Chapter 20

The Dorky Us
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CH20: A Day in Youngie’s House

 

“DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG!” Yoong yelled even before Sica could press the doorbell navigate. Hyo let out a cute giggle and patted Yoong’s shoulder. The door swung open and a teenage girl greeted the three girls. None of them know each other so the three of them ended up staring blankly at the older girl who was also staring at them back. When something suddenly hit Sica on her mind, she giggled and hugged the older girl. “Annyeong, Soojin unnie! It’s me, Sica! Youngie’s princess~” Sica said as Hyo also remembered back the girl.

 

“Oh right! Soojin unnie!” Hyo smiled as Yoong gave a bow. “But...I don’t remember any of you...” Jinnie said blankly. Suddenly, Taetae came from behind the older girl and gave a hug. “Unnie, these are Sica, Yoong and Taetae’s one and only Hyo! How can you forget about them?” Taetae whined. Jinnie moved closer to Hyo’s face and observed her. Hyo and Taetae were both shocked at Jinnie’s sudden move. “Yaaah! DON’T YOU DARE KISS MY LOVE, UNNIE.” Taetae roughly pulled Jinnie away from Hyo before pulling Hyo into a tight hug.

 

“I wasn’t going to kiss her!” Jinnie said in a whining tone and let the three kids came inside. “Unnie is sorry that unnie almost forgot about you three. I only remember that baby faced with the adorable looking hairstyle...uhm, Bunbun?” Miyoung shook her head and pinched Jinnie’s waist. “It’s Sunbun!” Jinnie flinched at the pain. “Whatever! Now that your friends are here, go and take care of Youngie while unnie will have some alone time with food.” Miyoung smiled as the older girl exited the living room to the kitchen.

 

“Come! Let’s go to Youngie’s room!” Taetae excitedly ran upstairs while the others followed her from behind. “Youngie! Our friends are–YAAAH!” THUD! Miyoung slapped her forehead and quickly rushed to Youngie’s room. “I wonder what happen.” Hyo wondered as Yoong and Sica only shrugged. As the three friends entered Youngie’s room, they froze near the door when they saw the three friends in an awkward position. “What are you–” “ANIYO MY LOVE! IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT’S LIKE!” Taetae burst out shockingly as she quickly got up from on top of Youngie.

 

“Sica!” Youngie chirped happily as she saw her princess. Miyoung slowly un-straddled herself from Youngie’s legs and went to Sica. She knelt in front of the princess with her hands entwined together. “Miyoung didn’t do anything! Please don’t give Miyoung the scary Sica stare! Pretty please!” She started to beg. Youngie laughed and threw her Woody doll to Miyoung. “Aigoo, Miyoung ah~! Miyoung didn’t do anything wrong, okay? Sica yah, come here!” Youngie patted the empty space beside her while giving a smile to Sica.

 

Sica nodded and patted Miyoung’s head. “There, there.” She quickly ran to the bed afterwards. “Youngie chu~! What happen?” Sica pouted while hugging the sick shikshin on the waist. “Ah...Taetae forgot to bring her burger with her and Taetae put it on the nightstand and and so Youngie wants a bite and and an–” “Now, now Youngie. We don’t use ‘and’ too many times in a sentence.” Taetae reminded as Miyoung nodded in agreement. Youngie only pouted and crossed her arms. “Youngie wants burger!”

 

“Andwae! Youngie is sick!” Sica frowned. Youngie was shocked at Sica’s sudden expression. She immediately pulled her princess into a hug. “Arasso, my princess! Youngie will not eat burgers until Youngie is healthy.” Youngie said. Sica flashed a beautiful smile to her partner and snuggled warmly on the shikshin’s neck. “And so, Yoong gets the prize!” Yoong chirped happily as she took the burger from Taetae’s hand. “But that’s my burger!!”

 

“Then today is your unlucky day!” Yoong shrugged and ate the burger happily. Taetae pouted and sulkily stared at the eating girl. “Hyo, it’s time to do your job as Taetae’s loooove.” Miyoung playfully tease the blushing girl and tried to get her closer to her friend. “Taetae yah~” Hyo called out and immediately the dork melted. “My loooove. I want my sugar!!” Taetae cupped on Hyo’s bottom before pulling her into a sweet kiss. “YAH!” Miyoung interrupted their kiss while trying to remove Taetae’s hand on Hyo’s bottom by slapping it rapidly.

 

“I’m out of burger.” Yoong pouted. Youngie narrowed her eyes to the shikshin junior and pointed at the door. “Jinnie unnie is cooking something. Go check it and bring some for me secretly.” Youngie playfully whispered the last sentence. “Don’t come back until you’re done eating.” Sica glared at Yoong. “A–Arasso!! Sorry Youngie~” Yoong whispered the last part and ran out from the room. Noises suddenly were heard from downstairs. “Miyoung will go and check on Yoong.” Miyoung said and ran downstairs.

 

“Taetae and Hyo will be at the living room.” Taetae smirked and entwined her fingers with Hyo. Unfortunately, Sica roughly pulled Hyo on the bed with her before a tight hug. “NO. Taetae will do byun things to Hyo again if Taetae and Hyo are all alone.” Hyo giggled as Taetae only pouted. “Taetae promise Taetae will not be byun!” Sica glared at the dork unsurely. “Oh really?” “Yes. Really.” Taetae nodded. “Now give me back my Hyohyo!”

 

“Not just yet.” Sica said as Taetae huffed. “What should Taetae do to make Sica give Taetae’s Hyohyo baaaack~?” Taetae asked politely with a little bit of sarcasm. “1000 minus 1?” Sica asked in a terrifying tone. “BUT SICAAA! TAETAE ONLY HAVE 10 FINGERS!” Taetae whined as fell on her knees. “Use your brain, Taetae yah~” Hyo whispered softly. Taetae pouted and began to imagine things just like how Hyo taught her. When she has finally solved it, she stood up back on her feet. “999 Butts!!”

 

“What?” Sica looked at her friend confusingly as Youngie broke into laughter. “Oh. Sica yah, Taetae imagined butts while doing mathematics always. She says it helps her.” Hyo explained. Sica huffed and released her friend after giving a kiss on the cheek. “Take care of my friend or you DIE!!” Sica said as Taetae happily led Hyo out of the room. “Wae you so protective towards Hyo, my princess~?” Youngie asked. “Because Youngie’s friend is so byun and Sica hates byun. Only Sica can be byun.” Sica mumbled the last sentence. Youngie smiled and planted a soft kiss on Sica’s cheek afterwards. “Arasso.”

 

-

 

Munch. Munch. Munch.

 

“Aish, Miyoung ah. Are you gonna let your friend eat all of my spaghetti?!” Jinnie whined at her dongsaeng. Miyoung only waved a hand to the older girl and gave a packet of pasta. “Go and cook again then, unnie. Yoong doesn’t let anyone eat her food.” Miyoung said. “But that’s my fooood!” Jinnie whined. “NYAAAH.” Yoong cried out happily and pointed at the telephone that was near to where Miyoung was. “Unnie~ can Yoong call Yul?”

 

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)