Chapter 86

The Dorky Us
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CH86: The SoShi Chatroom! #25 (Halloween)

 

Members: taeyeon_ss | sy_jessica | svnnynight | xolovestephi | watasiwahyo | yulyulk | hotsootuff | yoongie | sjhsjh0628

 

*yulyulk is online!*

 

yulyulk said:

Waiting for my Minnie. <3

/pic: a selfie of herself/

 

taeyeon_ss said:

@yulyulk HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT

 

svnnynight said:

@yulyulk CLEAVAGE

ALMIGHTY CLEAVAAAGGGEEE

 

*hotsootuff is online!*

*watasiwahyo is online!*

 

watasiwahyo said:

I’m all ready for Halloween too! ^^b

/pic: a selfie of herself with Youngie at the background/

 

svnnynight said:

@watasiwahyo YOU LOOK SO ADORABLY HOT D:

LOL Youngie at the back! Why is she all blue?!

 

*xolovestephi is online!*

 

xolovestephi said:

Red Riding Hood with Sadness! @hotsootuff

/pic: a selfie of Miyoung and Youngie together/

 

hotsootuff said:

I’m so sad……….

/pic: a selfie of her being sad lmao/

 

taeyeon_ss said:

@watasiwahyo I’M ONCE AGAIN GOING ALL HEART EYES EMOJI AT YOU

ONLY THIS TIME WITH FIREEEE /fire emoji/

 

*yoongie is online!*

 

yoongie said:

HELLOOOO :D

/pic: a selfie of Yoong eating a cookie/

 

hotsootuff said:

I’m so sad that I don’t have a cookie……

/pic: Youngie pointing at Yoong who was at the background, taking a selfie with a cookie/

 

xolovestephi said:

@hotsootuff Awww you’re so cute even when you’re sad Dx

 

taeyeon_ss said:

MINNIE YOONG :D

 

svnnynight said:

@xolovestephi I’M CUTE TOO D:

 

xolovestephi said:

@svnnynight Aish, no need to be jealous. =u=

 

*sy_jessica is online!*

 

sy_jessica said:

@hotsootuff I thought I prepared a happier costume for you before I left?!

 

watasiwahyo said:

@sy_jessica Sicaaaaa! I miss you :c

How’s China doing?

 

taeyeon_ss said:

@wataswahyo BUT MY LOOOVEEEEE

YOU CAN ONLY MISS ME D:

 

sy_jessica said:

@watasiwahyo HYOOOO I MISS YOUUUU

The bed’s comfy here! =u=)b

 

hotsootuff said:

@sy_jessica But your absence makes me sad…….

/pic: another selfie of her being sad/

 

yulyulk said:

Will you be able to make it? @svnnynight

 

watasiwahyo said:

@sy_jessica That’s all I need to know. Enjoy your stay, Sica yah =u=)b

@taeyeon_ss I miss you. Where are you anyway? Still at work?

 

svnnynight said:

@yulyulk I think not. I have to attend another exhibition with my boss. =n=

 

taeyeon_ss said:

@watasiwahyo Yes and maybe I’ll be arriving late DD:

 

watasiwahyo said:

@taeyeon_ss Okay, I’ll be waiting then. :)

 

*watasiwahyo is offline*

 

yulyulk said:

@taeyeon_ss /pic: a pic of Hyo from a distance with bunch of guys/

Where u at where u at brah

 

sy_jessica said:

/pic: a selfie of Sica covering herself with blanket and wearing shades/

Celebrating Halloween alone u-u

 

hotsootuff said:

@sy_jessica /pic: another selfie of her being sad/

I’m celebrating with people but you’re not one of them…..

I’m so sad…..

 

sy_jessica said:

@hotsootuff I’m sad too DDDx

 

taeyeon_ss said:

@watasiwahyo @yulyulk SASKAHSLASJ WHY ARE YOU WITH GUYS

 

yulyulk said:

@taeyeon_ss oh snap

I wanted to take another pic but I think it’s best not to :P

 

taeyeon_ss said:

@yulyulk WHAT WHAT

WHAT’S HAPPENINGGG

 

yoongie said:

@taeyeon_ss @yulyulk LET ME HELP :D

/pic: a picture of Hyo being hugged by one of the guys/

 

taeyeon_ss said:

SAKJSADKALSJALSKJDH

 

*taeyeon_ss is offline*

 

sy_jessica said:

Well played, baby @watasiwahyo /clap emoji/

 

svnnynight said:

@xolovestephi I hope you’re not near to guys too =n=

 

xolovestephi said:

@svnnynight Don’t worry, I’m perfectly fine =u=)b

/pic: a selfie of happy Miyoung with the sad Youngie/

 

hotsootuff said:

Miyoung’s company is not the same like Sica’s company….

I’m so sad……

/pic: a selfie of Sad Youngie pointing at the eye-smiling Miyoung/

 

sy_jessica said:

@hotsootuff I seriously hope you win the best costume ever LOL

Youngie chu you’re so cute :c

 

xolovestephi said:

@hotsootuff @sy_jessica I voted for Youngie already! XDD

 

yulyulk said:

Girls, any idea where Seobb is?

 

svnnynight said:

Oh right Joohyun!!!!!!

Where is that most scary person ever nominee?

 

yoongie said:

@svnnynight We haven’t seen her anywhere D:

 

yulyulk said:

@sjhsjh0628 Joohyun!!!!!!!!

Where are youuuu?!!?

 

sy_jessica said:

Didn’t all of you leave the house together?

 

yulyulk said:

@sy_jessica I left with Yoong.

Joohyun was not at home when we left.

 

xolovestephi said:

@yulyulk @sy_jessica Same with me, Youngie and Hyo!

Joohyun was not in her room when we left so I thought she

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)