Chapter 48

The Dorky Us
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CH48: Prank Day Pt. 2

 

Jessica was stirred from her beauty sleep as she sat up on the bed, letting out a morning yawn while stretching her arms in the process. To her surprise, she woke up a minute before her alarm clock started to ring. Hearing the loud ringing device was making sounds; Sooyoung quickly went to turn it off even before Jessica could put it on silence herself. “Youngie chu?” Jessica looked at her shikshin who was panicking.

 

“Sica chu,” Sooyoung sat on the bed with her girlfriend and covered Jessica’s mouth using her palm. “Stay quiet.” Jessica was clueless at first but then she removed Sooyoung’s hand from covering . “Youngie chu, what’s wrong?”

 

Knock knock!

“Youngie yah! Sica unnie! I know you two are up! Come on out unnies!”

 

Sooyoung cringe at the mischievous voice of Yoona and she looked back at Jessica. “Sica chu, today is Monday.” Jessica nodded in understood. Of course she knew that, her phone told her so but she didn’t seem to get Sooyoung. “No, no, no!” Sooyoung knew her girlfriend misunderstood her. She held onto both Jessica’s hands and firmly said, “Today is THE Monday!” Jessica was thinking of something for a moment and ended up yawning as a response to her partner.

 

“Prank Day?”

“Yeah!” Sooyoung nodded. Jessica rolled her eyes when she heard another knock and Yuri’s voice echoing from outside. She got up from her bed, took her towel and walked straight to the door. She was about to open it but then Sooyoung had to grab her away from the door in panicky. “Youngie chu!” Jessica whined when she was pulled away. “I had to get ready for class! And you should too!” Sooyoung only pouted and pointed at the door with a concern look. Jessica sighed a smile as she gave a kiss on the cheek to her shikshin. “Don’t worry, I’ll murder them for you if we get pranked okay?”

 

Jessica went over to the door again and opened it. Sooyoung quickly shielded her girlfriend when she saw the pranksters were just standing in the hallway, in front of their room. “Guys! I know what today is so I’m not letting you prank my Sica chu and myself!” Sooyoung said, though her voice was a bit shaky. Yoona laughed while she jerked her head side to side. “Unnie! We’re not going to prank you! We prepared junk food breakfast for both of you.”

 

“Junk food breakfast?” Jessica looked confused when the pranksters nodded innocently. Yuri quickly showed the sandwiches that she prepared. “This is not an ordinary sandwich.” She took off the bread on top and showed the contents. “See! I made Cheetos sandwich!” Sooyoung couldn’t take her eyes off the sandwich once Yuri placed the bread on top of the food once again. “That looks scrumptious.” The shikshin said and watched Yoona ate the sandwich seductively, teasing her.

 

“Wow. Joohyun might go berserk if she knows about this.” Jessica commented as Yuri only shrugged. “Ah! I can’t take it anymore! Give me some of th–THUD!” Sooyoung ran over a thick glass window that was placed in front of the door, preventing the two to come out from their room. The pranksters laughed so hard the moment Sooyoung fell on the floor, whining while rubbing her forehead. “HAPPY PRANK DAY YOUNGIE!”

 

Jessica who was down on her knees to help and comfort Sooyoung quickly threw a glare to the two pranksters, making them to stop laughing. “You two are so dead.” Yuri and Yoona awkwardly glanced at each other before they quickly ran to their room. “It hurts, Sica chu! It hurts!” Sooyoung whined some more while she snuggled on Jessica’s embrace. Jessica only shook her head as she comfort the shikshin with endless forehead rubbing and kisses. “Don’t worry, Youngie chu! We’ll get them back!”

 

 

Later that day,

“Yonghwa oppa!” Seohyun happily ran into the embrace of her boyfriend. Yonghwa hugged his precious one dearly and broke the hug after planting a kiss on Seohyun’s head. They walked to a nearby food stall together and settled down for lunch. “So what was the last chapter we studied?” Yonghwa asked after feeding Seohyun a mouthful meal. Seohyun was chewing her food while she was taking out her book from her school bag. She put the book on the table as Yonghwa scooted closer to her.

 

Seohyun swallowed her food as she started to flip through the pages. “We’re on chapter–AHHH!” She stopped on a page and hugged Yonghwa’s arm while moving away from the book. Even Yonghwa was startled at the dead lizard that was on the page where they stopped. “What the hell!” He quickly took his chopsticks and pulled the small lizard out from the book, raising it before taking a closer look at it. “Yah oppa! Throw that thing away!”

 

“There’s a note!” Yonghwa chirped when he saw a folded memo that was glued with the lizard. He took it and unfolded the memo to read it. “Dear Joohyun, Happy Prank Day! We promised to not prank you with dead lizards after this, okay? Love, Yoong and Yul unnies. Eksho-eksho (xoxo).” Seohyun sat up straight when Yonghwa mentioned her unnies’ names.

 

“Aish! I should have known!” Seohyun pouted while Yonghwa only laughed.

 

-

 

“Taetae, are you still in bed?”

Taeyeon yawned heavily as she had just waked up and it was late afternoon for goodness sakes. “Uhm, just got up.” She grinned when she thought of something. “Wae? You want me to stay in bed until you come back home?” There was soft giggle received through the line. “I’m just kidding, my love. Done with dance class?”

 

“Mm. Don’t you have your vocal class today too?”

“Nah,” Taeyeon grabbed her towel as she went to the make-up table. “I’m going to pick you up at your campus and then we’ll go on an ice cream date at the park.” She smiled at the picture of herself and Hyoyeon during their childhood years. “Sounds good?”

 

“It’s okay. Yul and Sunbun could take me there while I’ll wait for you–”

“I’m going to kiss your Hyo’s cheeks until we re

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)