Chapter 6

The Dorky Us
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CH6: My Hero

 

“HAI TAEYEON!” The pranksters almost made the dork jumped in surprised. “Whaaaaat?” Taetae asked annoyingly as she walked faster. She was making her way to Hyo as soon as she arrived at the park but the pranksters blocked her way. Annoyed by the duo, Taetae roughly squeezed between them. “MOVE!” “NO!” “WAE?!” Taetae whined as she couldn’t pass through the ganshins. “Taetae~!” The voice of an angel (in Taetae’s ears/heart/etc..lol) called for the dork. “Coming Hyo~!” Taetae replied in an angelic voice, though she couldn’t see her angel. “MOVE!” She once again ordered the stubborn couple.

 

“Listen unnie! We have something to warn you.” Yoong said and moved closer to the dork. Taetae gulped as she tried not to break her neck. She locked eyes with the doe eye girl and gulped. “Please don’t eat me.” Yoong looked at her unnie confusingly as Yul facepalmed. “Yoong, let’s just skip to creeping her!” Yul said as Yoong nodded. Both girls made their backs faced the clueless dork. “Taetae~?” “In a sec, Hyo~!” Taetae said, giving a chance to the couple.

 

“Kim Taeyeon~~~” Yoong turned around slowly with an evil grin on her face. “What the?” Taetae blinked rapidly as she looked at the creepy deer girl. “Beware~!” Yoong warned. “Huh? Beware of what?” “BEWARE~!” Yoong repeated her line and Yul’s turn to face back the dork. “Muhu...Muhuhahahahaha!” The idiot kkab laughed deviously with a mix of hysterical. Taetae’s face was priceless. She immediately walk to Hyo and sat quietly beside the choding girl.

 

“Unnie?” Yoong erased the grin on her face and innocently look at her unnie. “Yes, Yoong?” Yul also stopped immediately. “I want ice cream. Let’s eat ice cream before starting our plan~~~?” Yoong pouted. Her eyes went twinkling to the older girl afterwards. Yul couldn’t take it anymore. She nodded approvingly and grabbed her partner’s hand. “Let’s ask money from our ummas, baby!” “Baby~” Yoong chirped dreamily as she followed her clingy unnie.

 

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Hyo was happy that Taetae had arrived but she felt really awkward because the dork hasn’t said anything after greeting her. The choding poked the daydreaming dork and totally startle her. “AH!” “OMO! Taetae yah~ It’s just me, Hyo.” “Oh, Hyo~ Don’t scare me like that.” Hyo pouted. She knocked on the dork’s head and crossed her arms on her chest. “Taetae makes Hyo feels so awkward.” Taetae widened her eyes. She immediately napped her head on the latter’s laps and puckered her lips into a very adorable pout. “Mianhae~”

 

The choding blushed madly and couldn’t help but to smile. “Mmm, arasso. Forgiven.”  Taetae squealed happily and sighed dreamily as she stared on Hyo’s eyes. “Can Taetae tell Hyo what happened?” Hyo asked as she slowly brushed the latter’s hair with her fingers. “Hmmm, well~ Yoong and Yul crept the cheese out of Taetae!” Taetae explained as Hyo looked down at the dork with a clueless face. “Wow you’re so beautiful.” Taetae complimented all of the sudden.

 

Hyo smiled in respond. “Thank you~ but.....cheese?” “Oh.....Hyo doesn’t need to know the real meaning okay?” Taetae said as Hyo only nodded. The dork cupped the choding’s cheeks and pulled it closer to her face. “Hyoyeon ah~ Can Taetae kiss you?” “W-What?” Hyo swears her face color is now hot red tomato. Taetae didn’t reply her. She slowly tried to close the gap but suddenly.....“WOAH THERE!”

 

“YOUNGIE~! You ruined the sweet moment!” Sica whined as the two lovebirds came out from the bushes. Taetae gently let go of Hyo and huffed angrily. “YOUNGIE!” “MIANHAEEE!” Youngie pouted and for the first time, she’s scared at the angry Taetae. Hyo giggled cutely and cupped the dork’s cheeks. She leaned for a quick kiss and stood up. “Hyo wants ice cream.” Youngie bolted behind Hyo as soon as she heard the word ‘ice cream’ while leaving an iceberg Taetae and a giggling Sica.

 

“Ooooooooh that’s a mega point for Taetae!” Sica smirked and continued to laugh at the frozen dork. Miyoung and Sunbun came towards the two, hand in hand. “What happen to Taetae?” Miyoung asked cutely as she eyed on the dork. “She got a kiss from Juliette~” Sica teased as the two lovebirds grinned. “Ooooooh!” “What happen to unnie, unnies?” Joohyun came to the scene too. Sica told the maknae and Joohyun only smiled. “How cute, unnie.”

 

“Taetae ahhh!” Hyo called and immediately the dork snapped back to reality. “NE MY LOVE!” Taetae sped up to her special friend and pushed Youngie who was clinging on Hyo. “YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH MY HYO!” Taetae commanded as Hyo blushed. Youngie only nodded and continued to follow the two to the ice cream stall. “Sica~ Do you know who is the next victim of Yoong and Yul?” Miyoung asked. “They have a new victim to prank?” Sica wondered as Sunbun nodded. “We overheard their conversation about getting a new person.”

 

“Youngie heard that too.” Youngie came back with two ice cream cones. She gave one to Sica afterwards which made Miyoung shocked. “Y-Youngie, are you really giving Sica your ice cream?” Miyoung asked in disbelief. “Ahuh. Sharing is caring.” Youngie said as Miyoung squealed happily. “The Lord heard me!!” Miyoung praised to the skies and ran to her mother. “Mommy! Mommy!” Sunbun looked at the running girl and whined. “Miyoung ah! Wait for me!” Sunbun chased the girl afterwards.

 

“Miyoung?” Sica was puzzled as Youngie giggled. “It is Tiffany’s Korean name. Only special people can call her that. For example, Youngie and Taetae!” Youngie chirped as Sica nodded understandingly. “Heeeey, Taetae he

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)