Chapter 19

The Dorky Us
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CH19: School Play Gone Wrong?

 

“I can’t wait to see our kids on stage!” Taetae’s mother squealed happily while she went inside the school theatre with Hyo’s mother. “Geez. Kimmy seems so pumped up.” Mrs. Kwon commented as she took the brochure from the entrance of the theatre. “Does she even know that Taeyeon is playing a tree?” Mrs. Im whispered softly. Mrs. Kwon only shrugged in respond before catching up with the Kim mothers. “I can’t believe my kid is playing as a hamburger.” Mrs. Choi blew her cheeks as her friend laughed at her. “At least she got a role.” Mrs. Hwang said and brought her friend inside.

 

“It seems like our daughters are playing as princesses, Mrs. Hwang!” Mrs. Jung reads the level 7A’s brochure. “My daughter is a hamburger.” Mrs. Choi pouted disappointedly to the woman who was following them from behind. “I’m sorry to hear that.” Mrs. Jung replied in sarcasm. “Don’t be like that. C’mon, ladies!” Mrs. Hwang laughed heartily. “How about you, Mrs. Lee? What role is Sunny playing?” Mrs. Seo asked nicely. “Huh. She volunteered herself for the prince role just because Tiffany is a princess.” Mrs. Lee sigh a smile as they walked inside.

 

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“Hyoyeon ah! You look pretty.” Sica complimented with a wide smile forming on her lips. “You too, Sica yah!” Hyo replied back and hugged her friend. “You guys! Our maknae is like an angel. Look!” Miyoung pointed the direction where Hyunnie was. “Uwaah! So pretty maknae ah!” Hyo commented as Sica signalled their maknae to come and talk with them. Maknae came running excitedly towards her unnies and hug Sica who securely held her.

 

“Unnies! You look pretty!” Hyunnie’s time to compliment her unnies. “The same goes to you our dearest Joohyun.” Miyoung replied. “What role are you playing, maknae?” Sica asked. “I am a singing princess! How about unnies?” Hyunnie responded back. “We are the three princesses of melody!” Miyoung replied. “Ooh! I can’t wait to watch unnies’ performance!” Hyunnie said. The four girls started to help with each other on their roles afterwards.

 

“Ayo, what’s up my danshin partner?” Sunbun loosely curled an arm around Taetae’s shoulder but the dork pushed her arm away angrily. “How many times does Taetae have to tell Sunbun that Taetae is mad at SUNBUN?!” Taetae yelled out. Sunbun chuckled lightly and stubbornly clung on her friend again. “Don’t worry, Taetae yah. It’s only a kiss on the cheek for Hyo.” She stated as Taetae looked at her with dead glare. “You promise?”

 

Sunbun came closer to the dork’s ear and whispered, “No.” Taetae immediately pushed Sunbun’s face away from her. “YAAAH!” She cried as Sunbun started to laugh deviously. “Sunbun will kiss Hyo on the lips for 5 seconds or maybe more than that!” Sunbun teased as Taetae became whinier. “Andwae Sunny shi!! Taetae will not even give you a second to touch her!” Taetae said. “But darling, this is a part of our performance.” Sunbun smirked. Taetae landed her flat on the floor and started to roll around. “ANDWAEEE!”

 

“Yah, Sunny Honey~! Don’t make Taetae cry or else you’ll regret it later on!” Miyoung noticed the danshin scene from afar. “I REGRET NOTHING! MUAHAHA!” Sunbun started to laugh some more like a little devil. “Lee Soonkyu.” Miyoung said sharply and Sunbun stopped in immediate. “Ne, Miyoung.” She walked to her partner like a puppy while Hyo came to her partner who was still rolling. “Taetae, what are you doing?” Hyo bent down as the dork stopped. “Taetae~”

 

The dork lifted up her head with a pout formed on her lips. Her heart almost skipped a beat as she saw her angelic partner. “I am sad and angry and...sad.” Taetae admitted as she went to hug her partner’s left leg. “Hyoooo, don’t kiss Sunbun please!” She begged almost sounded desperate while Hyo only smiled. “Aigoo. It’s just a part of the play, Taetae. No need to overreact.” Hyo said calmly but Taetae felt that her heart was on the level of breaking into pieces. “Hyo actually wants Sunbun to kiss Hyo?!” She asked in an envy tone.

 

“Aniyo! It’s not like that, you silly dork of mine!” Hyo chuckled and pulled Taetae up to stand again. “We both know that we belong with each other.” She said as Taetae nodded rapidly. “And we also know that Sunbun only have eyes on Miyoung.” Again, Taetae nodded. “So what is Hyo’s point??” She asked. “Hyo is trying to say that the kiss that Sunbun and Hyo will share later on is only a part of the play. Hyo promise it would only last a second too, okay?” Hyo said as Taetae sigh a long one. “Fine.”

 

Hyo smiled and pulled Taetae into a hug. “Don’t be jealous. Hyo loves you.” Taetae slowly smiled and wrapped her arms around Hyo securely. “Taetae loves you so much more!” She replied as Hyo giggled. “Good!” Suddenly, Youngie and Yoong came towards the couple with their costumes. “What’s up, unnies?” Yoong greeted as she took a bite on her almost finish sandwich. “Just cuddlin’.” Taetae replied while eyeing on her friend in the burger costume. Youngie noticed the sudden stare from her unnie and looked at her awkwardly. “What?”

 

“Why are you all dressed up as a burger?” Taetae asked. “Why are you a tree?” Youngie replied back sarcastically as Taetae’s blood boiled. “I AM A TALKING MAGICIAN TREE.” Youngie only rolled her eyes. “I thought you would be playing as a hero to Hyo or something...” Taetae dropped her shoulders in disappoint and glared at Sunbun from afar. “Taetae wanted to but that cotton haired bunny already took Taetae’s role so Taetae ended up being a tree.” She explained.

 

“The worst is Sunbun unnie will be kissing Hyo!” Yul appeared behind Yoong and soon regretted what she said when she met Taetae’s flaming eyes shooting directly to her. “Ooooh. That’s a real bummer.” Youngie said calmly. Taetae was about to yell at her friend but Hyo kissed her on the lips before she could even open . The dork softens yet she still has the sour expression on her face as Hyo pulled out. “It will only last a second.”

 

“I know.” Taetae replied and loosely wrap an arm on Hyo’s shoulder. “Sweet.” Youngie commented and soon was attacked by someone from behind. Sica popped her head to the side with a smile plastered on her face. “My burger prince~!” She chirped as Youngie’s smile turned wider. “Speaking of sweet, hello my sweet princess~!” Since Youngie couldn’t do the cuddling and kissing due of her burger costume, Sica changed her hug position from back to Youngie’s front so she could give her a peck on the lips.

 

“Ahh. A sweet kiss from my angel.” Youngie said dreamily as Taetae huffed. “It’s not only you who can get sweet kisses! Quick my love! Give me a sweet kiss here!” Taetae tapped her lips as she puckered it in front of her partner. Hyo blushed madly and obeyed what Taetae asked her to. “Ahh. A sweet kiss from my angel.” Taetae stole Youngie’s line and even said it with the same tone with Youngie’s. “Oh Geez. Sunbun will get sweet kisses from Sica and Hyo soon.” Sunbun mumbled to herself with a smirk.

 

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)