Chapter 46

The Dorky Us
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CH46: Cleaning, Safe Box & Meat Madness! 

 

“SOSHI ASSEMBLE IN 10, 9, 8–”

Yoona and Sooyoung stopped eating as they quickly came running to the living room. “SOSHI ASSEMBLE!” The shikshins started to make noise until running footsteps were heard from all over the apartment. Everyone gathered at the living room in panicky when Seohyun was about to end her counting. “3, 2, 1! Is everyone here?!”

 

“NEEEE!” The kid-like girls cheered together which made Seohyun to smile. “Alright! All of us know when it’s Hyunnie who called for a ‘SoShi Assemble’, it means–” Yuri happily raised up an arm. “Joohyun will want us to do something together and will give us a big reward in the end!” Seohyun nodded at Yuri’s answer as she applauded. “Yul unnie is right! There will be a special reward!”

 

“YAAAAAY!”

Seohyun hushed her unnies who were excited at it. “Now, now, unnies! Today since all of us are at home doing nothing, we will have–”

 

“NINESOME!” Everyone shot daggers to the happy dork afterwards. Sunny hit the dork as she shook her head. “In your dreams!” Taeyeon dropped her shoulders in disappointment and was teasingly being comforted by her girlfriend. “Continue!” Sunny happily nodded to Seohyun. “Okay! Today we will have to do our house chores! Yaaay–Unnies?” The maknae looked at her frozen unnies. There was an awkward silence for a few seconds before Yuri raised up an arm again. “Reward?”

 

Seohyun stared at her unnies for a moment until she sighed in defeat with a smile. “Meat for dinner.”

And the SoShi unnies gone wild. “HOOOORAAAAAAYYYYY!”

 

Hyoyeon went to turn on the Music Player on the stereo and the girls were all dancing while leaving Seohyun to giggle at them before joining in the celebration dance. Sooyoung and Yoona were the happiest ones since this time of Seohyun’s task includes food reward. They were so pumped up that they danced their way out to the backyard to get the cleaning materials. “MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT!” They came out from the store room after getting their things, still dancing too.

 

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“Okay!”

“OKAY!” Seohyun was startled when her unnies echoed her. She giggled at them being such dorks before she started her speech. “Unnies, we will be dividing into three groups! So one group will have three people cleaning in one part of our house.” Seohyun looked around at her smiling unnies for a moment and randomly pointed at Hyoyeon afterwards. “Unnie! You’ll be with Sunbun unnie and Si–”

 

Taeyeon quickly hugged Hyoyeon. “AND TAETAE UNNIE–Okay! Great pick, maknae yah!” Seohyun stared at the dork for a moment before giving a suspicious look. “Unnie, I don’t think unnie will do work if unnie is with Hyo unnie.” Sunny gave a supporting nod as she pulled Hyoyeon away from Taeyeon. “I AGREE! LET HYO BE WITH ME AND SI–” Taeyeon landed her buttock on the floor as she started to whine uncontrollably. “TAETAE WITH HYO! TAETAE WITH HYO! LET TAETAE BE WITH HYOOOO–”

 

“Alright! Alright! You’ll be with me!” Hyoyeon pulled Taeyeon to stand up again as she cuddled the happy dork. Seohyun sighed in defeat as she patted on Taeyeon’s shoulder. “Okay, Hyo unnie would be with Taetae unnie and Sunbun unnie.” Taeyeon cheered as she happily snuggled on the giggling Hyoyeon’s shoulder. Seohyun went over to Tiffany afterwards. “Unnie, you’ll be with Yoong unnie and Youngie unnie. Are you okay with it?”

 

Tiffany nodded before she looked at the cuddling shikshin buddies. “We’re in one team! YAY! We’re in one team! YAY!” The shikshins pulled Tiffany into their group hug and started to jump in circles happily as Seohyun went to the last two girls. “Unnies, we’re in one team.” Yuri nodded in understood as she playfully poked on the half-awake Jessica. “Earth to Sica! You’ll be teaming with Yul and Hyunnie! Do you copy?” Jessica yawned heavily as she rested her head on Yuri’s shoulder, making Yuri to huff at the sleeping princess.

 

“Okay!”

“OKAY!” Seohyun was once again startled at the hyper unnies of hers. “Miyoung unnie’s team will be doing the laundries and clean the living room area, okay?” The shikshin-mushroom team agreed. “Taetae unnie’s team will be cleaning the glass windows from outside and clean the swimming pool afterwards.” Sunny gave a thumb-up on behalf for her team since Taeyeon was dragging Hyoyeon into their own little world again; as always, not paying attention that much to others. “Unnies, we will only clean our pets’ cages and prepare the meat grill.”

 

Jessica was suddenly wide-awake. “Easy task, Sica is totally in.” Yuri nodded in agreement happily. “But unnies!” Seohyun grabbed all of the girls’ attentions once again. “Hyunnie will do a spot-check in each room before all of us could have our Meat Party at the backyard.” The maknae scanned her unnies’ expressions and grinned. “As the usual, Hyunnie will take the things that are inappropriate and disallow to have in rooms so better hide your precious things well.” Everyone went panic as they all had an argument via whisper with their own partners.

 

Seohyun only shook her head as she smiled at her panic unnies. “Alright! It’s 9AM and Hyunnie expects everyone to be done before 5PM, okay?” Everyone cheered for one last time and went to do their tasks in immediate. “C’mon!” Sunny separated the clinging couple as she took Hyoyeon out to the backyard. The panic Taeyeon quickly followed them without wasting her time and soon, the living room was being conquered by Tiffany and the shikshins.

 

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Sunbun, Hyo & Taetae

“Give me back my love!” Taeyeon ordered after she slid the glass door that parted the living room and the backyard porch to close. Sunny shook her head in denial, making Taeyeon whiningly to stomp her feet in anger. “My love! Give me back my loooove!” Hyoyeon giggled at her adorable dork as she planted a kiss on Sunny’s cheek before going to Taeyeon. “To get our task done early–” Sunny started her speech after Taeyeon pulled Hyoyeon into her embrace. “One of us should start cleaning the pool.”

 

Taeyeon snapped her fingers happily as she pushed Sunny a step backward. “Great idea, Sunbun! You’ll clean the pool, Hyo and I will do the wiping windows part!” Sunny huffed at her bangs that blocked her eyes’ view before she gripped on Taeyeon’s arm, pulling the dork away from Hyoyeon. “No! You’ll do the pool cleaning and I’ll do the wiping with Hyo!” Sunny flicked on Taeyeon’s forehead. “What if Joohyun is right about you not doing your job when Hyo is with you?”

 

“Mmm, Sunbun got a point there.” Hyoyeon agreed, making Taeyeon to gasp dramatically. “Taetae yah, the faster you finish with cleaning the pool–” Hyoyeon came closer to her dork as she teasingly leaned in for a whisper. “The sooner we’ll get to spend time with each other, in our bedroom–” Taeyeon jumped happily. “DEAL!” She grabbed the net that Sunny was holding and went to the pool. Hyoyeon shared a high-five with Sunny as they also started their tasks. Everything was going well until Taeyeon’s excitement dropped as soon as she saw her girlfriend was making moments with Sunny.

 

“Eish.” Taeyeon huffed a pout when she saw Hyoyeon was sharing laughter and cheek-kissing with Sunny. She blew up in immediate when the moment Sunny started to on Hyoyeon’s hair and made Hyoyeon to look at her shyly. “Y–YAH!” The two danshins looked at the angry dork. “What do you think you’re doing?!” Sunny stuck her tongue out when she realized the dork was fuming with jealousy. “We’re doing our job! You should focus on yours ya know!” Taeyeon started to stomp her feet whiningly again, making Sunny to sigh in defeat and Hyoyeon to laugh at her partner.

 

“Alright, we’re sorry. We’ll be doing our task really quiet now.” Sunny said and the atmosphere went back to busy. Buuut it wasn’t that long when the moment Taeyeon saw Sunny was making moments with her girlfriend again. Taeyeon clenched her fist as she called out for her friend. “Sunbun ah!” Sunny looked at the dork and quickly Taeyeon aimed the water hose to her friend, causing Sunny to scream at the coldness of the fresh morning water. “Ooops!” Sunny went to attack the laughing dork as soon as Taeyeon let go of the water hose.

 

Hyoyeon couldn’t help but to laugh instead of getting mad at her dork. She knew Taeyeon was really jealous and all so she decided something else for both of the fighting danshins. “Taetae wa Sunbun ah~” The two people stopped fighting as they looked at Hyoyeon. “Exchange that water hose and the cloth now.” Taeyeon chirped happily as she threw the water hose to Sunny and snatched the cloth before running towards her girlfriend. Sunny sighed in defeat and started to clean the pool while she sulked to herself.

 

“I love you,” Hyoyeon planted a kiss on Taeyeon’s lips. “Make me impress with your wiping abilities.” She teased, making Taeyeon to grin. “Of course my love! You’ll be amazed with my charming abilities of wiping windows!” Sunny threw a sulky expression to Taeyeon but the dork didn’t notice it as she was already starting with her new task. And so, once again the atmosphere went back to busy but a bit happier since Taeyeon was giving kisses to Hyoyeon whenever they got closer to one another. Taeyeon wiped one more glass window while she was having an ugly face off with Tiffany (who was inside the apartment).

 

When she was sure of herself that she had done, Taeyeon walked over to her girlfriend and was frozen when Hyoyeon bent her body to wipe the lower part of the window. Taeyeon suddenly turned red as she tilted her head a little while she was checking out on her girlfriend’s buttock. “Uhm...” Sunny noticed the dork and gasped sarcastically. “Oh hell no, Taetae yah!” She sprinkled the water hose to Taeyeon and made Taeyeon to fall on the ground with the great force of the water.

 

“Hmm?” Hyoyeon turned around and saw Taeyeon was glaring at the laughing Sunny. “Taetae?” Taeyeon got up and pushed Sunny into the pool. SPLASH! Taeyeon’s turn to laugh at Sunny until suddenly a pair of hands pulled Taeyeon into the pool too. “YAH!” The two danshins started to have a fight inside the pool, leaving Hyoyeon to just look at them in amusement. She shook her head at her silly loved ones and finished up with her job before deciding to clean the pool with the two people fighting inside it.

 

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Miyoung, Youngie & Yoong

“YOUNGIE YAH!”

Sooyoung stopped mopping the floor and turned around, meeting with a disappointed Yoona. “Wae Yoong?!” She asked in panicky, afraid she had done something wrong. Yoona then pointed at the floor that Sooyoung was standing on currently. “I’VE JUST MOPPED THERE!” Sooyoung looked down on her feet and jumped as she stepped backward. She gave an innocent smile to Yoona and lost the smile the moment when Yoona was walking across the living room to take the piece of cloth that was on top of the couch.

 

“YOONG AH!”

 

Yoona froze on her spot as she looked at the shikshin in panicky. “Y–Yes Youngie?” Sooyoung huffed angrily as she pointed at the floor where Yoona was now standing on. “I’VE JUST MOPPED THERE!” Yoona quickly jumped on the couch as it was her turn to give an innocent smile to Sooyoung. “Sorry, Youngie!” Sooyoung only waved a hand although she was still pouting. Yoona let out a tired groan as she slumped her back on the cosy couch. Once she moved a little, she heard crippled sounds coming from inside the couch. She purposely moved her body again to be sure of the sound before she sat up on the couch.

 

“Youngie yah! Come here!” Sooyoung stopped mopping again and went over to Yoona. She embraced her friend from behind as they both stared down at the couch. “What’s wrong?” Yoona shrugged as she pointed at the cushion seat. “I think there is something underneath the cushion.” She used her leg to step hard on the cushion and again, the sound was heard. The shikshins looked at each other with puzzled expressions. “I wonder what’s underneath the cushion.” Yoona stretched her arm and was about to take out the cushion seat but was stopped by Sooyoung.

 

“Yoong! What if there is a monster hiding there?! I might not see my shikshin buddy again!” Sooyoung whined, making Yoona to qu

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)