Chapter 45

The Dorky Us
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CH45: Joohyun ah! Pt. 2

 

Seohyun sighed tiredly as she put her sandals inside the shoe rack. “Unnies, I’m–” Before she could even take her first step at the living room, Yoona and Sooyoung were blocking her with baseball bats on their hands. They were even wearing cool shades as if to act tough. “Unnies, it’s night time. Why would you wear sha–”

 

“Seo Joohyun!” Yoona placed a hand on the maknae’s shoulder as she aimed the baseball bat’s head on Seohyun. “You are under arrest.”

 

“H–Huh?” The lights were out and the whole apartment was dark. Seohyun was whining as if she was being dragged somewhere. “Unnies!” The maknae yelled in panicky until a flashlight was by Hyoyeon to flash it at Seohyun’s face. Seohyun covered her face using her palm when the light was hurting her eyes. “Yah, what is going on unnies?” She asked whiningly. Yuri took a stool near her and placed it in front of Seohyun before she sat on it. “Seo Joohyun.” She called for her dongsaeng in a cool tone.

 

Seohyun looked at Yuri in confusion. “Unnie?” Yuri smirked as she put on her shades and a fake cigarette resting on her lips. “Maknae of the y ladies in this apartment–” Sunny joined Yuri with the same appearance; the shades and the fake cigarette. “Seo Joohyun.” Seohyun took a moment to look at her two badass-like detective unnies before she huffed. “What is this all about, unnies?”

 

“You.” Hyoyeon took another flashlight as she flashed it at her partner. Taeyeon was also wearing shades but she didn’t have a fake cigarette since Hyoyeon didn’t allow her to have one, though it’s fake. “Please,” Seohyun noticed the shikshins were behind Taeyeon with baseball bats and cool shades. “Strip yourself.” Just then, Tiffany pulled Taeyeon by the ear and they disappeared to the darkness for a moment. A light argument by Taeyeon and Tiffany were heard until Taeyeon returned back to her position. “I mean, confess yourself.” Taeyeon said as she nervously looked at the displeased Hyoyeon.

 

“About what?” Seohyun was still clueless.

 

It was Jessica’s turn to get under the light and showed herself, wearing shades too. “We know what you’ve been doing aside from studying.” Seohyun’s spine suddenly straightened up and Seohyun was getting nervous. “Y–You do?” Jessica nearly closed the gap between her face with Seohyun. She grinned at her dongsaeng and nodded slowly. “Oh yeah.” Sunny pushed Jessica’s face away as she pinned her gun on Seohyun’s forehead. “Speak up or I’ll go all bubbly on you!”

 

The lights with confused faces thrown to Sunny. “Bubbly?” Sunny looked at everyone with an awkward glance before she showed her gun. “Yeah, bubbly.” It turns out the gun she was using was a bubble gun. “Nice.” Yuri smirked in amusement before the lights were turned off again and the only thing that shine was the flashlights.

 

“We’ll go easy on you!” Sunny pinned the gun back on Seohyun’s forehead again. “So better give us truthful answers!” Seohyun gulped before nodding obediently to her unnies. “Okay, unnies. Hyunnie promise to be truthful.” The four ‘detectives’ had a short discussion and ended it with Yuri adjusted her shades. “Who that guy you were with earlier?” Sunny poked Seohyun using the bubble gun. “How old is he?” Taeyeon pushed Sunny a little so she could get closer to Seohyun. “Does he have balls?” Jessica pushed both Sunny and Taeyeon as she went to grip on Seohyun’s shoulders in panicky. “WHY ARE YOU NOT GAAAY?!”

 

Seohyun awkwardly gulp as Yuri smoothly pulled Jessica away from the maknae. “His name is Jung Yonghwa and he’s two years older than me. I–I don’t understand the third question– I’m sorry for not being able to join unnies to the gay world. I don’t seem to find girls interesting.” She replied and flashed an innocent expression to her unnies. Yuri slowly took off her shades with a disbelieved expression was shown next. “Good Lord.”

 

“Unnie, hold me.” Yoona linked arms with Sooyoung when she heard what Seohyun said. Sooyoung was surprised too but she was okay. Hyoyeon went over to turn on the lights and told everyone to drop off the ‘investigation’. “Is this Jung Yonghwa your boyfriend, Joohyun ah?” Seohyun looked at Hyoyeon and nodded in approval. “Yonghwa oppa and I had been gone on a date for 2 months now.” Everyone burst out in panicky again.

 

“2 MONTHS?! YOU MANAGED TO HIDE YOUR RELATIONSHIP FOR 2 MONTHS?!”

“WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST 2 MONTHS WITH THIS GUY?!”

 

Taeyeon gasped at Yuri’s question that she quickly went to grip on Seohyun’s shoulders just like Jessica earlier. “Seo Joohyun, our precious maknae– You haven’t had that with this guy, right?” The dork gave the maknae ‘the look’ and it made everyone gasped before looking at maknae with curiosity. Seohyun replied back a disgusted expression to her unnies afterwards. “Heavenly potatoes NO! Unnie!” Seohyun shyly hit Taeyeon’s shoulder and covered her face due of embarrassment. “The only thing we have done things together are kissing, cuddling–”

 

“NOPE!” Tiffany showed her palm to the maknae. “We still need to meet this guy! We need to make sure he’s good enough for you!” Seohyun looked at Tiffany

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)