Chapter 87

The Dorky Us
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CH87: The SoShi Chatroom! #26 (Switched)

 

Reminder: ……don’t get dizzy ok

Members: taeyeon_ss | sy_jessica | svnnynight | xolovestephi | watasiwahyo | yulyulk | hotsootuff | yoongie | sjhsjh0628

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

(_|_)

 

*svnnynight is online!*

 

svnnynight said:

@sjhsjh0628 is that a

 

*yoongie is online!*

*hotsootuff is online!*

 

yoongie said:

@sjhsjh0628 ooooh a :D

 

svnnynight said:

@yoongie @sjhsjh0628 …it IS a ….

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

AISH

 

svnnynight said:

@sjhsjh0628 heh?

 

hotsootuff said:

Ooooh that’s a !!! :D

(_|_)

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

(.Y.)

 

svnnynight said:

….

SEO JOOHYUN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

 

*watasiwahyo is online!*

 

hotsootuff said:

@sjhsjh0628 ARE WE PLAYING A GAME OR WHAT

WHAT IS THAT

 

yoongie said:

@sjhsjh0628 OOooOOHHH THOSE ARE S

DID I WIN?! :DDD

 

watasiwahyo said:

I think I’ve seen these type of “emoji” before….

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

AISH

 

svnnynight said:

@watasiwahyo STOP HER

 

hotsootuff said:

@yoongie S?!?

 

yoongie said:

@hotsootuff yes!!!!! :D

I learn this from Taetae unnie!!! :DDD

 

watasiwahyo said:

…..Just as I thought -_\

 

svnnynight said:

@yoongie I KNEW IT

THAT DWARF

I NEED TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL

 

yoongie said:

@svnnynight But I’m perfectly fine :DDD

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

69

 

yoongie said:

@sjhsjh0628 OOOHHHHH

TWO PEOPLE HUGGING EACH OTHER’S LEGS :DDDD

 

svnnynight said:

@sjhjsh0628 WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!

 

watasiwahyo said:

YAH YOONG! -_\

 

*sy_jessica is online!*

*yulyulk is online!*

 

[After reading from the top]

yulyulk said:

WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!!!

 

sy_jessica said:

Ohohoho nice one, maknae =u=)b

 

yoongie said:

@yulyulk guessing emoji game :D

 

yulyulk said:

@yoongie Yah….

Don’t try to act innocent….

 

yoongie said:

@yulyulk I’M NOT ACTING!!!!

I just typed ‘s’ in caps earlier!!!!

 

yulyulk said:

@yoongie SASLKJASLKJAS YOONG

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

WHY IS SHE NOT ONLINE YETTT

 

watasiwahyo said:

@sjhsjh0628 Who?

@taeyeon_ss @xolovestephi these two?

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

@watasiwahyo yeshu my love

I need to get Seobb to online!!!!

 

svnnynight said:

@sjhsjh0628 ……….what

 

sy_jessica said:

Wait, I’m confused.

 

hotsootuff said:

@sjhsjh0628 WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR MAKNAE

 

watasiwahyo said:

@sjhsjh0628 ….My love…?

 

yoongie said:

Whoa, this is hard to solve.

Why did Seobb called Hyohyo unnie as “My Love”?!?

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

@watasiwahyo yeshu me looooveeeee <33333

 

sy_jessica said:

I know you already, lol.

 

*xolovestephi is online!*

 

watasiwahyo said:

…......

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

DAMN IT MIYOUNG

 

sy_jessica said:

Can I just imagine Joohyun typing that for a sec?

Ohohoho Miyoung ah poor u

 

xolovestephi said:

@sjhsjh0628 YOU DAMN-ED ME?!?!?!?!

IS THAT HOW YOU GREET YOUR UNNIE?!??!!!

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

@xolovestephi EXCUSE U

I’M OLDER THAN YOU!!!

REDBULL POOP KEKEKEKE

 

sy_jessica said:

“Seobb” pls =u=

 

yulyulk said:

…..I am very confused…..

 

yoongie said:

Ah!!!! Problem solved!!!

@sjhsjh0628 TAETAE UNNIE

 

sjhsjh0628 said:

@yoongie what do u want

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lightfuryeji #1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)
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