Chapter Two

Damn You

DAY ONE:

Room 103; Taemin's Dorm~

Taemin's POV~

Five minutes. It has been five minutes. Five minutes of total silence. I look over and pout at my reading roommate. Not once has he looked up from his book. He didn't look up when I entered the room. He didn't look up when I introduced myself. He didn't look up even after I poked him! Madness I say! I flail my arms and plop on my bed. This is going to be a long year.

“Um...Can you at least tell me-” He closes his book, walks out of the room, and closes the door. “Your name.” I finish the sentence sadly. It's like I don't even exist. You meanie pabo.

Minho's POV~

My voice is too deep. I look too manly. I can't act girly. My roommate is heard to be a delinquent. I have always been a nerd. Let's sum this all up: I'm done for! “Hey hottie.” A male student smiles at me. Wow there buddy, I'm your kind too. I mentally shake my head.

“Room 203; Choi Minjung.” I nod, reading my assignment card aloud. I take the dorm key and unlock the door. I peak in and see no one. “Annyeong?” I say looking around. “Annyeonghasaeyo?” I say to no one in particular.
“Boo!” I hear a voice say from behind. I turn around and meet a student face to face, a mere inch apart from one another.

“Annyeonghasaeyo, Choi Minjung imnida.” I mutter and step back, clearing my throat. “Nice to meet you. Are you my roommate?” I ask him. He smiles. His hair is actually sort of long, layered. It's dyed to this auburn color and put in a small ponytail, just like how I use to keep my hair when it was growing. He's around my height, maybe a few inches different, but not too bad.

“Roommate?” He says in this playful tone. “Sounds good.” I mentally breathe out happily. I though my roommate was going to be a pain but- He my cheek and smirks. “A young innocent girl in a room alone with a teenage boy. I think I'll like this.” He slowly takes off his sweater.

“What are you doing?” I ask him. “Is it hot in here?” I feel his forehead. “Hmm, you don't seem sick.” I tilt my head, acting innocent.

“I think I don't mind having a roommate.” He slowly s my sweater. “Just call me Your Majesty.” I grab his hand harshly and stop him, making him wince. I can feel him trying to break free, luckily I'm stronger than him.

“I don't think we're close enough to be having skinship yet my fellow roommate.” I wiggle my finger in front of his face and push him back. “We have a long way to go. Hope we can be friends.” I smirk and put my hand in front of him, asking for a handshake.

“Act tough when you can.” He zips my sweater again and exits the room. This is going to be a long year for you my friend. No one messes with Choi Minho. Nobody. Not even you, the world's most idiotic “prince.”

Room 303; Key's Dorm~

Key's POV~

Key. You are the most perfect person, and so, no one can hate you. I say to myself. I open bathroom door and enter, standing face to face with someone. A male. His hair is dyed brown with a bit of gel to style it. He's quite short...Shorter than Jjong? He has fair skin and nice plump lips curve into a smirk.

“Are you done staring at me yet?” The small teen folds his arms and taps my shoulder.

“I'm Gwiboon.” I introduce myself.

“Yeah? And I'm leaving.” My roommate scoffs and steps forward. “Wait.” He stop, opens the dorm door, and walks back to me. “This is my room, you leave!” He points to the door.

“Excuse me?” I raise an eyebrow.

“You heard me. Get out of my room.” He tilts his head in annoyance.

You've got to be kidding me! “Listen. The principal assigned-”

“I don't give a damn about the principal. I am Almighty. This is my room. What I say is law!” He yells in my face. Almighty? What's he trying to pull off?

“Funny, the principal said the exact same thing when I was in his office.” I say and sit down on my bed, across from my roommate's. “Look here brat. I don't care what you are, what you'll do, or how you're going to do it, but this is my world.” I walk towards him and meet his eye level. “If it's war, then so be it. I'm not leaving.” With this, I push him out the room and slam the door in his face.

“YAH! You bastard-” I block his loud annoying voice by putting on my headphones. Bastard. How dare he say that. I huff and flick my bangs away from my eyes.

“I am a bastard, deal with it!” I chuckle and take off my headphone plug, blasting the room with music. I like my roommate. He's a brat, annoying, everything on my black list, and going to be tamed soon, by me. Kim Kibum. My brothers' Almighty Key, no one is going to act in charge when I'm around. I don't care. What I say is law, don't you forget that. “Nice to meet you Almighty Pabo, you just met your worst nightmare.” I say aloud.

Room 403; Jonghyun's Dorm~

Jonghyun's POV~

“Say sorry!”

“Never!” My roommate yells back.

“Why you big pabo!” I yell at my roommate who is currently locked under my grip...well...my is more like it...I'm sitting on him...

Onew's POV~

I am currently still in the cafeteria, eating chicken. I think avoiding the subject is much safer. Maybe I'll go through the whole year without seeing my roommate! Lee Jinki, you are one intelligent man.

DAY TWO:

Taemin's Dorm~

Taemin's POV~

He's ignoring me again! WAHHHH! It's so quiet here!

Minho's Dorm~

Minho's POV~

My roommate is currently lifting some weights. He's still not over the fact a girl is stronger than him.

Key's Dorm~

Key's POV~

“Listen well and listen carefully. I, Gwiboon, am not going to let you live a happy, easy life. You better put that cocky and bratty image of yours away before I do it for you!”

Jonghyun's Dorm~

Jonghyun's POV~

“SAY SORRY!”

“NEVER!”

“WHY YOU!” Yup, I'm sitting on him again.

Onew's POV~

Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!

DAY THREE:

Taemin's Dorm~

Taemin's POV~

How long does it take this guy to finish a book?! Seriously!

Minho's Dorm~

Minho's POV~

Our idiotic prince is still lifting weights. Go figure.

Key's Dorm~

Key's POV~

“Don't smirk at me you bratty pabo!”

Jonghyun's Dorm~

Jonghyun's POV~

Yup, I sat on him again.

Onew's POV~

Three days with chicken, still feeling good!

DAY FOUR:

Taemin's Dorm~

Taemin's POV~

Omo, he finished reading! Wah? There's a sequel!?

Minho's Dorm~

Minho's POV~

He upgraded. He asked to have an arm wrestle. I won. Go figure.

Key's Dorm~

Key's POV~

“Roll your eyes one more time-”

Jonghyun's Dorm~

Jonghyun's POV~

I think I'm getting use to sitting on him...It's comfy...

Onew's POV~

Maybe I'll go to my dorm tomorrow....Chicken seems a bit- Who am I kidding? Chicken is awesome!

DAY FIVE:

Taemin's Dorm~

Taemin's POV~

Tomorrow is the weekend. I can't wait! Maybe he'll finish all of the books on the weekend!

Minho's Dorm~

Minho's POV~

Maybe he'll get stronger on Monday...

Key's Dorm~

Key's POV~

I can't wait to see my cute Taeminnie! This kid is such a brat!

Jonghyun's Dorm~

Jonghyun's POV~

Sitting on him isn't so ladylike huh?

Onew's POV~

The school lets us do whatever we want on the weekends. Key is most likely making us five go out and have fun...Tear tear, the cafeteria's going to miss me...

WEEKEND:

No One's POV~

“FREEDOM!” The five brothers yell in unison.

“It was so quiet.” Taemin flails his arms.

“Maybe I should work out too...” Minho flexes his muscles.

“That brat is so getting it when I get back!” Key hugs Taemin happily.

“Maybe I should stop sitting on my roommate...” Jonghyun mumbles. The four look at Onew who has nothing to say.

“Well?” Key raises an eyebrow.

“Are you going to say anything?” Taemin asks.

“Aren't you going to complain?” Minho asks.

“Don't tell me-” Jonghyun starts.

“You didn't even go to your dorm!?” The four dongsaengs yell loudly, knowing their Onew so well.

“What? I had chicken, a nice bench to sleep on, and more chicken, what else do I want?” Onew smiles.

“You have to lay off on chicken. Just because your parents-” Key starts and immediately stops, knowing it was best.

“This whole week was suppose to be used so we can get to know our roommates. Classes will start on Monday...Ottoke? I bet the teachers will partner the roommates together. I can't live through this year.” Taemin sighs.

“Classes...I don't even want to think about Monday.” Minho shakes his head.

“I don't know about you four, but I want to strangle my roommate!” Key flares his nostrils and breaks the wooden chopstick.

“Calm down Key.” Jonghyun takes the broken chopsticks away from Key.

“I don't even know what my dorm looks like...not to mention my roommate...” Onew sighs. “Do you think...Appa can get us out of this-”

“No way hyung, you know appa. He asked us if we were sure if we wanted to be girls. We're grown men, we can't ask him for help all the time...” Minho says.

“Monday is going to be hell.” The five sigh and painfully watch the sunset. Monday is tomorrow.

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