Chapter 7

The Dorky Us
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CH7: How to be Lovey Dovey

 

One Fine Evening,

The kids, as usual were hanging out at the park. Everyone was busy with their partners (that includes Hyunnie and her Keroro) at their own favorite spots to hangout but...well, except for the byuntae. Yes, the dorky byuntae is alone. Taetae sighed for the nth time while waiting for her partner. “Hyoooo~ Where are you?” Suddenly she heard someone giggled. Taetae sat up from the ground and tilted her head to the side. Her big smile turned back into a pout as she saw her friend was giving her an eye-smile.

 

“Waiting for Hyo, Taetae?” Miyoung asked cutely as she slowly sat beside the dork that went back to lying on the ground. “Ahuh. Where is sheeee?” Taetae whined. “Don’t worry, Taetae ah! Hyo will come soon~” Miyoung poked the dork’s puff cheek. “Why are you here? Where is Sunny? DID SHE LEAVE YOU?!” Taetae once again sat up and looked at her friend with a stern look. “Aniyooo!” Miyoung shook her head. “Sunbun’s umma called for Sunbun so Miyoung went to Taetae while waiting~”

 

“Ahhh.” Taetae nodded and laid back. “Oh......Ohhhh......OHHHHHH!” The dork whined while she rolls on the ground. “Taetae.” Miyoung called as she saw someone familiar heading towards their way. The latter didn’t hear her though. “Ohhhh!” Miyoung huffed and patted the dork’s chest which her to stop whining. “CAN’T TOUCH THIS!” Taetae pointed at her flat chest and suddenly someone caught her eyes. She grinned happily and ran to the person. “MY LOOOOVE!” Miyoung giggled and ran back to Sunbun who was looking for her.

 

“Taetae!” Hyo chirped as she received a very warm hug. “I am so glad you’re here, Hyooo!” Taetae gave her partner another tight hug before reaching out for her hands. “Mianhae, Taetae. Umma took me to the clinic.” Hyo smiled as the latter panicked. “WHAAAT? WAE?” Taetae asked frantically. Hyo giggled cutely but ended coughing. “Hyo is sick.” Taetae had a frown on her face. She had tears too. Hyo once again giggled and cupped her cheeks. “Just a normal one, Tae~ Wae you cry?”

 

“Hyo can’t be sick! Taetae hates it!!” Taetae shook her head. Hyo smiled and slowly let the dork snuggled her frowning face on her shoulder. “Hyo promise to heal in no time. Don’t worry, Hyo doesn’t feel sick when Taetae is here~ Otay?” Hyo explained as the dork slowly patted her . “Otay my love.” Hyo smiled and took the dork’s hand away from her bottom. “Let’s playyyy!” She tried to bring the dork to the sandbox but failed. Taetae doesn’t even want to move a bit. “Aww, what’s wrong?”

 

“My lovely loving love is sick!! Taetae doesn’t want to play. Taetae wants to take care of my love.” Taetae said sternly and brought her clueless choding to their usual spot. “Let’s play something not dirty and not unhealthy for Hyo!” She added while napping on her partner’s thighs as soon as they sat down under the big tree. Hyo only giggled and gently the dork’s hair. “Like what, Taetae~?” Before the dork could answer her angel, the two couple shyly walked towards the two.

 

“Hello, HyoTae unnies~” Yoong greeted shyly. Immediately the dork shields her choding from the two pranksters. “Don’t worry, we won’t prank Hyo unnie or you.” Yoong said as Yul nodded. Taetae looked at their faces for a moment before napping back on her lover’s laps. “Unnies~ We need help.” Yoong pouted. “Un? Help?” Hyo asked confusingly as Yul nodded. “Teach us how to be lovey dovey, unnie ah~” Yoong said as Yul was looking at the couple with puppy eyes.

 

Taetae and Hyo looked at each other before deciding. “This...isn’t a prank right?” Taetae asked coldly. She’s afraid that her lover or maybe she will fall for the prankster’s pranks again. Yoong and Yul shook their heads disapprovingly. “We have no mood to prank today, unnie ah.” Yoong answered. “Sica scared us.” Yul gulped as she took a quick glance at the ice princess. “Okay, okay. Taetae and Hyo will help our dongsaengs.” Taetae sighed in relief.

 

“Yaaaaaay!” The prankster couple chirped happily. Let the lesson starts now!

 

-

 

“Okay! What do you want to learn about?” Taetae asked as she napped on Hyo’s flat while the choding gave her a bear hug. The pranksters pouted together. “That.” They answered. “What ‘that’?” Taetae asked confusingly. “That...that, unnie.” Yoong pointed at the cuddling couple. “Cuddle snuggle thingy.” Yoong added. “Oh. This ‘that’.” Taetae giggled. She removed herself from Hyo and stood up. “Otay! First step ish–” “Wait, Taetae ah. We should know who is the weakest in the relationship first.” Hyo reminded her partner.

 

“Oh! Yes, yes! Who is the weakest between the two of you?” Taetae asked. Yo

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)