Chapter 31

The Dorky Us
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CH31: Attack of their dogs’ Fluffiness!

 

Taetae, Hyo & Hyunnie (Ginger, Vivian & Dubu)

“Woof!”

“OH MY GAHHH!” Taetae almost threw her puppy from her arms when seeing the brown doll-like puppy came running towards her. “Are you Pipiyen?! Where is your owner hmmm?” The dork sat down in front of the brown puppy and put down Ginger in front of it. “Ginger honey, look! It’s your future wife!” She joked as she pushed the black puppy closer to the brown one. The two puppies sniffed each other and started to each others’ furs when they were done. Taetae laughed at the puppies and saw Hyo came running towards her.

 

“You found Vivian!” Hyo chirped happily and sat next to the dork. She leaned on the dork’s shoulder, panting heavily while she stared at the two puppies that were each other. “Awww, they’re so cute! Ginger yah, you’ve grown well.” Hyo said as she poked Ginger’s body.

 

“I know right? Ginger missed you. Just like its own owner.” Taetae puckered her lips when she craned her head down to meet with Hyo’s beautiful face. Hyo giggled nervously when seeing the dork’s action. She gave a quick kiss on Taetae’s lips. Since Taetae wasn’t satisfied with only a peck, she quickly used her force to push down Hyo on the ground while their lips were locked with each other. She wanted to start a make-out session when noticing that Hyo was weakened by her force but unfortunately her pet, Ginger interrupted their session.

 

The puppy happily at the two people’s locking lips which caused them both to pull out. Hyo was laughing while Taetae was continued on being by her dog. “Ya–mm!–YAH! Ginger yah!” Taetae carried her dog and lifted her up in front of her face. “You~! What did I told you about my face when I’m doing something?” She argued. Of course the dog doesn’t understand so it continues to Taetae until the dork finally burst out laughing.

 

Hyo just smiled seeing her lover leaning on her laps with the dog still at her face. “Yah, can you two have some private time somewhere else? I’m getting really jealous here, phew! Aannnnd–” Hyo carried her brown doll-like dog into her arms. “Vivian is jealous too!” She said playfully. Taetae ceased her laughter when she released Ginger from her arms and the puppy went running around both of the couple while barking happily.

 

“Pipiyen~ you should play with your future husband now. Your owner-in-law needs some private time with her sekshi girlfriend.” Taetae said as she slowly took the puppy, Vivian from Hyo and put it down to play with Ginger. Hyo laughed when seeing the two puppies were now backing to each other again. She went to lean her chin on Taetae’s shoulder from behind, wrapping her arms loosely around Taetae’s stomach while she looked at the puppies. “They look so happy.”

 

Taetae sighed dreamily. “Yeah they do. Just like us!” Hyo giggled at the statement and soon their maknae came towards them, walking calmly with a puppy sleeping in her arms. Hyo squealed silently when seeing the sleeping puppy. Hyunnie took a seat in front of the couple and showed the animal that she was holding. “Unnies, this is Dubu. Umma had just recently bought it.”

 

“Awwwww, she’s so cute!” Hyo chirped and pat the puppy with her finger when Taetae took Dubu into her arms. Taetae did the same thing and suddenly the puppy sneeze before it slowly opened its eyes. The puppy bark softly and the couple squealed together. “Yahhh, Dubu is really cute! Here, Dubu yah~ play with your unnie and oppa.” Taetae put down Hyunnie’s dog on the ground. Ginger and Vivian quickly went to Hyo’s hand when seeing the girl was giving them signals to come to her.

 

Hyo placed her puppy next to Hyunnie’s dog and let their eyes meet. Hyunnie rested on her flat, elbows on the ground as her palms cupped her cheeks while looking at the puppies. Vivian started to sniff Dubu and ended up Dubu just like how it Ginger. Meanwhile, Dubu was slowly going back to sleep when having the bigger size puppy it to sleep. Ginger suddenly came running towards the two puppies and collapsed in front Dubu. Ginger started to roll its body while stretching its legs and soon Ginger was by Vivian again.

 

“Gosh these two.” Hyo shook her head. Taetae just laughed and gave a kiss on Hyo’s cheek. “They’re just the same as us but opposite of course. I will never wash my face if you keep on kissing me like Vivian’s style on Ginger.” The dork joked and received a smack on her arm. She laughed it off though while Hyo was blushing madly when hearing the dork’s statement earlier. Even Hyunnie was laughing with Taetae.

 

“You are so disgusting! Eish!”

“Disgustingly adorable for your heart. I know, my love. I know.”

“Oh unnies.”

 

 

Yoong and Yul (Hani)

“Oh! I forgot Hani’s food! She must have been so hungry when she saw your food.” Yul said. “I’ll go and get her food first.” She left Yoong with her puppy and went running to her mother’s car to take Hani’s food. Yoong continued on munching her cookies while staring at the dog that was staring back at her. She offered her cookie to the dog and quickly pulled back her hand when seeing the dog really wants.

 

“No no no!” Yoong said while waving her index finger in front of the dog. Hani barked once before it started to Yoong’s finger. Yoong laughed when feeling the ticklish little tongue cleaning her finger that was covered with cookie taste. She stuffed a cookie inside using her other hand before she lifted Hani with both of her arms. The dog barked again when seeing Yoong was munching while giving her a smile.

 

“Yoof arf kiyut-taaf!” (Translation: You are kyeopta!) Yoong said while munching. Yul returned back with a packet of dog food. She sat down near her girlfriend before taking out a dog biscuit. “Haniiii, come here and eat!” The dog struggled from Yoong’s grips when seeing the dog biscuit. Yoong quickly put down Hani when seeing the dog wanted to eat. Hani quickly went to Yul and ate the biscuit hungrily while enjoying the pat that Yul was giving. “Yah, see? She’s so hungry.” Yul smiled while looking at her pet.

 

“Unnie, can I have those dog biscuits? I ran out of cookies!” Yoong crawled slowly and stretched her arm to the food packet but Yul quickly took it before she does. “Unnie!” The shikshin whined as she collapsed on her flat next to Hani. “Yoong! This food is for dogs!” Yul reminded and the shikshin pouted. She began to roll her body whiningly beside the dog while leaving Yul to sigh at her.

 

“I want to eat! I want to eat! I want to eat! I want to eat!”

 

“Alright there, giant baby of mine. Let’s go and buy you ice cream.” Yul stood up on her feet. Yoong quickly got up too and linked arms with her lover. “You’ll be the one paying right, unnie~?” Yoong asked using her pathetic cute voice that no one likes except for Yul herself. The taller one cringed teasingly before she started to walk off first. Yoong laughed when seeing the expression that Yul gave her. “Hani! Stay here!” Yoong patted the dog’s head before she sprinted to Yul who was already running towards the ice cream stall at the pavement of the park.

 

“Hello Yoona and Yuri! The usual flavours?” The ice cream seller greeted the couple with a smile. “Ne, ahjussi!” Yul nodded and soon she received a back-hug from Yoong. When seeing the seeler had already started to scoop for their ice cream, Yoong quickly stopped him. “Ahjussi! Give me triple scoop otay?” She ordered while panting. The seller just nodded and scooped their ice creams. Yul just shook her head and held Yoong’s hugging arms around her stomach while staring at the seller preparing their orders.

 

Soon Youngie came to the stall, panting heavily too. The couple assumed that the shikshin came running towards

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)