Chapter 18

The Dorky Us
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CH18: English Lesson / Sleepy Celebration

 

PART ONE: English Lesson

“Hyo!” Sica ran to her dearest friend as soon as she got off from her mother’s car. Hyo didn’t get a chance to catch her friend as they both fell down to the ground. “Sica! Wae you do that?” Hyo giggled as she stared deeply into her friend’s innocent eyes. “I miss my best friend...” Sica admitted and gave Hyo a kiss on the cheek before getting off from her friend. Hyo dusted off the little dirt on her knees before giving Sica a smile. “Aish.”

 

“Whaaaat~?” Sica innocently looked at her friend. “We never parted from each other and suddenly you said that you miss me?” Hyo asked while ruffling her friend’s fringe and a teasing pat on the head. “Hyo doesn’t notice it, huh?” Sica pouted and sulkily folded her arms on her chest. “Is this because of Taetae again?” Hyo smiled as she remembered earlier at school when Sica complained about Hyo avoiding her because of Taetae’s presence. Sica looked at her friend with a puppy frown and nodded.

 

“Come here, my princess!” Hyo spread her arms open and immediately her friend came into her arms. She embraced Sica and stayed in the position for awhile. Sica pulled out and smiled at her friend. “Don’t forget about Sica if Hyo goes with Taetae, arasso?!” She warned with her cold tone. Hyo shivered a little before grinning at her friend. “Ne, your highness!” They exchanged their secret handshakes before their partners arrived before it.

 

“Hello guys!” Youngie smiled warmly with a bag of fresh newly baked cookies on her hands. “Food again?” Sica smiled as she noticed the food. “Ahuh...” Youngie sheepishly smiled before giving her partner a peck on the lips. “Let’s go to our spot!” Youngie extended out her free hand. Sica hugged Hyo before she accepted Youngie’s hand and followed her. “Bye Hyo!” Sica said as Hyo only waved hyperactively to her friend. When the couple was far away from she was standing, she decided to greet her partner who was dancing behind her.

 

“I throw my hands up in the air sometimes! Saying AYOOOOO! I LOVE MY HYOOOOYEON! Taetae wants to celebrate all day! Yelling AYOOOOO! I LOVE MY HYOOOOYEON!” Taetae yelled while deciding to dance in circles around her partner. Hyo giggled and only listen to her dorky partner goofing around. When she had enough and the dork was getting tired, Hyo grabbed Taetae’s wrist and hugged her to make her stop. “Woohhh! Taetae got into it too much eh?” Taetae grinned and received a laugh from her partner. Both of them went to their usual spot of the park afterwards.

 

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“We’re here!” Youngie chirped and landed her as soon as they reached their spot. “Finally~” Sica collapsed beside her partner and snuggled on Youngie’s shoulder afterwards. When she was about to close her eyes, Youngie gently patted her cheek while whining something. “Pardon?” Sica said in English as she lazily lifted up her head and looked at her partner with lazy eyes. “Huh?” Youngie looked at Sica confusingly and tried to figure out what the princess had just said.

 

Sica noticed Youngie’s sudden change of expression and laughed at it. “Sica means pardon?” She said in Korean. Youngie blinked slowly before nodding her head understandingly. “Youngie said don’t sleep~” The shikshin pouted as the princess ceased her laughter. “Only if Youngie let Sica hold that bag of cookies.” Sica said as Youngie immediately gave the cookies to her partner. “Good. Now, what should we do?” Sica asked and Youngie started to wonder. They both looked at each other and grinned. “Sicachu!” Youngie chirped and grabbed both of Sica’s hands. “Teach Youngie how to speak Engrish.”

 

“English, Youngie. English.” Sica giggled as Youngie shyly smile for her mistake. “Alright! Sica would love to teach Youngie!” She added. “Hooray!” Youngie clapped her hands cutely and quietly sat down when Sica stood up. “Let’s start with Apple.” Sica pronounced ‘apple’ in English as Youngie’s eyes became bigger.

“Papple?”

 “Apple.”

“Papple.”

“AP-PLE.”

“Ay...ple.”

“Close!” Sica chirped as Youngie slapped her forehead. “DOH!” Sica smiled and cleared . “Repeat after me. AP-” “AP-” Youngie observed the movement of Sica’s lips and tried to focus on what the older girl was pronouncing. “-PLE.” Sica said almost like a faint whisper. Youngie’s heart suddenly was thumping fast when she saw Sica’s lips moved in slow-mo. “I...I...Apple...” Youngie said perfectly before she fell on the ground dreamily. “Uhm? That’s a good one.” Sica said confusingly as she looked at Youngie.

 

“Youngie ah~” Sica called out while poking the shikshin’s cheek repeatedly. Youngie regained back her conscious and immediately stood up with a weird grin on her face. “Apple!” She yelled loudly in English which made Sica was startled a bit. “Oh! That’s a good pronunciation.” Sica said with a smile. She ruffled Youngie’s hair and asked her to sit down again. “Let’s try another one! Ball.” Sica pronounced the last word in English as Youngie only grinned.

 

“Oooh. That’s easy. Bowl.” Youngie said as Sica laughed heartily. “Aniyo my prince! It’s B-A-L-L BALL.” Sica helped her shikshin to pronounce and Youngie immediately gets it. “Oh! BOL!!” Youngie yelled happily as Sica only shook her head softly. “Aigoo. That will do.” She said as she pinched Youngie’s cheek. “Give me a sentence to say.” Youngie commanded and left Sica to wonder. “Hmm....” Sica rubbed her chin. She let out an “Ahh!” after figuring one. “Jessica is mine!” Sica said in English.

“Jeshica iz mieyin.”

“Close.”

“Jessica iz mieyin.”

“Close.”

“Jessica is mieyin.”

“Almost there!”

“Jessica is miiine?”

“Oh! Oh!! That’s good! Say it with a cheerful voice, Youngie ah!” Sica instructed as Youngie nodded understandingly. She cleared and even took a deep breath. “Jessica is mine!” Youngie said happily with a cute English pronunciation. This time, it’s Sica’s turn to collapse on the ground but she didn’t faint though. She was rolling happily from side to side while saying a few words that couldn’t be conclude. “Sica? Sica? Sica?” Youngie just looked at her partner while tilting her head from side to side.

 

“I am forever yours!” Sica finally got up and pulled Youngie into a hug. “Oh?” Youngie smiled and ruffled her princess’ hair. “What does ‘Jessica is mine’ means?” She asked while sitting down again with Sica on her arms. “It means Youngie owns Sica.” Sica said cutely before she straddled on Youngie’s legs. “Oh really? Then Jessica is mine! Jessica is mine! Jessica is mine!” Youngie playfully sang to her partner while Sica laughed. “Sooyoung is mine! Sooyoung is mine!” Sica replied her partner while singing.

 

“Sica owns Youngie too?” Youngie showed that big smile of hers to the princess. “Of course!” Sica giggled and got up from Youngie. She looked around the park and smirked when she spotted someone. “Youngie yah~ let’s go make Miyoung surprise.” Sica suggested as she tried to pull Youngie up on her feet. “Ooh! With a prank?” Youngie’s face brightens up. “Aniyo.” Sica shook her head and looked at Miyoung again. She grinned while Youngie was looking at her with a puzzled expression. “With words...and friends.”

 

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“Oh Miyoung look.” Sunbun pointed at the tall girl who was making her way towards her and Miyoung. “Em? Youngie?” Miyoung looked at her friend who had a bouquet of flowers on her hands. “Miyoung ah.” Youngie took her friend’s hand gently as she kneels with one knee. “N–Ne?” Miyoung suddenly became shy when she met with Youngie’s eyes. “What are you doing, Youngie shi?” Sunbun asked, feeling a little jealous at their ‘love’ stare.

 

“Will you marry me?” Youngie said with her cute accent. Miyoung looked at her friend with startled eyes. “What?!” She yelled as Youngie only acted what Sica asked her to. Yoong and Yul came out behind a tree with a basket of roses. They threw the petals all over Miyoung while humming some songs. “Say yeshu~ Say yeshu~ Say yeshu~” Miyoung began to panicked. She lets go of Youngie’s hand and jumped everywhere with panicky. “NO NO NO NO!”

 

“YAAAH WHAT DID YOU SAID TO MIYOUNG?” Sunbun asked as she grabbed the laughing Youngie’s shirt. “I AM TOO YOUNG TO MARRY YOU! AND I LOVE SUNBUN NOT YOU YOUNGIE YAH! WELL OF COURSE I LOVE YOU TOO AS A FRIEND BUT NOOO! I’M TOO YOUNG TO HAVE KIDS!!” Miyoung babbled some more in English and suddenly Taetae fell down from the same tree. Lucky for her, she fell down on top of Sunbun. “OH MY GAHH ENGRISH BABBLES AGAIN!!” Taetae covered her ears while whining on the ground.

 

“YAY WE DID IT!” Sica chirped while she went to give Youngie a hug attack. Youngie only laughed and high fived with her partner. “See? I’ve told you that Miyoung will babble in English and Taetae will start to whine about it!” Youngie said and securely wrapped her arms around Sica’s waist. Sica only bounced happily which made her partner to join her bouncing too. “Good job, Youngie! A+!” Sica yelled out and immediately the pranksters appeared behind the shikshin. “How about us?”

 

“A+ for Yoong and Yul too!” Sica smiled. The pranksters chirped happily and started to dance with their crazy moves. “Miyoung ah~” Sunbun hugged her partner from behind and tried her best to comfort the surprised Miyoung. Taetae crawled to Sica and Youngie like the Japanese ghost and hugged Sica’s legs. “How about Taetae and Hyooo~? Do we get A+ too?” She asked cutely while giving Sica a dorky grin. “Taetae gets A- because Taetae didn’t sing! Hyo gets A++!” Sica pointed at her friend up on the tree who was still singing.

 

“Arigatoooo~~” Hyo sang in a perfect pitch while Taetae whined some more to the princess. “I did sing but Miyoung’s Engrish killed Taetae! It’s so annoying that caused Taetae to

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)