her ankle which means no walking." Lula walked over to us, keeping his gaze towards the floor, "I'll carry her" he mumbled shyly. Avy blushed and I had to hold in my laughter. Wow, do those two look awkward !! Nodding my head to his statement, I watched as he bent down and picked up Ave effortlessly. Hmm... girly boy is tougher than he looks...  I once again had to hold in my laughter when I noticed both had identical expressions on their faces,  red-faced ... awkwardness. They totally like each other . Arriving to our room, I had Lula set her on the bed and went to the freezer. Had to get some ice for her foot to take down that swelling. Her ankle is already triple the size it should be! As I was tending to Ave, the rest of the boys shuffled into the room. I never noticed how small it was until now. With all of us in here, the space seemed to be tiny and constricting. There wasn't much room to move around let alone breath. Good thing I'm not claustrophobic! "The police just came. Apparently the girl was a extreme saesang fan" Kris said, explaining the reason for the past events. "She was extremely jealous of your closeness to us, so she decided to solve the problem herself. She hired some thugs, who were going to play out her dirty work, but we caught her just in time." Well then ... I hate to think of what would have happened if she had succeeded... "So what happens now?" I asked curiously. What happens if this occurs again? They're a famous idol group, so I'm sure there's more than one crazed saesang fan out there.... "Were gonna be living together!" Kai jumped into the conversation excitedly. Well someone's hap- WHAT ?! 
 
 
 
Dun nu nu NA!!!! That was a boatload of weird..... Oh well XD Maybe I should make this a crackfic, or did I already add that to the tags... Hmm, anyways! Hope ya liked the chappie. Now the girls get to spend even more time with Exo. Wonder what shenanigans will come of this..... :3 Don't forget to subscribe and comment!!! Thinking of that, THANK YOU for the subs chOijunhOng and noona_prin!!!! You guys are absolutely AMAZING! I hope I don't disappoint you in future chapters!!
 
 
 
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CNtavj
#1
Chapter 13: Theres too many silent readers e_e
UPDATEE FASTEER PLEAASE!! I just love reading thisxD Fo is freaking awesomee!! Keep up the good work authornim!:)
CNtavj
#2
Chapter 10: YAYY SHOUTOUT! And OMGG I LUUUVVV kyungsoo in this ficc!!! He is SO cuteee I'm gonna dieee*•*
CNtavj
#3
Chapter 8: LOOOOLLL SQUISHYSOOOOO!!!! i just love Fo's personalityxD and OMG i'd DIE if kai did that to me! ill be waiting for that apology updatee!!
CNtavj
#4
Chapter 7: HAHA I love this, is so funny! Also I like Fo's personality, not the typical shy innocent girl! Keep up the good work authornim!