Tell Me At 2PM
Description
These boys have more problems then I thought...
So that's where I come in.
I'm Kim Yoobin, their own personal therapist.
Foreword
..::Yoobin's POV::..
"So you want me to just sing?"
"That's right, you know Wonder Girl's song 'Nobody' right?" JYP asked and I started to tap my feet rapidly. I always did that when I was nervous.
JYP picked me up from the street when he heard me singing as I was walking home. Honestly, the chances of that happening was slim to none and I guess I just got lucky. Maybe...Maybe I'll even be able to meet 2PM!
"Yeah, okay..." He patted me on the back and I walked over to the door of the studio. I saw microphones, big windows, everything. As I reached for the door knob, I heard the front door slam open and footsteps running towards us. My head snapped back and I saw them.
I saw 2PM.
"HYUNG!" Chan Sung ran over to JYP who grabbed his head and groaned. "I NEED FOOD!"
"Look hyung, my schedule is SO not working for me!" Nichkhun fixed his hair and fanned his self with his hand, trying not to faint.
...No, I was trying not to faint.
"JYP hyung, when am I going to be able to go on a variety show? I need popularity!" Junho whined and stomped on the floor like a little child.
What the hell is going on in here?!
"I am leaving and DON'T EXPECT 2PM TO GO ON UNTIL AFTER YOU GUYS STOP ARGUING!" JYP dropped the bomb stormed out of the room, leaving me to pick up the pieces. Thanks...
"Uhhhmmm..." I whispered and saw them all turn to me in sync. They slowly walked over to me with beastly eyes and stared me down.
At this point, I thought I was going to get . By 7 guys. 2PM guys. What's this called?
Illegal?
Gangban-
"Am I really cheap?!" Wooyoung asked with a crazy look in his eyes and held onto my hands like his life depended on it.
"Hyung, I get annoyed by your 'ssanti'! I think it's excessive, just like JYP says!" Chan Sung threw Wooyoung off like he was as light as a feather and looked at me. "Do I look that old? I mean, the wrinkles aren't there and-"
"That's right, you know Wonder Girl's song 'Nobody' right?" JYP asked and I started to tap my feet rapidly. I always did that when I was nervous.
JYP picked me up from the street when he heard me singing as I was walking home. Honestly, the chances of that happening was slim to none and I guess I just got lucky. Maybe...Maybe I'll even be able to meet 2PM!
"Yeah, okay..." He patted me on the back and I walked over to the door of the studio. I saw microphones, big windows, everything. As I reached for the door knob, I heard the front door slam open and footsteps running towards us. My head snapped back and I saw them.
I saw 2PM.
"HYUNG!" Chan Sung ran over to JYP who grabbed his head and groaned. "I NEED FOOD!"
"Look hyung, my schedule is SO not working for me!" Nichkhun fixed his hair and fanned his self with his hand, trying not to faint.
...No, I was trying not to faint.
"JYP hyung, when am I going to be able to go on a variety show? I need popularity!" Junho whined and stomped on the floor like a little child.
What the hell is going on in here?!
"I am leaving and DON'T EXPECT 2PM TO GO ON UNTIL AFTER YOU GUYS STOP ARGUING!" JYP dropped the bomb stormed out of the room, leaving me to pick up the pieces. Thanks...
"Uhhhmmm..." I whispered and saw them all turn to me in sync. They slowly walked over to me with beastly eyes and stared me down.
At this point, I thought I was going to get . By 7 guys. 2PM guys. What's this called?
Illegal?
Gangban-
"Am I really cheap?!" Wooyoung asked with a crazy look in his eyes and held onto my hands like his life depended on it.
"Hyung, I get annoyed by your 'ssanti'! I think it's excessive, just like JYP says!" Chan Sung threw Wooyoung off like he was as light as a feather and looked at me. "Do I look that old? I mean, the wrinkles aren't there and-"
"I hate being adorable! Why can't I be beastly?!" Nichkhun looked like a cross bwteen a crazy scientist and a hobo.
"You think it's easy to be beastly?!" Taecyeon pulled Nichkhun by his collar. "I can't even act cute on variety shows without having netizens comment on how disgusting it was!"
"Am I really that unpopular?!" Junsu held onto my cheeks and squished them together as I slowly shook my head. "I AM AREN'T I?!"
"WAIT! Line up, line up! I'm talking to the therapist first!" Jaebum yelled and- THERAPIST?!
"Therapist? I'm not-"
"These kids just don't listen to me these days! I mean, they just stress me out more. Blah, blah, blah, stress, stress, stress. I have so much stress in my head, I think I might as well tattoo 'STRESS' on my forehead in red, bold letters!"
"Park Jaebum-shi, you don't understand, I'm not a therap-"
"And whenever I tell them to get up for a schedule, they act like I'm not even there! I have bboy, 2pm, family, I HAVE EVERYTHING TO TAKE CARE OF! The world is basically IN my hands and if I make one mistake, BOOM!"
"Hyung, it's my turn!" Wooyoung whined from behind and hit Jaebum's back with his fists.
"Look, no respect!" Jaebum sighed and turned around to Wooyoung. "I'm your hyung, listen to what I say and respect me!"
"NO!" Wooyoung stuck out his tongue and Jaebum quickly held onto it. "OW OW OW! Okay, okay! Leht Meh Gow!"
"Come on, we have to go home. But I am SO talking to her first when we get home!" Jaebum yelled and grabbed my hand, dragging me over to...
WHERE AM I GOING?!
"Hey Jaebum, who's that-" I looked over to see 2AM's Seul Ong with a confused look on his face.
"NO TIME TO TALK!" Jaebum screamed on the top of his lungs and ran into the van, pulling me in right after. The boys climbed in rapidly and I was stuck between Jaebum and Taecyeon. Any girl would die to be in this position but I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!
"Look, Jaebum, I'm not a therapist or whatever. You guys have the wrong girl."
I felt Jaebum's body move up and down as he laughed half heartily. "Trying to get out of this now? I don't think so."
...It really did seem like a scene.
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