Chapter 15

The Dorky Us
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CH15: Happy Keroro Day!

 

“Why should we do this?” Yul asked with curiosity. “Because...!” Sunbun awkwardly made an eye contact with her partner, indicating her to continue. Miyoung giggled and looked at Yul. “Because we don’t spend much time with our maknae.” The others nodded understandingly. “True...True....I rarely talk to Joohyun.” Hyo pouted. “It’s all thanks to me~!” Taetae hugged her partner and received a smack. “Exactly!!” Hyo puffed her cheeks and Taetae just looked at her while she rubbed her arm.

 

“Sunny Honey~!” Sunbun was startled when someone called her from behind. She turned around and smiled at her mother. “Ne umma?” She asked while asking for a hug. Mrs. Lee hugged her daughter and pointed at her car. “Your costumes are at the car.” Sunbun squealed happily and kissed her mother’s cheek. “Thank you umma!” She bowed at her mother and went back to Miyoung. “Miyoung ah~ Our costumes are at umma’s car. Let’s go and take it.” She said and started to pull her partner but the latter didn’t move an inch. Sunbun looked at her partner confusingly and stopped. “Miyoung wae?”

 

“I thought only Miyoung can call you Sunny Honey.” Miyoung said as she sulkily crossed her arms on her chest with an adorable pout on her face. Sunbun panicked and looked back at her mother with a glare. “Umma! Don’t call Sunbun as Sunny Honey again or else Miyoung will get sad! Arasso?” Sunbun nagged at her surprised mother while holding tightly on Miyoung’s hand. “Arasso, dear. No need to get angry.” Mrs. Lee said as she surrendered with two hands up. Miyoung smiled sweetly and kissed Sunbun’s cheek. “Miyoung loves you~”

 

“Sunbun loves Miyoung too~” Sunbun smiled with her eyes and happily skipped to the car with Miyoung. The others followed them from behind. Mrs. Lee shook her head and went back to the group of mothers. “OH MAI GAH FROG COSTUMES!!” Taetae jumped happily as soon as Sunbun opened the car door. Hyo only giggled at her partner and tried to calm her down. “We have to be hurry! Joohyun will come here soon!” Sunbun said as she quickly gave each one of her friends their frog costumes.

 

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“Any sign of Joohyun yet, Yoong?” Yul yelled from under the tree. “Aniyo!” Yoong replied as she kept on observing the surrounding of the park with Youngie on a branch. “Sunbun ah, there is still no sign of Joohyun yet.” Yul informed to her friend. “Okay.” Sunbun nodded and help her last friend who was having a hard time dressing up for the costume. Meanwhile, Taetae was busy staring at Hyo’s thighs. “It’s so tempting...” Taetae said as her free hand slowly trying to touch Hyo’s thighs. Sica immediately tackled the dork to the ground.

 

“ANDWAE!” Sica yelled and soon, two kids in their frog costumes were wrestling with each other. “Yaaaah~” Hyo blushed into pink shades as she noticed Taetae’s hand earlier while Sunbun only chuckled. “Sunny, please tame Taetae.” Hyo said suddenly and Taetae immediately stood up, starting to sing and dance. “I can’t be tamed! I can’t be blamed! I can’t be changed! I just can’t be tamed!” Taetae sing which made Hyo blushed some more. “DON’T FLIRT WITH MY FRIEND!” Sica tackled the dork one more time which led them to another wrestling match.

 

“Yoong! Sica and Taetae are fighting~!” Youngie said as she noticed the commotion under the tree. “Oh.” The only word that came out from Yoong’s mouth as she finally noticed the cookie on Youngie’s hand. She wiped off her drool and opened wide like an alligator as she ate the cookie...together with Youngie’s hand. Youngie slowly tilted back her head to Yoong with a very painful expression written on her face. She looked at her hand that was inside Yoong’s mouth and became teary. “YOOOOOONG!”

 

Yoong blinked awkwardly before she gave Youngie an innocent eye-smile of her own. Youngie huffed and attacked Yoong’s cheek by it sloppily. Yoong widened her eyes and immediately spitted her friend’s hand. Surprisingly for both of them, the cookie was still ‘alive’. The two shikshins looked at each other before starting a tug of war with the cookie. “LET GO OF THE COOKIE, YOUNGIE.” Yoong said as she glared at her friend. “THIS IS MY COOKIE SO YOONG SHOULD LET GO.” Youngie argued as she pulled the cookie. “SHARING IS CARING, UNNIE. SHARING IS CARING!” Yoong fought back and they continued to play tug of war with the food.

 

Yul looked up at the fighting shikshins and facepalmed herself. “Aish...Food again.” She mumbled and noticed someone from afar. She started to panic afterwards. “GUYS! GUYS! JOOHYUN ALERT!” Yul alerted as all of the kids stopped whatever they were doing and hid behind nearby trees. Youngie and Yoong were hiding on the branch while still fighting for the cookie. The cookie suddenly slipped off from both of their hands. They whined quietly as they watched the cookie fell down so heavenly to the ground.

 

“A cookie!” Taetae said and picked up the cookie. She ate it afterwards but ended up received a knock on her head. “So dirty!” Hyo whined as Taetae only continued to munch. “It’s still delicious, my love.” She said while grinning to her partner. Miyoung only giggled at her friends’ cuteness. Hyunnie ran towards the trees where her unnies were hiding and sat down quietly with her Keroro doll. “Keroro! What should we do today?” Hyunnie asked at her doll. Silence for 20 seconds while her unnies were eyeing on each other awkwardly. “Oh. Otay! Let’s play tea again.”

 

“Joohyun ah~” Sunbun came out from behind a tree with Miyoung. They smiled at their surprised maknae and head towards her. “We have a surprise for you!” Sunbun said. “Hmm?” Hyunnie looked at her two favorite unnies in their frog costumes. All of the girls came out from their hiding spot with big smiley faces. “SURPRISE!” Hyunnie had a big smile plastered on her face. She observed all of her unnies before squealing happily. “Waaaah! Keroro unnies~!!”

 

“Today is Keroro Day! Unnies want Joohyun to spend time with us, arasso?” Hyo held hands with the maknae while the jealous Taetae grabbed her partner’s free hand. “Ne, unnie!” Hyunnie nodded happily and followed her HyoTae unnies. “Since Hyo and Taetae are the first ones to play with Joohyun, what should we do now?” Sunbun asked the others before turning her gaze to the two shikshins. “What are you two doing?” Sunbun asked.

 

“Yoong dropped my cookie!” Youngie informed. “We are now searching for it so I can eat it before Youngie does!” Yoong said while Youngie only shot a glare. Sica, who noticed the glare, gave a satisfaction clap to her partner. “Yes. That’s how you should glare to people my Youngie ah!” Youngie only smiled heavenly to her princess before glaring back at Yoong. “Oh you mean the cookie that Taetae ate?” Miyoung said as the two shikshins looked at her expressionless.

 

“T-Taetae ate the cookie...?” Yoong asked in disbelief. “Ahuh. Taetae ate a cookie that fell from on top of her.” Miyoung said. “That...That kid....” Youngie clenched her fist tightly while Miyoung tried to calm her friend. “Yah, Youngie~ Don’t get mad at Taetae. Miyoung have l

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)