Oh dear (land)lord

My Rich Boyfriend
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Taemin POV

 

"If I don't do it now, I'll never find the courage." I say more to myself than to Minho.

And then, as my Nike boxers want me to do, I just do it.

It feels like hours until I feel Minho return my kiss. Only slightly he purses his lips, and I am no less careful. His lips are soft and taste like a thousand sweet sprinkles.

 

"Do you want to his ice cream?" the unicorn asks me a few inches below.

 

It was only a brief, gentle kiss, yet I breathe heavily as we break away from each other. Through my half-closed eyes, I look up at Minho's dark brown ones.

 

"This is way better than a movie with my mother." He whispers seductively to me. The corners of my mouth shoot up.

This is Minho in a nutshell. And that's what I like about him. He says what he thinks. He is so himself.

 

My arms close around his broad stature and I pull him down on top of me. Feeling Minho's body on top of mine feels safe. Gently, I him across his blushed cheeks.

 

"Stay with me tonight too." I whisper up to him.

I can't help smiling as his lips meet mine again.

 

 

"Ahhhh!" Key's screeching outburst causes everyone in the café to turn towards us. But it doesn't bother me.

Nothing bothers me anymore.

If my sleeves get wet washing my hands? It's a nice way to cool off.

 

Not even the forced eviction of our appartment bothered me.

Maybe I should elaborate a bit here. 

 

When I came home, I found my flat full of boxes already packed and a stressed Kai. During my short holiday, we got another letter from our landlord. Supposedly we had paid the rent late and 'such unreliable slobs' our landlord wouldn't want as tenants.

We are supposed to move out by the end of the month or he will take legal action.

 

It all sounds quite serious at first I know, but if you look at the bigger picture, I now have a boyfriend. So who is really losing here?

 

Jonghyun also raises his eyebrows in amusement as I finish telling them about my very hot night with Minho.

Somehow in the middle of the night the air conditioner in my room broke.

 

"And on top of that, he's a superstar!" Key's vocal pitch is in such a high octave that every dog outside the café is howling.

But even that doesn't bother me. If this is the love song of Minho and me, I'll gladly dance to it.

 

"When will you see each other again?" Jonghyun wants to know.

"Tonight. You know…Netflix and chill." I raise and lower my eyebrows with a smirk.

"Ahhhh!!!" More dog howls can be heard. Key is completely on fire and very happy for me.

"I'll be right back." Jonghyun excuses himself briefly.

"You have to tell him!" I quickly lean forward towards Key and whisper to him.

 

His overly happy face immediately becomes a stoic statue of judgment.

 

"Key, I'm serious!" I say.

"I was so scared at first, but look at me now." My friend sighs and his eyes follow his big love.

"If I can do this, you can do it too." I encourage him.

 

I mean it as I say it. Maybe I can really put the past behind me now. Maybe my fear has ruled over me too much in the last few years.

 

"We can go on double dates then."  I say with a convincing smile.  

"But...how am I supposed to do it?" The desperation in his voice is unmistakable.

 

 

Minho POV

 

"Ah Minho!" Jinki smiles over at me from his laptop.

"It's good to have you back. How was your little holiday?"

"My friend...." I say and sit down opposite him.

"Life is so, and let me quote Lady Gaga here: Brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique." I gush and play with my little blue bracelet.

"So you had a good time?" he asks.

"That's an understatement, like if you said Beyoncé is just a good singer."

"And what is Beyoncé?" we ask simultaneously.

"The absolute best of the best!" we say at the same time and then make a humming noise to pay respects to our queen.  

"Well then this will make you all the more satisfied." Jinki comes over to me and hands me his laptop.

I sit up straight.

"What's this?" I say, but my brain knows exactly what it is.  

 

"If we link now, panic mode is on." says one synapse in my brain to the other.

"Oh no, you know he only makes irrational decisions in this state." says the other.

"You tell me. Do you remember when he shaved the cat?"

"Yeah, what was that about?"

 

"Well I've taken our plan a bit further." Jinki sounds very proud. And I have to admit prior to the weekend I would be proud too. I would be happy, I would be amazed by such a genius master plan.

"Oh." Is the only thing I can say when I read the words on screen. I don't like them.

"Ohhhhhhhhh..." I don't

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Lol did I say 6 more chapters?
I meant 2 😊

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Beau1996 1340 streak #1
Chapter 19: I found this story two years ago - it is sharply funny, silly, has deep thoughts, and a great take on celebrity life. Not to mention my favorite ship of all time - 2min!!! Very deserving of a feature!!
Potataem
#2
Chapter 22: Hello, I am so sorry for excitedly commenting many times in a row but I just want to let you know that I am very happy that I found this story ❤️ I don't really read comedies because it's hard for me to find them funny but this one really is very funny, heartwarming and fluffy. I have developed an attachment to the whole family already :') I love this fic so much and it'll always have a place in my heart! I love every characters so much, and although Jonghyun made little appearance, he gives so much impact and gentle wise advice to the characters like the angel he is and I lovee that. Thank you so much for writing it, you are such an amazing author! I'll be sure to check out your other fanfics as well!

Thank you again and sorry for ranting ❤️🥹 I am sure I'll come back again someday to reread this ❤️
Potataem
#3
Chapter 5: Oh god the way Jinki treats Minho like an experiment subject hdhdjsjsjajsj I never really laugh when I read but this is so funny, it's 3.50 am here where I live but I couldn't help but cackle I AM NOT EVEN HALFWAY IN BUT THE CHARACTERS ARE SO ENTERTAINING AAAA SO GLAD I FOUND YOU AND THIS STORY
Potataem
#4
Chapter 1: Just started reading this and.... First paragraph in and I am already giggling imagining Taemin picking up the individual cat hairs 😂😂😂😂😂
Jiya32
#5
This is the first time I have read a fanfic and I'm glad I picked this one. This was really incredible. 😋❤
Adaryn
#6
Chapter 22: Hi hello it's me again, sorry.
I don't believe you at all when you say you're not a comedy writer, this was great! xD Yet again, so drastically different from your other stories I've read so far (I'm leaving the heavier ones for later..). I'm in awe of your ability to write such different stories and yet have them all be equally as captivating. I'm also not sure what was going on with the earlier stories formatting, I think it was probably this site having issues now I think about it more, I'm sorry ^^;
I do have to say though, Minho in this story really REALLY reminds me of King Julien from Madagascar lol. Especially when he calls Taemin his hater, it made me think of that episode about finding and converting his one hater lol. I love that lemur so much xD and Minho too I guess... :P
OdetteSwan
934 streak #7
Chapter 1: I just checked this out this morning.
But you got me when Taemin had to remove the cat's hair manually because Jiwoo's chakra will be disturbed with the sound of a vacuum cleaner. Such characters!
Thank you so much for sharing this wacky story.
Bored0ut0fHerMind
#8
Chapter 22: Wow! I just binge-read this! Couldn’t stop reading. And you can definitely write comedy! I was smiling all throughout at how much of an idiot Minho is and I also laughed out loud several times! Really an enjoyable read, so please don’t say you can’t write comedy because you’re definitely good at it. Thank you for writing 2min. I really shipped (and still do) them from the start, back when I literally didn’t even know what shipping was and had to google it haha! And I missed JongKey more with this. I’m glad you included our angel in this. ❤️❤️❤️
snowtaems
#9
Chapter 22: So this is how you organize a story! 👀
Gotta take some notes from Abbie
snowtaems
#10
Chapter 21: A spin-off about Jongkey? YES PLEASE!