" Ahh!  finally home at last " said Luhan 
 
I'm one step closer to coming home, I wonder if my parents want me back.
 
" Ahhhhh!!!!!" someone screamed
 
I turned around and saw a bunch of fans heading our way.
 
, I should have wore a hoodie to hide myself.
I don't know what those Exotics might do to me if they see me with them.
I hid behind Chen and walked slowly behind him as fans ushered in between us.
Most of the fans were pushing and grabbing Exo-m.
I saw a fan pulling onto Lay's shirt and it almost ripped.
I also saw a fan shoving her camera right in Tao's face.
Surprisingly Exo-m kept their cool.

I was walking slowly and holding onto Chen's hand when a fan pushed me
 
" Hey! Who do you think you are! What makes you think that you can hold Chen's hand?" yelled the fan
 
Tch... Jealous .
 
I took my sunglasses off and gave her a dirty look.
 
Her jaws dropped and all she did was stare. I turned and continue to walk.
 
Someone yanked my hair hard and I turned around.
 
It was the same fan.
 
" What the !"
 
" just because your beautiful, doesn't mean that you can seduce our Chen Chen and hold his hands" said the fan
 
" Oh, so your saying I'm beautiful . Why thank you. And look at yourself before you talk, just because I'm pretty doesn't mean that I'm seducing Chen. Guess what your not only ugly on the outside, your also ugly on the inside too. Chen don't like girls like you."
 
The fan looked so pissed, her hands were up in the air and she looked like she was going to slap me.
 
Luckily Kris grabbed her hands and gave her his usual stare.
 
That fan looked like she found a million dollar and was hanging open.
 
" Don't touch my lady" muttered Kris
 
The fan was speechless and nodded her head.
 
Kris grabbed my hand and pushed people out of the way.
 
" OH MY GOD!!!!! Kris gave me his stare, Kris gave me his stare" screamed the fan
 
Kris smirked and walked faster.
 
" Yah! Slow down giant"
 
Kris looked at me and says
 
"not unless you want to get squashed by the fans midget"
 
"Hey! I'm not a midget! I'm the same height as Chen, its pretty tall for a girl"
 
" Tch, to me that's still short" said Kris
 
" your just super tall" I mumbled
 
Kris laughed and rolled his eyes

Thanks to Kris I was able to leave the airport in one piece.
We ended up in a van driving to our hotel. The van was just plain because we didn't want any saesang fans stalking us.
 
In the van I sat in between luhan and Xiumin. 
Kris sat at the front next to the manager .Chen, Tao and Lay sat at the back.
Lay was teaching Chen Chinese and Tao was on his iPhone.
I took out my iPhone too and stared at a picture of me and Barom.
 
Luhan stared at my screen and said
" who's that? Your boyfriend?"
 
" oh, anio. That's my best friend Barom"
 
'Her best friend Barom? This is the first time she mentioned him' thought Luhan
 
I wonder how Boram is doing? It that we only took one picture
together before I got kidnapped.
 
" Hey, Minhee." said Luhan
 
" yeah Lulu?"
 
" do you want to take a selca with me?" asked Luhan
 
Take a selca with Lulu?
 
" Sure, why not"
He's just bored right
 
"come closer" said Luhan
 
I scooted closer and he wrapped his arms around mine. His face was literally touching mines.
 
" Na, Deu, Se" said Luhan
 
Luhan smelled like mangos, oh gosh I'm so weird.
I don't think people smell other people.
 
" Wow, it turned out nice. Let's take another one" said Luhan
 
"mmmhmmk"
 
" hey curve your hands as half a heart" said Luhan
 
I curved my hands and put it next to Luhan's
 
After that picture Luhan continued to take more.
I never knew Luhan was such a camera .
 
Xiumin finished eating his baozhi and stared at us.
 
" Are you guys taking selcas?" asked Xiumin
 
" yuup" says  Luhan
 
"And you didn't ask me to join ?" said Xiumin
 
"Sorry Baozhi, but you were busy eating your own kind" said Luhan
 
Xiumin gave Luhan an annoyed stared.
 

" hey, Minmin you wanna take some selcas with me?"
 
" thought you never ask...Lulu move over" said Xiumin
 
Luhan glared at Xiumin
 
" Nope, if you want to take selcas with her you have to take them with me too" said Luhan
 
Really, they're making such a big deal out of this
 
"I don't mind" said Xiumin as he grabbed my iPhone.
 
We started taking some weird pictures. At first Luhan and Xiumin were puffin their cheeks, then they started to have an aegyo contest.
I felt weird and couldn't keep up with them.
 
Tao stared at us and says
" Hey! You guys are doing an aegyo contest, let me join!"
 
" we're just taking selcas Tao" said Xiumin
 
" Selcas! How can you guys do selcas without the KING of selcas?" said Tao
 
"uh.. for one, after we did selcas with a certain panda our pictures got leaked out to the Internet " said Luhan
 
" and that's how Taoris began" said Xiumin
 
"Taoris?"
 
" yeah, fans are pairing Tao and Kris as a couple" says Xiumin
 
Taoris really? Omg, they're like opposites. Kris is like the y grandma and Tao is like the annoying kid.
Well I guess opposites attract ?
 
Luhan took his phone out and showed me a picture of Tao back hugging Kris.
 
My eyes looked like they were about to pop out
 
" 哎呀! " I said in Cantonese
(Ai Yah! / oh gosh )
 

Kris turned around with one of his eyebrows higher than the other
 
" What's so Ai yah?" asked Kris
 
"look" I showed Kris the picture
 
" where did you get the picture from?" asked Kris
 
" the Internet " said Luhan
 
" Yah Tao! Didn't I tell you to don't upload it?" yelled Kris
 
" sorry, my hands went off on its own. Minnie, wanna take some selca with TaoTao?" asked Tao
 
Eh, another selca. Don't they get tired of taking so many selcas?
 
"  Maybe next time,your sitting in the back "

" Hey Tao, you wanna take a selca with me ?" asked Chen as he wiggle his eyebrows.
 
Tao stared at Chen and gave him a dirty look.
 
" Ew No, your not cute enough." said Tao in disgust
 
" I am totally cute.  fine suit yourself." said Chen
 

Chen took out his iPhone and sticked his tongue out and placed a peace sign under his tongue.
 
" Oppa, you do know what your doing right?"
 
Chen just continued to pose in front of his  camera
 
" yeah"
 
Really? I don't really know what his pose means but it looks dirty.
 
Tao gave another dirty look and said
" Since when did Chen act all diva like? In front of camera's he acts all serious and quiet" 

Truth is, Chen always acted this way. 
He's been acting like this ever since I met him in the orphanage 6 years ago. 
It's just that he used to be bullied at school for acting that way so he just pretends to be something else and only acts diva like to people he feels comfortable with.