Step Two: Seduce The Hater

My Rich Boyfriend
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Minho POV

 

Grinning, I approach my best friend. He sits at his desk and looks at me with a puzzled look, saying nothing but waiting until I have finished my show. With every step I take towards him, I feel my smile widen. Slowly I open the notebook to the last written page. I place it on the table and slowly slide it over to him. I enjoy this moment. Jinki is still looking at me strangely as he takes the book in his hand. A moment later his eyes fall on my last written words. Silently he remains in this position. I must say I am enjoying myself a little. I can literally hear him screaming in his head, it's the screams of a a thousand monkeys.

 

"You know, I was thinking you could make us T-shirts." I start slowly and Jinki gradually wakes up from his stupor.

"Yours will say: I'm with Grand Master. And mine will say-"

Jinki raises his hand.

"That doesn't mean anything." Jinki closes the book and slides it back over to me.

"Excuse me?" I ask him uncomprehendingly and have to laugh.

"He invited me to his house!" I say slowly, maybe he didn't understand. After all I am smarter than him.

"I have won." I explain to him.

"Minho what you have is in an invitation to dinner." He says unimpressed and crosses his arms.

"Oh please!" I roll my eyes.

"We both know exactly what that means!"

 

 

The Hater is not worth it, I know that. But I got dressed up in my fanciest suit. My designer made it especially for me for just such occasions.

 

"This suit will make you unforgettable." He said to me.

 

And when I look in the mirror I have to say that it is hard to take one’s eyes off me. I wanted something that reflected my personality, I said to him. And he really outdid himself.

 

"The red colour reflects your passionate nature." He explained to me as I looked at myself in the mirror for the first time.

"The patches on your elbows and knees show your love for football." I marvelled at the little four footballs and thought they were really well done.

"And the best." He ran his hands up the jacket.

"Sequins!"

 

Over and over he went up and down, revealing that if you wiped the sequins upwards, a picture would appear. I didn't quite understand his explanation of why a frog would appear when the picture was made to appear, but I thought a frog went perfectly with the footballs and left the suit like that.

 

A romantic ambience looks different, I realise as I get out of my yellow Mustang, but okay. It would also be news to me that a Hater would have a romantic streak. The street is not really well lit in this area and the houses are all in a row. Why people don't want to have a garden will always be a mystery to me. Where do they play football then?

I look at the different tower blocks in front of me and look for the one with the number 525.

Bingo.

But when I want to ring the bell I see many different names on the signs. My mother must be paying him quite a lot if he lets all his employees live with him. She is truly a mother to everyone. I almost have tears in my eyes at the thought.

I ring the bell with Taemin's name on it. Shortly afterwards I hear his voice telling me to come to the eighth floor. Come in the sense of walking. This house has no lift. The architect should be sued.

 

When I arrive, I don't knock immediately. I undo the first three buttons of my shirt and lean against the doorframe. I have to remind myself not to grin but to use my irresistible Minho look.

I knock. The door opens. But I don't raise my head immediately, for a moment I keep it down.

 

"Hi Minho! I hope the drive wasn't too troubling for you?" I can hear that this little devil is smiling. And that's the reason for my attack.

Slowly I let my head bob upwards, my slightly wavy hair swaying a little, I purse my lips, raise one of my eyebrows and give my opposite a piercing look. I can literally see the glitter that surrounds me. But it could also be stars because I moved my head too quickly.

 

"It was delightful, thank you." I say through my pursed lips.

"Please come in." He invites me in. I can clearly sense his excitement. However, I have to admit that I am a little nervous too.

 

I have strict rules. I never mess with our employees, but this employee is a hater, so I have to use harsh measures.

 

"So." I begin slowly. I take off my jacket and throw it behind me, which is followed by a breaking noise, but I pay no further attention to that. I slowly approach Taemin and stand in front of him. The tension between us is electrifying.

"Okay, that used to be my stereo." He says softly.

He has a funny way of making .

"How do you want to do it?" I ask in my darkest voice, but have to cough in response. I still have a slight sore throat from laughing so much.

"Well I thought we'd eat something first." He says and looks at me with a smile. That smile he used to win my mother over but not me. Well, after that night he kind of did, but not really.

I hear a door open.

"Taemin what was-"

 

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Lol did I say 6 more chapters?
I meant 2 😊

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Beau1996 1340 streak #1
Chapter 19: I found this story two years ago - it is sharply funny, silly, has deep thoughts, and a great take on celebrity life. Not to mention my favorite ship of all time - 2min!!! Very deserving of a feature!!
Potataem
#2
Chapter 22: Hello, I am so sorry for excitedly commenting many times in a row but I just want to let you know that I am very happy that I found this story ❤️ I don't really read comedies because it's hard for me to find them funny but this one really is very funny, heartwarming and fluffy. I have developed an attachment to the whole family already :') I love this fic so much and it'll always have a place in my heart! I love every characters so much, and although Jonghyun made little appearance, he gives so much impact and gentle wise advice to the characters like the angel he is and I lovee that. Thank you so much for writing it, you are such an amazing author! I'll be sure to check out your other fanfics as well!

Thank you again and sorry for ranting ❤️🥹 I am sure I'll come back again someday to reread this ❤️
Potataem
#3
Chapter 5: Oh god the way Jinki treats Minho like an experiment subject hdhdjsjsjajsj I never really laugh when I read but this is so funny, it's 3.50 am here where I live but I couldn't help but cackle I AM NOT EVEN HALFWAY IN BUT THE CHARACTERS ARE SO ENTERTAINING AAAA SO GLAD I FOUND YOU AND THIS STORY
Potataem
#4
Chapter 1: Just started reading this and.... First paragraph in and I am already giggling imagining Taemin picking up the individual cat hairs 😂😂😂😂😂
Jiya32
#5
This is the first time I have read a fanfic and I'm glad I picked this one. This was really incredible. 😋❤
Adaryn
#6
Chapter 22: Hi hello it's me again, sorry.
I don't believe you at all when you say you're not a comedy writer, this was great! xD Yet again, so drastically different from your other stories I've read so far (I'm leaving the heavier ones for later..). I'm in awe of your ability to write such different stories and yet have them all be equally as captivating. I'm also not sure what was going on with the earlier stories formatting, I think it was probably this site having issues now I think about it more, I'm sorry ^^;
I do have to say though, Minho in this story really REALLY reminds me of King Julien from Madagascar lol. Especially when he calls Taemin his hater, it made me think of that episode about finding and converting his one hater lol. I love that lemur so much xD and Minho too I guess... :P
OdetteSwan
934 streak #7
Chapter 1: I just checked this out this morning.
But you got me when Taemin had to remove the cat's hair manually because Jiwoo's chakra will be disturbed with the sound of a vacuum cleaner. Such characters!
Thank you so much for sharing this wacky story.
Bored0ut0fHerMind
#8
Chapter 22: Wow! I just binge-read this! Couldn’t stop reading. And you can definitely write comedy! I was smiling all throughout at how much of an idiot Minho is and I also laughed out loud several times! Really an enjoyable read, so please don’t say you can’t write comedy because you’re definitely good at it. Thank you for writing 2min. I really shipped (and still do) them from the start, back when I literally didn’t even know what shipping was and had to google it haha! And I missed JongKey more with this. I’m glad you included our angel in this. ❤️❤️❤️
snowtaems
#9
Chapter 22: So this is how you organize a story! 👀
Gotta take some notes from Abbie
snowtaems
#10
Chapter 21: A spin-off about Jongkey? YES PLEASE!