[Chapter 14] The Mystery Address…

“You’ve got to be kidding me!” I screamed, “It’s only fair! We dressed up as religious folk to get Siwon now this is all you have to where” Joanna held up the clothes. I moved uneasy on the spot… “I don’t know, I could go to jail for this!” I nervously said. “Dongsaeng it’s not that bad” Kyuhyun said whilst stifling a giggle. “I am not going to jail for Park Jung Su!” I wailed. “Oh please you’ll pull this off!” Joanna confidently boomed at me “or you’ll go to jail and run a prison gang…either way you’ll be fine” she scoffed dismissing my negative attitude.

“Do it…” Joanna mockingly spoke. I sighed in defeat and went to change my clothes…I came back to Joanna and Kyuhyun with their phones in hand taking photo’s “Smile *giggles* cupcake” Kyuhyun teased “Bite me” I coldly responded. “Ummm you can drive right?” Kyuhyun asked. “I don’t think you’ve thought this through” I shook in my head disapprovingly. “Don’t worry you’ll be fine!” Joanna hurriedly answered pushing me towards a khaki coloured jeep.

I started the engine then stalled the car. I started it again and I was off, Joanna and Kyuhyun were waiting with Kyuhyun’s car outside the area…I was dressed in unflattering Khaki; I was wearing cargo trousers, a white t shirt and a cargo shirt over the top. I drove up to the gate and flashed a document that said “VISITOR” and that electric gate opened allowing me to drive through. I slowly climbed out of the jeep to find what seemed like a class of men doing push-ups, some were shirtless, some in tank tops and some kept their clothes on… “Damn it Jodie Concentrate!!

I loudly cleared my throat…all the men immediately jumped up, saluted me and put their hands behind their back standing bolt upright. “At ease gentlemen”. This was quite fun. “Return to what you were doing” I casually spoke “Except for you Kim Young Woon, please follow me” I demanded holding open the car door.

If you haven’t guessed by now I am dressed as an Army officer trying to break Kangin out of the Army. Leeteuk wrote the address of the military base down for Kyuhyun in his phone, we didn’t know where Kyuhyun was driving too until we pulled up at the base. Kyuhyun and Joanna ganged up on me and made me go “undercover” into the Korean Army. I seriously don’t want to go to jail!!

I walked into “my office” and started scribbling Hangul writing excusing Kangin from the Army temporarily. Thanks to Kyuhyun writing on my arm with permanent marker I was going to be stuck with

“Temporary leave from the Republic of South Korean Army: Kim Young Woon is hereby granted temporary leave due to unforeseen circumstances”

 Kangin had been silent all this time, he actually thought I was an Army general until he realised that I was just a weirdo fan girl… who had his reasons for temporarily leaving the army messily wrote on my arm. I had to take the cargo jacket off to write the note. At the moment Kangin sprang to life “Ya! What is this?” he warily asked “Are you crazy” he worriedly asked slowly inching away from me. “Most people say I am…I think I’m just misunderstood” I shrugged. “Why are you doing this?” Kangin questioned. “I was summoned” I spoke. “Summoned? Who by?” the raccoon asked incredulously “Leeteuk Oppa” I smiled. “Oh” Kangin smiled then hurried me on in writing his leave from the Army.

Soon enough Kangin gathered a few belongings and we were back driving to meet Kyuhyun and Joanna. Whilst I was driving I constantly felt the Raccoons eyes on me “Please don’t watch me drive, it’s very disturbing” I quipped. “Are you even old enough to drive?” Kangin asked staring at me “I can’t legally, but I’m doing pretty well aren’t I?” I cheerfully supplied giving the raccoon a thumbs up. “You are a little crazy…more misunderstood” Kangin nodded “have you ever been to prison?” I stared at him taking my eyes off the road “HEY!” I cried. “I’m helping you out, want me to tear up your letter? Make it seem like you ran away…No you don’t want that do you? Be nice to me raccoon” I quipped facing the road.

We reached Kyuhyun and Joanna who were asleep in the car. I walked round to Kyuhyun’s window and knocked lightly… “BOO!” I laughed. They both climbed out the car “Cho Kyuhyun you evil boy!” Kangin smiled greeting the Maknae as they pulled out of their hug Kangin harshly slapped Kyuhyun “Ouch” Kyuhyun whined. “Crazy fan girl?” Kangin whispered tilting his head towards me… Kyuhyun looked at me and Joanna “Hyung you have no idea…but they are good” Kyuhyun commented. “I know right, this one is mini Kim Heechul” Kangin just putting his arm around my shoulder. I smiled widely, “Ya what about the Filipino fan girl?” Kangin asked Putting his shoulder around Joanna “You knew I was Filipino?!” She happily cried “Ne of course, Wae?”  He confusedly asked. “Everyone thinks I’m Chinese” Joanna added. “No that’s Hangeng” Kangin Laughed. “Hmmm…Hangeng” Kyuhyun evilly smiled. “Another plan perhaps?” I smirked.