Chapter 88

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CH88: The SoShi Chatroom! #27 (Midnight Bonding)

 

Disclaimer: The riddles are not mine.

Members: taeyeon_ss | sy_jessica | svnnynight | xolovestephi | watasiwahyo | yulyulk | hotsootuff | yoongie | sjhsjh0628

 

*sjhsjh0628 is online!*

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

As expected. Unnies are not asleep yet -_\

 

yoongie said:

@sjhsjh0628 HIIII JOOHYUN :”D

 

watasiwahyo said:

@sjhsjh0628 Not going to let your cells regenerate properly tonight?

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

@watasiwahyo Maybe not today.

What are unnies doing?

 

hotsootuff said:

@sjhsjh0628 ask your Taetae unnie.

 

taeyeon_ss said:

I’M FALLINGGGGG

 v

 |

/o\

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

@taeyeon_ss What on Earth are you doing, unnie?

 

sy_jessica said:

@sjhsjh0628 Ignore the dork.

The only person who understands her is Hyohyo.

 

watasiwahyo said:

@sjhsjh0628 @sy_jessica If you look closely, it’s a person standing upside down or like as if they are falling ^^b

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

@watasiwahyo What even…..

 

sy_jessica said:

@sjhsjh0628 Seeeeee? -_-;;

 

svnnynight said:

-_\

 

yulyulk said:

Any idea what should we do to kill our late night boredom?

 

sy_jessica said:

@yulyulk I say we sleep!!!

 

hotsootuff said:

@sy_jessica But Sica chuuuuu

It’s a Friday night!!! We don’t sleep early on Friday nights!!!!!

 

sy_jessica said:

@hotsootuff Oh right, right.

I say we take a nap!!!

 

hotsootuff said:

@sy_jessica =n=

 

sy_jessica said:

@hotsootuff =u=)b

 

yoongie said:

UNNIESSSS

Let’s play another guessing game!!! :D

 

xolovestephi said:

@yoongie We ran out of questions for you to guess already. =n=

 

watasiwahyo said:

@yoongie You’ve been guessing things so well that your unnies already ran out of questions for you, Yoong bb ^^

 

yoongie said:

AWWW D:

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

Then…how about we play with riddles?

 

yulyulk said:

@sjhsjh0628 Hmm, better have one than never.

Let’s play!

 

taeyeon_ss said:

I’M IN!!!

 

yoongie said:

YAY I LOVE TO GUESS THINGS :”DDD

 

yulyulk said:

@yoongie Ahhh you’re so cute u-u

 

yoongie said:

@yulyulk I know ;u;

 

sy_jessica said:

Riddle game! When was the last time we even played it eh?

Let’s play!!!

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

Alright, the rules are just the same as The Letter Game.

Each correct answers get 100 points and will only to get guess once, okay?

 

yoongie said:

@sjhsjh0628 OKAY :DDD

 

taeyeon_ss said:

COPY THAT

 

svnnynight said:

OK LET’S PLAY

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

First question has 3 letters:

What goes up and never comes down?

 

[Fast typing ahjummas]

xolovestephi said:

It’s age!!! :D

 

yoongie said:

IT’S AGEEEEE

 

taeyeon_ss said:

AGE

 

hotsootuff said:

AGE!

 

svnnynight said:

AGE!!!!!

 

yulyulk said:

AGE

 

watasiwahyo said:

Age!

 

sy_jessica said:

@sjhsjh0628 Isn’t it age?

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

100 points for everyone ^^b

 

taeyeon_ss said:

Hehehehe

 

yoongie said:

NEXT :”DDDD

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

Second question has 4 letters.

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

 

sy_jessica said:

…..A tree??

 

xolovestephi said:

…..

 

taeyeon_ss said:

ASADSJASG TREE

 

svnnynight said:

Palm tree?

 

watasiwahyo said:

I know this!!! Uhh….What do you call the base of our hand again??

Is it palm?!?!

 

yoongie said:

OH NO WHY IS THIS SO HARD TT ^ TT

 

yulyulk said:

Palm!!!

 

hotsootuff said:

I’m just gonna go with food >_>

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

Oh unnies =u=

Sunbun, Hyo and Yul unnies earned 100 points!

 

taeyeon_ss said:

HOW IS IT A PALM?!?!

 

yoongie said:

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN TT ^ TT

 

watasiwahyo said:

@taeyeon_ss baby, it’s the palms of our hands ^^b

 

xolovestephi said:

Ah, I get it!!! XDDD

 

yoongie said:

NEXT PLEASE!!!

 

hotsootuff said:

That make senses >_>

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

Third question has 8 letters.

What kind of room has no doors or windows?

 

[Fast typing ahjummas]

yoongie said:

IT’S MIYOUNG UNNIE!!!!

MUSHROOM :’’’D

 

hotsootuff said:

MIYOUNGGG

I MEAN MUSHROOM

 

svnnynight said:

MUSHROOM!

 

taeyeon_ss said:

HAHAHAH THIS IS MY BFF

MUSHROOM

 

sy_jessica said:

MUSHROOM MIYOUNG

 

yulyulk said:

Mushroom!

 

watasiwahyo said:

Mushroom :D

 

xolovestephi said:

MUSHROOM!?!!

HOW IS THIS ME =n=

 

svnnynight said:

@xolovestephi remember when you had that bob haircut years ago?

You look like a cute Mushroom <3333

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

Everyone gets 100 points!

@xolovestephi Unnie, they probably remembered back your Mushroom haircut. ^^

 

xolovestephi said:

I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT LOOK LIKE A MUSHROOM BACK THEN =n=

 

sy_jessica said:

@xolovestephi But you’re our Mushroom back then D:

 

yoongie said:

WE LOVE MUSHROOM UNNIE :{D

NEXTTTT :”DDDD

 

xolovestephi said:

=n=

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

Fourth question has 11 letters.

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

 

svnnynight said:

WHAT

BUT THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE

 

taeyeon_ss said:

IT HAS A WORD THAT SPELLS INCORRECTLY?!?!?!

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF USING DICTIONARY AHJUSSI…..

 

hotsootuff said:

BUT DICTIONARY AHJUSSI IS ALWAYS RIGHT D:

 

watasiwahyo said:

Isn’t it the word “incorrectly” itself…?

 

yulyulk said:

WHAT

 

xolovestephi said:

THERE’S AN INCORRECT SPELLING IN THE DICTIONARY?!?!?

 

sy_jessica said:

And you people call me a slow poke.

It’s the word “incorrectly”!

 

yoongie said:

THE WORD “INCORRECTLY” DUH XDDD

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

-_\

Hyo, Sica and Yoong unnies get 100 points!

 

hotsootuff said:

@sjhsjh0628 You tricky you……

 

svnnynight said:

SAHGSFHGASSA

 

sy_jessica said:

YAY I’m right!!! :”D

 

taeyeon_ss said:

NEXT PLEASE

 

yoongie said:

NEXT WE GOOOO

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

Fifth question has 7 letters.

What goes broken without being held?

 

taeyeon_ss said:

THIS IS MY LOVEEE “HYOYEON”!!!!!!

 

svnnynight said:

“MIYOUNG” MY HONEY DD:

 

hotsootuff said:

MY “JESSICA” CHUUUU

 

watasiwahyo said:

@taeyeon_ss Ehhh?

It’s promise!

 

yulyulk said:

OUR PRECIOUS “JOOHYUN” D:

 

sy_jessica said:

@hotsootuff Awww <333

It’s promise. :D

 

yoongie said:

PROMISE

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

Once again Hyo, Yoong and Sica unnies get 100 points!

@yulyulk Aww unnie <3

 

taeyeon_ss said:

WHATEVER

IT’S STILL HYOYEON FOR ME

 

watasiwahyo said:

@taeyeon_ss hmm?

 

svnnynight said:

ME TOO

IT’S MIYOUNG

 

taeyeon_ss said:

@watasiwahyo you’re fragile when I’m not around to hug you =u=

 

watasiwahyo said:

@taeyeon_ss Mm not really. I’m perfectly fine =u=

 

sy_jessica said:

@taeyeon_ss @watasiwahyo PLS

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)