Chapter 36

The Dorky Us
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CH36: NOW (TDU Version Part I)

Sica Focused Cam

“I wouldn’t do it if I were you.” Youngie warned before she took a bite on Taetae’s burger. Taetae’s jaw dropped in disappointment when seeing her burger had a giant bite on it. She turned to Youngie in disbelieved and sulked to herself. Sunbun snorted at Youngie’s statement as she her video camera. “Sica won’t dare. She likes me.” Sunbun said, making Youngie shaking her head in denial.

 

“No, no, no, no. Sica only likes ME.” Youngie crossed her arms on her chest. “Go ahead. I would like to see you get punished by the princess.”

Taetae nodded. “Yes, please do. I would like to see you get your s smashed.”

 

Sunbun glared at her dwarf partner. “She won’t do that.”

 

Youngie and Taetae laughed together. It was a mocking laughter for the stubborn bunny-lover. Soon, Yul and Yoong joined them. They were at Miyoung’s house, doing their homework and they have already finished it all. Now they are all waiting for their mothers to fetch them there. “Hey, what’s going on here?” Yoong took a bite on Taetae’s burger that was tempting since the time she laid her eyes on it. Taetae once again dropped her jaw in disappointment and sulked for a few seconds. But then again, Youngie took another bite, leaving Taetae to only eat the little leftover of it.

 

“Sunbun is getting ready to get her s smashed by Sica.” Youngie said after swallowing her food. Taetae who was chewing her food nodded in agreement as the prankster couple’s expressions beamed. “s smashed? ALRIGHT!” Yul punched the air with her fist. Even Yoong was all excited when hearing Youngie’s answer. “s smash! s smash! Your s are too big, unnie. I’m glad you made the right choice to get a smash from Sica unnie.”

 

“YAH! I’M NOT GETTING MY S SMASHED!” Sunbun embarrassingly covered her chest. She ignored the four friends and quietly went to Sica who was sleeping peacefully next to the bookworm Hyunnie. Hyunnie noticed that Sunbun was coming towards her direction but was hushed when she was about to greet Sunbun. “Wae, unnie?” Hyunnie asked when Sunbun was near to her and Sica. Sunbun only beckoned the maknae to stay quiet and began her filming on the sleeping Sica. She took a piece of cucumber from her pocket (ew.) and gently placed it on Sica’s mouth.

 

“s smash! s smash!” Yoong cheered but was hushed by Youngie afterwards. “Aww wae? Can’t we cheer for a smash?”

“We have to be patient.” Youngie said and Yoong only nodded in understood.

 

When Sica inhaled for air, her tongue met with the piece of cucumber and it was awful. The others could tell it from Sica’s sour expression and YoonYul almost burst out laughing when seeing the face that Sica made. It’s a good thing they know how to hold their laughter. Back to Sica, her tongue continued on feeling the cucumber and her expression was just getting even sourer than before. “Pfff–” Sunbun covered . She was about to release a laugh but she was afraid that her video camera might fall off from her hands.

 

“Ughhhh.....” Sica moaned bitterly. She slowly opened her eyes and huffed, causing the piece of cucumber fell off from her lips. She stared at the cucumber for a good few seconds before she looked at Sunbun with a horrid look. Sunbun couldn’t take it anymore and laughed out loud. The past few minutes of witnessing the many faces of Sica were funny to her. Surprisingly Sica joined in her laughter, well, it’s because she likes getting filmed although she was prank most of the time. But as soon as Sunbun dropped off the video camera on the ground, her HellSica mode was rising.

 

Hyunnie saved the video camera that was on the ground and turned it off. “Unnie, why did you do that?” She asked the laughing Sunbun politely. Sunbun was trying to cease her laughter but she just can’t. It was too funny that the other four friends who were watching joined in her laughing. Sica sat up straight and cracked her knuckles before she came closer to Sunbun. “Come here, you bunny.”

 

“Here comes the impact!”

“ smash!!”

 

-

 

“Do we have to thisssss?” Sunbun whined as soon as Hyunnie had done applying cream on the bruise she had on her cheek. Miyoung took out two ice packs while huffing at her partner. She was so mad at Sunbun that she flicked Sunbun’s forehead when hearing Sunbun was trying to appease her. “Oww, Miyoung Honey! Wae you do that?” Miyoung shook her head in disappointment. “I can’t believe you have become one of the pranksters. I thought you said you wouldn’t want to pull a prank at any of us here! How could you?!”

 

Sunbun pouted. “I was bored and Youngie dared me to prank someone!” Miyoung sharply turned her head to Youngie. The shikshin almost got choked by her own food when receiving the glare. She gave an innocent smile to her friend and pointed back at Sunbun. “She’s the one who picked Sica!” Youngie said but Miyoung was still glaring her a glare. It’s the first sign of Miyoung going to ‘kill’ Youngie. Taetae quickly butted in as she was trying to save her shikshin friend from getting the wrath of HellMiyoung. Taetae wa Youngie no likey if HellMiyoung appears. “Yeah! It’s her fault to pick Sica!”

 

“YAH!” The only word that came out from Sunbun’s mouth. Well, I don’t know if ‘Yah’ is a word but yeah. Miyoung just sighed tiredly. She is so done dealing with her two whiny best friends and her pathetic jagiya. Hyunnie pulled Sunbun’s shirt up until Sunbun’s stomach was revealed and took one of the ice packs that Miyoung was holding. “Unnie, you deal with the other one and let me deal with the other one.” Miyoung was confused at first but she understood a few moments later when Hyunnie was prepared with ice pack near Sunbun’s left flat.

 

“Wait!” Sunbun widened her eyes when she noticed what the two girls were trying to do. “Are you both going to put those on me at the same time?!”

 

“OHOHO! WAIT FOR A MINUTE!” Taetae knew what Miyoung and Hyunnie were about to do. The dork quickly Sica’s video camera and started to film the scene. “Yes, please continue!” Sica woke up when Taetae nudged on her a few times. She looked at the scene where Sunbun was avoiding the ice packs from getting nearer and grinned to herself. The princess took a seat beside Youngie afterwards. “Wow, this would be memorable.”

 

Sunbun was already teary but Miyoung and Hyunnie ignored as they proceed on trying to put the ice packs on her. “Yoong! Yul! Help us!” Miyoung whined. The two pranksters quickly held the fighting Sunbun as they laughed mischievously. “NOOOO!” Sunbun cried out, making her friends laughed at her. Hyo quickly went over to help when seeing Hyunnie and Miyoung still couldn’t get a chance to put the ice packs on Sunbun. She cupped on Sunbun’s cheeks and planted a kiss on Sunbun’s lips, causing Sunbun to freeze from moving.

 

Yes, even Taetae was frozen but it’s a good thing she didn’t dropped the video camera. Hyo kissed Miyoung’s cheek as an apology for doing the action afterwards. “I’m sorry! But you can proceed now that she’s frozen like that.” Miyoung nodded in understood. She knew Hyo is such a good helper. And so, Hyunnie and Miyoung finally get to put the ice packs on Sunbun’s aching s. When feeling the icy cold packs on her ‘melons’, Sunbun screamed as loud as she could. It was a long scream too. Her friends who were watching the scene were all covering their own chests except for the ones who held Sunbun.

 

“That’s so cold.” Sica tighten her self-hug with her chest when seeing Sunbun. “But in your face, Sunbun ah. You shouldn’t prank me again!”

“Yeah!” Youngie laughed out loud with the prankster couple. “I should have told you that Aunt Jung taught Sica chu boxing!”

 

“MY S!”

 

 

Sunbun Focused Cam

Sunbun put her video camera on top of the television and turned it on. When the video was filming, she waved at the camera. “Hello future me! I am in future wife’s house. Hehehe, future wife. Miyoung Honey Baby~!” Sunbun started to talk to her video camera while doing some cute gestures. Suddenly Miyoung came from behind and hugged her partner surprisingly, making Sunbun yelped. “Sunbun Honey Baby!” Miyoung chirped happily as she flashed an eye-smile to the video camera. Sunbun copied Miyoung with the eye-smile and they both shared a short kiss for the camera.

 

DING DONG!

 

“PIZZAAAAAA!” Yoong came running out from the kitchen and headed straight to the door. When sh

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)