Chapter 14

The Dorky Us
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CH14: Back Being Innocent

 

“My loooove!” The dork immediately ran to her partner as soon as she stepped out from her mother’s car. Hyo widened her eyes and ran away from the dork without looking back. “Eh? MY LOVE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?” Taetae whined as she chased the choding and failed to catch up. “My love?” Taetae’s knees dropped on the ground as her eyes were teary. “DON’T YOU LOVE ME?!” She yelled dramatically and soon was hit by a rock on her head.

 

“Owww! WHO THREW THAT?” Taetae rubbed her head while she looked around the place. “I’ve told Taetae that is Hyo’s turn to give a hug attack!!” Hyo appeared from behind a tree where Sunbun and Miyoung were. They giggled at the couple and continued doing their own things. Taetae didn’t even take a minute to smile at her partner’s cuteness. She spread her arms wide and had a huge grin plastered on her face. “COME TO TAETAE!”

 

“My looove~!” Hyo imitated Taetae’s voice as she ran towards the dork and gave her a ‘hug attack’. They laughed together as they fell on the ground. “Annyeong love!” Hyo brushed their cheeks together while Taetae giggled at her. “Hello, my lovely loving love Hyoyeonie! How are you feeling today?” Taetae cuddled her partner while staring at her eyes. “Hmm....” Hyo hummed as she slowly plastered a bright smile. “Hyo feels happy!”

 

“Good!” Taetae pinched Hyo’s cheek gently and pulled both of them to stand up on their feet again. “How about Taetae?” Hyo held hands with Taetae as they walk happily around the park when suddenly Taetae stopped walking. “Taetae feels...” She wrapped an arm around Hyo’s waist and pulled the girl closer which nearly made their lips crash with one another. “Great.” Taetae had a little smirk while Hyo was blushing madly. “Aish. What was that?” Hyo pushed Taetae’s face away from her while she blushed some more.

 

Taetae laughed heartily while she removed her hand from Hyo’s waist and held back the girl’s hand. “Taetae was just trying to be romantic!” She said while swinging their hands. “Sometimes Taetae can be too romantic, you know!” Hyo whined. Taetae looked at her partner with a puzzled expression. “What does Hyo mean?” She asked. “Hyo means Taetae can be sooo naughty! We are still kids, Taetae ah.” Hyo explained as Taetae lazily sighed.

 

“It doesn’t matter to Taetae.” Taetae said stubbornly while Hyo looked at her with a bitter expression. “Doesn’t matter to Taetae? Yah! We are under age, Taetae yah!” Hyo argued. Noticing how mad Hyo was, Taetae gave a defeated adorable puppy face to her partner. “Arasso, my loooove. What should Taetae do to make Hyo not mad at Taetae no more?” Taetae asked with curiosity. “No kissing too rough and wild, No touching Hyo’s and No saying byun things!” Hyo nagged as Taetae whined. “Whaaaaat?”

 

“No touching Hyo’s ? WAE?!” Taetae pretended to cry though she understands why. Hyo looked at her unpleasantly and again, she gave up. “Arasso.” Taetae nodded with a blank expression. Hearing her response, Hyo smiled at her partner and pulled her into a hug. “But Taetae can kiss Hyo as long as Taetae like IF Taetae behaves.” Hyo planted a soft peck on Taetae’s lips. “Taetae promise to behave for my loooove!” Hyo smiled even more with her eyes and nodded understandingly. “Let’s build Royal HyoTae castle!” Taetae dragged her partner to the sandbox afterwards.

 

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“Sicaaaa~ My Sicachu~” Youngie did an aegyo to her princess and soon she received a hard punch on the face. “Eeek! Aegyo is gross!” Sica squirmed her body in disgust. Suddenly she realized that Youngie was unconscious on the ground with a little bit of blood leaking out from her nose. “YOUNGIE!” Sica panicked and shook Youngie many times but failed to wake her up. “Should I do the Kishy kish CPR?” Sica asked herself and thought of it for a moment. “Mmm....okay!” Sica smiled and was about to close the gap when she realized there were bloods.

 

“Ahhh! So creepy!” Sica removed herself from Youngie and stood up. “What should Sica do now?” She whined and looked around. Suddenly she saw Hyunnie was walking on her direction and she immediately started to panicked again. “JOOHYUN! WOULD YOU PLEASE GO THAT WAY~?” Sica yelled as she pointed at another direction. Hyunnie obediently went the other way as Sica release a sigh of relief. She turned her attention back at the unconscious Youngie and pouted. “Sica needs to save Youngie!” Sica said and ran to her mother. “MOMMY!”

 

“Dear heavenly pillows! You scared mommy! What is it, princess?” Mrs. Jung asked her daughter. “Mommy, I want....Tissues.” Sica chewed her lips while she looked at her mother with her adorable face (with them sparkling anime eyes!). “Please.” She added as Mrs. Jung smiled pleasantly to her daughter. “Here you go. You know where to throw right?” Sica nodded cutely and took the tissues from her mother’s hand. “Thank you, mommy.” Sica planted a soft kiss on her mother’s cheek and

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lightfuryeji
#1
Chapter 100: I was confused reading the chatroom. I thought my username is mentioned. Hahaha
stoodoverdaline #2
Chapter 70: I'M FINALLY BACK ASASAJDSGSFHAGCSDGMDHSKFH

I'm loving every cheesiness pouring over their private chats ;v; what a great chapter to comeback to OHMYGAH they're all so cute and not solo and cute and not solo and cute and--ok pardon me I'm just bitter about loneliness suddenly

yonghwa, man that's what you get for dating the maknae of eight gangsta unnies :') kinda felt sorry for you but on second thought nahhh you're lucky to have seobb I WILL HUNT YOU IF YOU HURT HER SO MAKE THAT NINE GANGSTA UNNIES

*clears throat*

my fingers were curling the most during soosica's part, I just--I can't--every time they exchanged a 'chu' my cheese ratio jumped nine hundred scales. most fluff goals is awarded to sunbun and ppany because =u= ahahahahaha I don't even know I just really can see myself doing this kind of fluff. most relatable fluff is none because me ish a lone potato.

*hugs my physics book* I still have ya.

......did that sound too desperate?

*wipes sweat* alright. I'm back now sooo! I'll try to comment a chapter each day :) see you in the next comment!
stoodoverdaline #3
Chapter 69: LMAOOOOOOOOOO TAENG YOU'RE SOOOOO LUCKY IT'S SICA AND NOT JOOHYUN. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if it was joohyun, she'd ban you from entering the dorm for at least a month and you'll have to sneak in ninja-style just to meet hyohyo. cue Titanic OST to emphasize how tragic your love story would be for that whole month.

(you seem elated imagining my sufferings...)

who me? what are you saying of course I'm not elated c:

(...riiiiiiiiight.)

anyways, my midterm exams started yesterday and will be going on 'till the next two weeks so if I temporarily disappeared from this comment section you'll know why ^^ I'll come back though! I've already written 'continue to comment TDU' in my to-do list with bolded, highlighted, underlined caps letters.
so see you later~ :D
stoodoverdaline #4
Chapter 67: poor joohyun, she has to endure this kind of happenings everyday. may God graces you with patience and sense of humor matching that of your unnies, so at least you can enjoy things they found hilarious--

(are you saying that I don't have a good sense of humor?)

--now now, I know a dangerous question when I see one so I'll just refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one to confirm my action.

so at the end of the day, the successful smooth talkers are yul and youngie, huh? :)))))

(I don't know, youngie just has to slip once and pick up line sica as a cucumber--)

(YUL YOU TOTALLY DON'T SUGGEST THAT)

(WHAT IF I DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

(*HAIR GRABS*)

*blinks*

sooo... while we wait for those two to finish wrestling... did miyoung really give tae five cans of redbull?

(*nods*)

to reiterate sica: good gracious, miyoung.

anyways, I want to say that I actually had commented on chapter 68 a whiiiiiiile back, so next comment would be for chapter 69! :D
see you in the next comment, author~~~
stoodoverdaline #5
Chapter 66: LMAO IS THIS TAE'S BIRTHDAY OR IS THIS 'LET'S BULLY TAE BY SAYING I LOVE YOU TO HYO'-DAY???? these mischievous bunch :)))))))

though they're right taeyeon really does look like she's aging backwards how is it even possible... does she find the fountain of youth? me is envious beyond words, hmphhh =n=

although today isn't really taeyeon's birthday, still~ wish you much, much happiness, you dork <3 sometimes when I feel down or questioning life and my purpose to keep going towards tomorrow, I listen to 'I' and gain strength :) thank you for singing, thank you for being in my life!

(*hyo glowers slowly*)

what? teh paragraph up there is written in a purely platonic adoration, hyo.

(oh phew. a'right. carry on.)

*carries a bunch of tasks*

well would you see that, real life responsibilites! HAH. bye for now, everyone :3 *waves waves*
stoodoverdaline #6
Chapter 65: is Kissing Day really exist???

(what is it to you.)

well, I need the confirmation so I could sleep the day away, since--

(since you're a solo. *nods* I see.)

joohyun, could you not confirm my single life with such unsymphatetic expression?

(*is looking at you with obvious pity*)

I... okay I'm... I don't know whether to feel better or...

*blocks joohyun from my view*

SO.

the sarang nom nom is making a comeback! so cute. them all so cute. CRIES. why do you guys have to be so cute. EVEN YOU, JOOHYUN. you and your misfortunes to witness your unnies' gayness. NO WAIT THAT'S A FORTUNE. AND NO, JOOHYUN, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BEG TO DIFFER--

*is blocked by joohyun for strangling her freedom of expression*

thank you for writing this chapte! :D
stoodoverdaline #7
Chapter 64: ............

*is suddenly conscious of mah own * D:

no but have you ever wondered once in your life if SNSD is the pioneer of members'--loving girl group? I mean, they even passed the torch to Joohyun (not Joohyun YOU, Joohyun, but the other Joohyun, the Bae one--THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A BAE YOURSELF, just that--ARGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT).

*scrolls back up a bit*

oh, Joohyun blocked most of them. serve you right y unnies!

*is then blocked by the five*

............

(I'm sorry. Unnies' egos are fragile things.)

I could see that, yeah.

But well,

you do have a nice --

*is blocked by Joohyun*

--wow, great weather outside, what a nice world we live in. look, that clouds resemble a fish eye, don't you th--

*is blocked by xolovestephi*

--holy Hell damn.

I better shut up now before youngie and hyo block me too. *swallows* alright, see you in the next comment ^^;

*is blocked by forever_young24 and watashiwahyo*

WHUT

WHAT DID I DO WRONG

UNFAIR

*sulks off to real life D:*
stoodoverdaline #8
Chapter 63: first of all, /poop emoji/.

second of all, /poop emoji/.

(IT WAS REALLY BAD OKAY)

oh, I didn't say anything about it being bad or not :>

(I HATE YOU.)

love you too, hyo. /poop emoji/ HA. on the other hand, I quite understand when your bowel's activity is causing your life to be thrown off balance, for I have experienced it several times before. though, I'm not on the dramatic side, and so never caused a national-scale of panic to spread around my friends when my stomach is acting up--

(it WAS NOT a national scale panic--)

--taetae's reaction said otherwise, hyo. you can't fight me on this. look at tae's face and tell me she's not about to call the President and urge for a national troops to be sent for a searching.

(...I hate you.)

love you too. /poop emoji/. :>

(no pork bellies for you.)

I'm quite alright with that, for I myself don't consume anything containing pork, so--

(NO LOVE FOR YOU.)

--hyo, is that really necessary?

(unnie, the commenter is right, that was totally unnecessary. apologize.)

I'm... I'm okay, Joohyun... I'm just... reminded of my loneliness, I guess... and...

(SORRY. I don't know you're that depressing! D:)

it's /poop emoji/ okay /poop emoji/ hyo /poop emoji/. :'>

(...............)

(NO UNNIE DONT DO IT AGAIN)

alright, before you curse me with anything worse than love, I'll excuse myself for I have assignments to do.
laters, everyone!
/poop emoji/ :D
stoodoverdaline #9
Chapter 62: I'm very, very, thoroughly surprised that the cake in YoonYul's room wasn't befallen by some sort of... erm... 'accident'. Like, being eaten by Yoong, for example.

Actually no, I'm more surprised by the fact that you guys didn't try hard enough to hide the cake in a place completely unknown to Youngie--

(YAH. Don't you know that Youngie knows every corner of our dorm???)

Well, there's always the neighbor's house--

(AND HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT NO 'ACCIDENTS' WILL BEFALL THE CAKE OVER THERE?)

Well, it's not like you put the non-decoy cake in a completely safe place, either--

(*Yoong glares*)

--or maybe I should just shut up. Yeah, maybe I will do that.

Um.

Sunny, is your credit card healthy?

(Uncle asked me why I haven't grown taller with all the cakes I bought with my credit card.)

...............

(YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW I FELT--)

OH WHAT, I think my lecturer calls my name, time to go, buhbye!!!

*runs away*
stoodoverdaline #10
Chapter 61: T____________T

taetae, you wounded me. you wounded me because you made this loneliness in me even more obvious than before.

Jk.

WHY IS HYOTAE'S MISUNDERSTANDING SO CUTE.

not even an ounce of drama. well, other than taetae's earlier monologue, but sick person tends to think negatively of the world. I do, at least. BUT YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. the only person I've ever given post it memos was my tablemate and it was to request her to ask some questions to our Bio teacher, because I temporarily lost my voice that day. sigh.

*squishes taetae* AND YAH. DON'T EVER THINK OF HYO LEAVING YOU. and don't be sad because then hyo will be sad too. do you want hyo to be sad?? EXACTLY. so don't.

*squishes hyo* AND YOU.

MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE. I need teh caffeine to keep me awake ;v; sigh. *releases hyotae* STAY CUTE.

(also, sica, I really, really want to hug you because you're such a sweet frenemies to taetae.)

*is getting a glare from youngie*

(...right, I need to go back to my assignment so, on second thought, no hugs.)

(see you in the next comment!)