Chapter 32

The Dorky Us
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CH32: Prank Day

 

“Aiyaiyai I’m a little butterfly! Aiyayai I’m a little butterfly! Aiyayai I’m a litt–”

BAM! A fist banged on the annoying device. It’s a good thing it didn’t break or else her mother needs to buy another new alarm clock. The first thing Yul did after lifting her head from her pillow and sat up straight was stretching her whole body. She wore her cap and putting down her feet on the floor to wear her Mickey slippers before she started to do her yoga stretching on the floor. Just as she had done with her stretching, her brother came inside the room and threw a flour packet to her face.

 

“HA! I GET YOU FIRST! HAPPY PRANK DAY SISTAAA! MUAHAHA!” Yul’s brother, Hyukjun greeted before he quickly ran downstairs when hearing their mother called for him. Yul wiped off her face and groaned. “Damn it! It’s today!” She quickly went to the bathroom while dialling someone’s number using her phone. She wiped off the dirt using a face towel while on the line with the caller who picked up her call.

 

“Good morning Yoong baby! Do you know what day today is?” Yul asked while grinning and wiping her face.

 

“I know! I know! TODAY IS MONDAY! YAY MONDAY!”

 

Yul laughed when noticing that her partner was actually imitating her line. “No, baby. It’s Tuesday today.”

 

“......Oh...”

“But not just an ordinary Tuesday though!”

“Oh boy! Is it Free Food from Yul unnie Tuesday?!?!?!”

“YAH! That’s Thursday schedule! You didn’t really forget today’s date right?!”

“Um.......I forgot.....Heh.....unnie, saranghae....”

 

Yul sighed as she face-palmed herself before she let out a force smile to the mirror in front of her. “It’s Prank Day, baby. Prank Day.” The caller was silent for a few minutes before suddenly a loud (yet so cute) evil giggle came through the line. Yul was cheered up by it and she quickly followed along. “Our main victim today is?!”

 

“ALL OF OUR FRIENDS! MUHUHUHAHAHAHA–*cough cough cough*”

 

“....You okay there?” Yul asked awkwardly.

 

“Ahuh, yeah, *cough*. Unnie! Meet you later at the Park, otay? *cough cough* YAH UMMA WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS WAFF–”

‘tut tut tut tut tut tut’

 

“It’s time to make history!” Yul quickly went inside the bathtub and started to have a bubble bath while thinking of the things she and Yoong would be doing to their friends today. A lot of things came inside her mind and it made her giggle to herself like a crazy person. It’s a good thing no one was with her at the moment.

 

-

 

After Yul have already done bathing and ate her breakfast, she quickly went to pack up the things that she wanted to bring to the park. When Yul was about to leave, she saw her mother was at the garden watering the plants. “Ummaaaa! I’m going to the park!” Mrs Kwon stopped from her gardening activities and looked at her daughter who was at the backyard porch. “Oh, okay! I baked pies for you and your friends. Why don’t you bring it along hmm?”

 

“Pies?” Yul grinned and waved at her mother before she proceeded to the kitchen. “Yes. Prank’s best friend!” She packed up only three of the Pies. Yul thought of something all of the sudden and took another Pie afterwards. She tip-toed upstairs to her brother’s room quickly. “Your turn.” Yul whispered and opened the door before throwing the Pie right at her brother’s face. “HA! HAPPY PRANK DAY BROTHAAA! MUAHAHAHA!”

 

“DAMN IT YUL!” Hyukjun whined as he quickly wiped off his face. “MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! GAHH! COME HERE YOU!” Yul quickly ran out from the house and went on her bicycle. Just as his brother was about to fire her using the water hose that he snatched from their mother, Yul was already pedalling faster on the road. She teasingly waved at his brother before disappearing through a junction.

 

-

 

“Yoong!”

“Yul!”

“AHHH!” The two pranksters hugged each other and gave kisses on their lips as the usual greeting. They settled down on their usual spot in the park and Yoong took out a piece of paper from her bag-pack while Yul ate the Pie that she brought. “So, who would be our first victim of the day?” Yoong asked as she gets feed by Yul for the Pie. Yul swallowed her food before answering. “Let’s start with the easy category: Sica, Sunbun and Joohyun.”

 

“Okay! That would be easy!” Yoong teased. “Next shall be the easier category! Taetae, Hyohyo and Youngie. The grand finale would be Miyoung!” She continued. The pranksters looked at each other with grinning faces before they started to giggle creepily to one another. “Miyoung~ Muhuhuhahahahaha!” The two started to prepare their things afterwards as they danced randomly. Since their friends haven’t arrived yet, they ate another Pie and made lovey dovey moments together since they missed each other dearly.

 

-

 

Victim Number One: Joohyun

“Hello unnies.” Hyunnie happily waved at the couple who were smiling innocently to her. “What are you doing?” She took a seat next to Yoong and tried to take a peek behind Yul who have her hands behind her. Yoong gave a side-hug to her dongsaeng and cuddled her cosily before snapping her fingers to Yul. “We got a present for you!” Yul showed the big headed and small body Keroro stuff toy. “We made it especially for you, dongsaeng ah!”

 

“Unnies, Christmas isn’t here yet.” Hyunnie giggled while she happily accepted the Keroro. “We know, we know. Just count this as an early present from us, otay? We made it just for you!” Yoong said as she backed away from Hyunnie. Yul caught Yoong into her embrace and both of them backed away some more. Hyunnie didn’t noticed their sudden changes of expression since she was busy hugging the Keroro. “Thank you, unnies! Though you get the eyes wrong for Keroro...”

 

“Oh! Do you know that it can talk too? All Joohyun’s got to do is shake it and it will talk!” Yul informed. Hyunnie was clueless for a moment and was helped by Yoong. “You do it like this!” Yoong shook her hands upwards and downwards as a demonstration and Hyunnie followed her unnie’s moves. When suddenly Hyunnie heard a beep from the stuff toy, she was stunned. “Happy Prank Day!” The stuff toy spoke before its head exploded with water inside it.

 

Hyunnie was splashed by the water when her present exploded. She looked at her laughing unnies with tears started to build in her eyes. “Unnies!” The pranksters laughed and quickly hugged their dongsaeng to comfort her. “You evil unnies! I was starting to like the plushie you made for me!” Hyunnie pouted as she wiped off her tears though it hasn’t come out yet.

 

“Aww, we’re sorry dongsaeng ah. Today is Prank Day and you are our first target.” Yul explained as she helped to wipe off Hyunnie’s face motherly while Yoong went to take something from her bag-pack. She returned back with a cookie and a new plushie for the maknae. “Here! Have a cookie and a new Keroro. We promise there’s nothing inside the plushie. See? Its head is normal!” Yoong smiled cheerfully for Hyunnie.

 

Hyunnie sighed and accepted the Keroro plushie before eating the cookie. “Otay, I forgive unnies. Just for this time’s prank.” The two pranksters laughed and hugged their dongsaeng again. “Joohyun ah, since you have been pranked by us, you are now on our team! We provide free cookies.” Yoong said. Hyunnie only nodded in understood and was told the couple’s next plan and victim.

 

 

Victim Number Two: Sunbun

“Sunbun unnie!” Hyunnie ran to the girl who had just arrived at the park. Sunbun paused her Nintendo game and loosely head-locked her dongsaeng’s head before continuing her game. “Is your Miyoung unnie here yet?” She asked. Hyunnie shook her head innocently and brought Sunbun to her usual spot. The maknae looked over at two pranksters on top of the tree and only nodded in respond when Yoong asked her to move away.

 

“Unnie, I’m going to play at the sandbox now.” Hyunnie released from Sunbun’s embrace and stood up. “Aw, you’re leaving unnie alone?” Sunbun pouted while still eyes on the Nintendo screen. Hyunnie just smiled. “Just for awhile.” She said and quickly ran a few metres from the tree. “Unnie!” Hyunnie called to grab Sunbun’s attention. The gamer looked away from her game screen and confusingly looked at the maknae.

 

“Unnie should put away your Nintendo.” Hyunnie advised. Sunbun blinked and obediently put away her Nintendo. “Waeyo, Joohyun ah?” Sunbun asked. As she was about to stand up, a pail of water suddenly rained on her from the top of the tree. Of course she was shocked. It gets even shocking when a big bunny plushie landed on her arms. She screamed at the plushie since the eyes of the stuff toy was creepy and was crayoned with red in colour. Sunbun threw the bunny away and ran away from the tree hysterically.

 

“MUHUHUHAHAHAHAHA!” Yoong fell off from the tree but it didn’t hurt though since she was busy laughing out loud. Even her alligator laugh was shown during her laughter session. Hyunnie couldn’t help but to laugh but soon she felt bad and ended up chasing the panic Sunbun who was running around the playground. “HAPPY PRANK DAY!” Yul yelled at Sunbun before she laughed some more on the branch.

 

 

Victim Number Three: Sica

“This would be easy.” Yoong said as Yul took out a plastic full of cucumber slices. They laughed evilly and hid behind a bush when Sica’s car arrived. They knew the princess doesn’t ride her bicycle that often. While Sica was walking to her spot, the two pranksters were caught by Sunbun behind the bushes. It’s a good thing they were far away from Sica.

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)