Chapter 37

The Dorky Us
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CH37: NOW (TDU Version Part II) | #HappyTaeyeonDay

Yoong Focused Cam

“Aaaand finally, the day has come for Yoong’s video!” Yoong chirped happily and turned the angle to the right, revealing a cuddling Taetae and Sica together. Well, Taetae was covering their bodies with Yoong’s blanket and Sica was on Taetae’s shoulder, looking sleepy but not actually sleeping. “Unnies, say hello!” Taetae smiled to the camera as Sica showed off a ‘V’ sign with her sleepy smiling eyes. Yoong sighed at the two people and turned back the video angle to her face.

 

“Unnies are cheating behind Hyo unnie and Youngie unnie.” Yoong shook her head as if she was disappointed. “Yah!” The video caught Taetae’s faint yell to the cringing Yoong when hearing it. “To the future Taetae unnie and Sica unnie, Yoong dongsaeng hopes that you two unnies will stay loyal to Hyo unnie and Youngie unnie!” Yoong commented as she threw a short glare to the camera before grinning all of the sudden.

 

The video caught Sica’s cough. “Hey, film us too so Hyo and Youngie chu will be jealous.” Sica joked and Taetae responded with an evil tone of ‘Yes’. Yoong quickly placed her video camera on her study table. She then continued on with her video filming with the cuddling Taetae and Sica at the background. “Unnies, do you have anything to say to the future Yoong who will watch this in a few years after this?” Sica cutely rose up her hand and even got a short time to wave at the camera. “Yes, Sica unnie?”

 

“I hope for our Yoong to always stay healthy and don’t eat too much like she is right now! And I wonder why you aren’t a ‘giant ball’ yet? You’ve ate too much food and you still look like a pole!” Sica commented, making Yoong to laugh embarrassingly. And Taetae added in, “Yeah! Yoong, you never gain weight! Waeyo?!” Sica showed her ball fist with a smug expression. Yoong came closer to the camera and was actually trying to whisper at it. “It’s a secret. I have a secret and I’m not telling anyone.”

 

“Yah! What are you saying there?” Taetae glared at her dongsaeng. Yoong only shrugged and was thrown a pillow at her face by Sica. “It’s okay Taetae. We can found out about it when we grow up!” The two unnies of Yoong shared a fist pump together. The atmosphere became quiet afterwards and it lasted for about 20 seconds before Taetae who was checking her phone suddenly released a mischievous laugh. “Ohohoho!” Sica started to whine at her partner oops I meant her friend as she wanted to see what Taetae was doing.

 

Taetae showed her and both of them shared a creepy giggling together. Yoong immediately knew what the two was doing. She turned to the camera and mouthed, “Unnies are watching byun stuffs again.” She shook her whole body in disgust before throwing a pillow to the two grinning duo. “YAH! I’m going to tell Hyo unnie and Joohyun that you two are watching again!” But they replied Yoong with creepy looks. Sica started to beckon Yoong to join them on bed whereas Taetae was winking playfully to their dongsaeng.

 

“We’re watching a burger being poured ketchup and fries getting salts on their bodies.” Sica’s words seemed to attract Yoong’s attention.

 

And so, the shikshin went to join her unnies on her queen-sized bed. “Now that’s what you call !” Sica passed Taetae’s phone to the excited young one. Yoong was all smiling widely at first but when her eyes landed on the video that playing on Taetae’s phone, her expression became pale. “WHAT THE CHEESE! THIS IS DISGUSTING!”

 

“NO! THIS IS HEAVEN!” Taetae snatched her phone from the priceless Yoong and continued on watching the byun video with Sica. Yoong shot a dead stare at her video camera accidentally before she went back to sit on her chair. She adjusted her camera to only focus on her since she knows her unnies are no longer paying attention to her. “Unnies......” Yoong paused as she released a deep sigh. She shook her head in denial of something before glaring at the video camera.

 

“I’ll make sure that Hyo unnie and Youngie unnie will haunt the two of you someday.”

 

 

Taetae’s Focused Cam

“Bbuing bbuing bbuing bbuing~!” Hyo did the aegyo action that made Taetae squealed like a real fan-girl. The camera angle turned back to Taetae’s view, capturing the dork’s shaking her head while squealing before Hyo pulled her so both of them were filmed. “Future me! See how cute your girlfriend back then! CUTEST GIRL IN THE WHOLEEE TAENGNIVERSE!” Hyo laughed at Taetae’s message to the video. She punched Taetae’s arm lightly. “Oh stop it, Taetae. The both of us know that you’re the cutest here. Like for real, my cute Taengoo~~”

 

Taetae smiled cheekily at her girlfriend. She looked at Hyo with a loving stare, making Hyo to feel a little heated on the cheeks; blushing lol. “Yah, why are you looking at me like that? Do you want a kiss or something?” Taetae’s expression got even happier than before. “YES!” And her lips puckered in front of the shy Hyo. “Shouldn’t you turn off the camera first before I give you the ‘heavenly feels’ you always speak of?”

 

“What? Why would I?” Taetae readjusted the camera’s position when Hyo tried to snatch it from her. The dork got her face came closer to Hyo, almost closing the limited gap between them. Hyo was surprised with Taetae’s action and she felt that her face was all red again. “Let the future us be all squealing seeing us.” Taetae grinned before she stole a kiss on her girlfriend’s lips. Hyo squealed a little and quickly pushed Taetae’s face away, causing the dork to almost drop the camera.

 

“You dork! We’re too young to be this romantic!” Hyo made her back confronted with Taetae. The dork just laughed before hugging Hyo from behind, still having the camera to film them. Hyo liked back hugs, especially when Taetae gave her so she didn’t mind about it. She managed to pinch Taetae’s cheek as she gave a message to the video camera. “To the future me, can you see how pathetic this dork is back then? I bet she’s even more pathetic when the time you are watching this!”

 

“And I bet you’re even more beautiful when the time you watch this, my future wife.” Taetae said and leaned in closer to give Hyo a kiss on the cheek. Damn, this dork is full of love when it comes to Hyo. “Now that’s just too cheesy! Where did you learn all of these?!” Hyo flicked Taetae’s forehead. The dork gave a wink in return and even winked at the video camera. “It’s a secret so you better keep this a secret.”

 

“What secret?”

“A secret that you will never know where I got the cheesiness in me.”

“Let me guess, you watch humans with uncontrollable hormones seducing each other with cheesy words?”

“.......NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT–Okay, I did.”

“I thought so.”

 

-

 

“A video camera!” Sunbun’s mood lightened up. She picked up the video camera beside the sleeping Taetae and quickly turned it on. She filmed the dork while she adjusted the video settings. “Ahuh, this is the dork that I’ve been having fights with,” Sunbun said while her hands were working. “But don’t worry, we still love one another. It’s just that we don’t show it to others because we’re actually two pairs of princes for our princess.” She continued and finally done with the video camera. Sunbun filmed herself for a short amount of time and waved at the camera before turning the angle back to the sleeping dork.

 

“And here we have a sleeping Taetae. She was left by Hyo because of Sica but it’s okay. Taetae has,” Sunbun turned the camera angle to her face again. She has the face that was showing that she’s giving a mischievous grin. “Me to receive a prank from.” Sunbun said with a tone that she imitates from a cartoon series. After fixing her hair with the help of the secondary camera, Sunbun shifted back the camera angle to Taetae again. Sunbun went closer and closer until the device was close enough to the sleeping dork.

 

“The moment I’ve been waiting for...” Sunbun said and showed her index finger to the camera. “As soon as I’m done with this, I will send this recording to Hyo!” She said in excitement. And so, Sunbun’s finger started to move closer towards Taetae’s face. “Almost there, almost there~” She stopped her index finger right in front of Taetae; Sunbun wanted to make sure that Taetae was sleeping. When she was very sure with it, she counted in her heart ‘3 2 1’ and picked Taetae’s nose in quick motion before she laughed to herself.

 

“Huh?” Taetae woke up from her sleep when hearing the laughter of her friend. “Sunbun? What are you doing?” She then noticed her video camera was with Sunbun. “And what are you doing with that video camera? It’s my turn, remember?! AND WHERE IS MY HYOHYO?!” Taetae nagged as she started to search for Hyo by looking everywhere surrounding her. Sunbun rewind the recorded video and showed it to Taetae without letting the dork touch the device. Taetae watched the scene where her nose was being picked and her jaw dropped in disbelief.

 

“WHY DID YOU PICKED MY NOSE?! AND WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO FILM IT?!”

Sunbun laughed again before she turned off the video camera. “Because I’m going to show it to Hyo! MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT OF HYO’S LOOOOOVE!” She teased the dork and quickly sped off. Taetae blinked for a moment, trying to process what was happening inside her mind.

“First of all, I’m going to take a deep breath...” Taetae inhaled calmly and then exhaled with a loud scream. “AND NOW I’M GOING TO KILL SUNBUN!”

 

“OH LOOK! I’M GETTING CLOSER TO HYO! HI HYOOO!”

“MY LOOOOVE! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T LET SUNBUN GET TO YOU!”

 

 

Hyunnie’s Focused Cam

“Can I trust you?” Mrs Seo tapped on her one and only daughter’s nose. Hyunnie nodded with an innocent smile. She even gave her mother a hug before Mrs Seo could utter a word. The woman only smiled at her daughter’s sudden affection towards her before she returned back a hug too. “Umma, I promise I will not go out from the car.” Hyunnie said as she cutely showed her palm, telling her mother that she promised. Mrs Seo planted a kiss on her daughter’s head before pinching her daughter’s cheek lightly.

 

“That’s my daughter. Lock the doors!” Mrs Seo left the car and Hyunnie quickly locked the doors before she looked around the car, not wanting any strangers nearby it. Luckily there is none so Hyunnie was quite relief about it. She stared at the video camera that was on her laps besides than her Keroro doll. “Hmm, should I?” She asked herself. Hyunnie shrugged and quickly set up the video camera at the front seat. “Annyeong!”

 

Hyunnie used her Keroro doll to wave at the video camer

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)