Chapter 23

The Dorky Us
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CH23: How We Met #1 (SooTaeNy’s Story)

                 

“Ah, my pretty angel is here!” Sunbun waved at her lover who was coming towards her. Miyoung who heard what Sunbun said, blushed instantly and returned back a wave of greeting. “You arrived early today.” She said as she landed her bottom on Sunbun’s folding legs and entered the girl’s embrace. They exchanged kisses on cheeks before continuing their conversation.

 

“Hmm, Sunbun couldn’t wait to meet Miyoung.” Sunbun admitted with a shy grin. “But Sunbun Honey, we have just parted from each other earlier at the school bus.” Miyoung said and made Sunbun clutched her chest dramatically. “Ohh. That was such a heartbreaking moment.” Miyoung chuckled at the silly Sunbun.

 

“Pabo yah~ we were just being sent home and look! We meet again, right?” Miyoung lightly pinched her partner’s cheek. “Hmm, okay.” Sunbun gave a pout while nodding understandingly. Miyoung entwined their fingers together and sighed dreamily. “Sunbun Honey~ if it’s possible, we could move in together soon!”

 

Sunbun looked puzzled so Miyoung continued, “Miyoung means that Sunbun and Miyoung could live in one big house with Prince Fluffy when we grow up in the future.” The puzzled girl changed her expression into a bright one with that pretty eye-smile that could melt Miyoung. “That sounds so cool! We could meet with each other every time then?”

 

“Um!” Miyoung nodded cutely. She stood up after realized that she might caused Sunbun’s legs to become numb. “Sunbun Honey~” Miyoung called out. Sunbun looked up at her partner and still, having that cute smile on her face. “Let’s go and be with our friends over there.” Miyoung pointed on another tree which is across the field. Sunbun nodded in agreement before she immediately was pulled by her partner.

 

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“Hello! What are you guys talking about?” Sunbun asked as soon as they arrived at the huge shady tree. Taetae shrugged, “Nothing.” Sunbun looked at her weirdly. “Nothing?” The dork huffed and pressed her forehead on her lover’s shoulder. “We are bored.”

 

“Unnies, how about we tell a story to each other?” Hyunnie suggested. Instead of turning maknae’s suggestion down, they slightly agreed since they have nothing else to do. “Okay yay!” Maknae started to clap her hands and the others followed her awkwardly. “Who has a story to tell?” They looked at each other. When Taetae met with Sica’s eyes, the princess mouthed her to tell a story.

 

“Sica unnie?” Sica sat up straight when she heard her name was called. She looked at the maknae and smiled. “Sorry, baby. I don’t have anything to share...” She said with a pout. Hyunnie nodded understandingly and turned to the dork that was in deep thoughts. “Taetae unnie?”

 

“I HAVE ONE!” Taetae snapped her fingers and managed to grab everyone’s attention. “Taetae will tell a story about how we met!” She said, eyeing on Youngie and Miyoung, her two and only closest friends who she grew up with. “Can I, guys?” Miyoung seemed okay with it alongside with the ‘busy munching on her cookie’ shikshin. The two friends nodded and Taetae smiled at their approval.

 

“Ok! Look up everyone!” Taetae said and all of them followed her pointing. “Miyoung ah, Youngie ah, help me with the story arasso?” She said suddenly, making everyone looked at her back. “Okay.” Miyoung and Youngie said together. “Look up again!” Taetae commanded whiningly. “Eish.” Sunbun looked up alongside with the others.

 

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“Ah...kkook-kee.” Youngie happily picked a cookie from the cookie jar and began to munch it slowly, enjoying the taste of it. She was so high afterwards, her imaginations started to go wild as she was riding a ‘cookie horse’ while sitting with a ‘cookie prince’ and–Oh you get the point with all the cookies related. Anyway, Youngie soon was munching on her 6th cookie. She was eating as she glanced around the park and stopped at exactly 180 degree turn when there was kid, giving her a toothy smile.

 

Youngie stopped munching and looked up to the kid’s face. “Yooooo!” The kid greeted with a priceless duck-face expression and trust me, it was the cutest duck-face ever ermahgerd. Youngie stared at the kid for awhile before planting a smile. “Hello.” She said and continued to munch on her food.

 

“My name is Taetae! And you are....?”

“Youngie.”

“Okay then!”

 

“Do you have any friends to play with?” Asked Taetae and Youngie replied back a short ‘no’. Taetae looked at the cookie and Youngie seemed to notice it. She offered a cookie afterwards but the dork denied it with a polite smile.

 

“Oh no, it’s okay.” Taetae said while eyeing on the cookie jar that was in between the shikshin’s folding legs. She took it in a quick motion and quickly ran away from the iceberg shikshin. “Y...Yah....” Youngie managed to utter a word. Taetae smiled toothily again and winked at the shikshin. “If you can take back this cookie jar then I’ll be your friend!” She said.

 

At first, Youngie was just pouting but soon, her eyes became teary and then KABOOM! There she goes, bursting out crying while running away from the kid. “UWAAAH!!!!” Taetae’s smile disappeared instantly. She scratched her head while wondering, “I thought it would work. Jiwoong oppa must have taught me wrong.” Taetae pouted and went to find the shikshin.

 

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“You stole Youngie’s cookie jar?!” Sica asked as Hyo let out a shocking gasp. “Yah! Jiwoong oppa once told me that we can make friends by snatching their belongings in a friendly way and then teased them about it.” Taetae explained and received a smack from Sica on her arm. “From what I heard on your story, you weren’t really that friendly!!”

 

“True, true. Youngie was in the level of entering a level 10 nightmare!” Youngie said. Taetae pouted while rubbing her arm. “Can Taetae please continue? Because it gets even awesome!” The others nodded together and continued to listen to the story. “Youngie’s favourite part.” Youngie grinned happily as Taetae rolled her eyes annoyingly.

 

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“Youngie yah! Where are you?” Taetae was busy searching for the shikshin while holding the cookie jar tightly, carefully not wanting it to slip away from her hands. She went to look at the shikshin at the field but there was no sign of her. Taetae sighed and sat on the grassy ground in defeated. “Oh well, Taetae should wait.....”

 

Without her knowing, Youngie was on top on a tree. She was just a few metres away from the dork who staring blankly at the cookie jar. “It...is...time....” Youngie said, squeezing her eyes with suspicious brows. The shikshin made sounds from the branch to catch Taetae’s attention and so, she successfully did when she tried with squirrel sounds.

 

“Oh boy! A squirrel!” Taetae took the cookie jar with her and went under the tree. She looked up and tried to find the ‘squirrel’. “Where are you squirrel?” Walking round, round and around the tree while eyes up on the branches. Youngie took a deep breath and made a surprising jumping appearance from one of the branches. Taetae yelled in shocked when she saw the girl was about to land directly

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)