Pairing: BomSoo
Word Count: 273

A Bad Joke

"Soo!"

Honeyed calls urged his head to direct his attention towards the living room, his hands quick to wipe the grime from his previous baking episode. Tossing the towel over his shoulder, he approached his bubbly noona wedged in the recliner, her eyes curiously twinkling up at him as he emerged from the kitchen. 

Clasping her hands under her chin, she tried her best to refrain from flat-out snickering and scandalously whispered, "You used to sweat on camera?" 

Working around the dryness of his throat, his hard gaze flickered to the precariously muted television set, EXO's Showtime paused on a particular scene he had hoped to avoid confronting with her. 

Practically daunted, he braced for the sensations of humiliation and despair, his mouth forthrightly grumbling, "I told you not to watch our show." The woman was hell-bent on destroying his meticulously crafted image as the cool and sly member of EXO. 

Heated, he jumped for the remote and wrestled it from her unsuspecting grasp before she witnessed more of his degradation.

"Aigoo, you're no fun, Soo." Bom pouted, her arms linked across her chest and effectively portraying her as a chastised child. "And you're still pretty stiff on camera," She sniffed. "Would you like some lessons?"

"Yah, not all of us are '8D' like you!"

Melodious laughter rushed from her plump lips. "Well, at least you were still cute. You do get some points for that."

Seized by the horror of being labeled anything remotely close to adorable, he gruffly reprimanded her with a pinch to her cheeks.

"Ah, Soo! That hurts!"

"Now, who did you say was cute?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

A/N: cause we all know bommie would want to coddle him and call him cute things but soo would definitely be against that. lol

yeah, inspired by EXO's showtime.