Step One: Befriend the Hater

My Rich Boyfriend
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Taemin POV

 

Since passing Jiwoo's test, I have been given real tasks and real responsibilities. I do all kinds of appointments for Jiwoo, whether it's interviews, spa visits or meetings with different producers and directors. I'm glad I didn't give up and kept going.  

 And even with Minho I get along very well. One day after the pool incident, we talked it out and smoothed the waters.

 

"Hey, I've already forgotten that you pushed me into the pool." He said as he put his arm around my shoulder.

"You fell in by yourself." Had I corrected him but he just waved it off because he too wanted us to get along.

 

I'm sure it's important for him to get along with me because his mother means a lot to him. What other son would go through such a theatre for his mother? The two of them must be really close.

 

"Tomato, Tomato. The point is: I forgive you." He said with a big smile while he generously pointed at himself and then at me.

 

I didn't point out to him that he had just said the word tomato twice in the same way. As long as we can put everything behind us and start over again, I'm good.

 

"Thank you Minho, you don't know how much this means to me." My words were not exaggerated. Now that we can start over, I get a chance to introduce him to Kai after all.

"Here, as amends from my side." Minho held out two cinema tickets. One had my name on it and the other one had his.

"It's a private screening. Just for you and me."

 

Never had I been to a private showing, especially not with a celebrity. I felt a bit bad accepting the tickets, but I really wanted to make friends with Minho, for Kai. I don't want anyone to think that I am taking advantage of him, least of all himself. But at that moment I couldn't refuse, that would have been rude. And if he offers me his hand of friendship, who am I to refuse it?

 

Flashback Minho POV

 

"Step 1 of my diabolical master plan!" I slap two cinema tickets on the table in front of Jinki.

"I thought you were Superman in this story." He says dryly and takes the cards in his hand.

"Step one of my heroic master plan!" I hastily correct myself.

"I'll put him in a situation where we're both alone and I can show him how heroic I am." I explain to Jinki, grinning at him in amusement.

"So you're going to invite him to the movies?" he asks me, confused.

Oh Jinki, you're just not equipped for my genius. I have to grin.

"I don't just invite him to a movie." I explain to him conspiratorially.

"I'm going to show him what a strong and at the same time sensitive man I am."

 

I can already see it all in front of me. Lee Taemin, trembling, holding his hands in front of his face and then, then I come into play.

It's just too easy to impress the ordinary people nowadays.

 

Taemin POV

 

Even though Minho has disguised himself so that no one recognises who he actually is, there are no fewer eyes on us. The cowboy hat, the clearly false beard, whose style used to be fashionable in the 70s, and the fat sunglasses don't exactly make us blend in with the crowd.

 

"What movie are we going to see?" I ask Minho excitedly. He has bought me so much popcorn that I could feed the entire city of Seoul with it. But there are also nachos and lots of sweets scattered around us.

 

"Saw. Part one to five." Minho grins over at me and raises his eyebrows in excitement.  My mouth drops open. Who would have thought that Choi Minho and little Lee Taemin would have something in common: The love for horror films!

 

...

 

"It happens to all of us." I say to Minho as we exit the cinema after the second movie.

He leans against me, I support him as best I can. Minho looks paler than the puppet from the movie.

"Well, the movies were really scary." I try to encourage him.

"So...many... intestines..." is all that comes out of him, miserably.

"I...thought... it... was... really... fun..." he gasps the words powerlessly.

"We should do this...AAHHH..." After he is done with screaming, Minho hastily reaches around me and pushes me in front of his body.

"It's all good. The lady just dropped her popcorn." I explain to him gently where the loud noise came from.

Minho opens one eye and peeks over my shoulder.

"Haha! I knew that!" abruptly he stands next to me, puts his hands on his hips and laughs.

"So if..." but before I can finish my sentence, Minho slowly raises his index finger. He looks to the left. He looks to his right.

"Excuse me, please." He says and walks over to one of the big trash cans.

I can't confirm that he is actually throwing up, but I can tell that his head fits right into the opening of the trash can.

"I think you need to air out the room before the next guests can come in." I whisper apologetically to one of the staff.

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Lol did I say 6 more chapters?
I meant 2 😊

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Beau1996 1340 streak #1
Chapter 19: I found this story two years ago - it is sharply funny, silly, has deep thoughts, and a great take on celebrity life. Not to mention my favorite ship of all time - 2min!!! Very deserving of a feature!!
Potataem
#2
Chapter 22: Hello, I am so sorry for excitedly commenting many times in a row but I just want to let you know that I am very happy that I found this story ❤️ I don't really read comedies because it's hard for me to find them funny but this one really is very funny, heartwarming and fluffy. I have developed an attachment to the whole family already :') I love this fic so much and it'll always have a place in my heart! I love every characters so much, and although Jonghyun made little appearance, he gives so much impact and gentle wise advice to the characters like the angel he is and I lovee that. Thank you so much for writing it, you are such an amazing author! I'll be sure to check out your other fanfics as well!

Thank you again and sorry for ranting ❤️🥹 I am sure I'll come back again someday to reread this ❤️
Potataem
#3
Chapter 5: Oh god the way Jinki treats Minho like an experiment subject hdhdjsjsjajsj I never really laugh when I read but this is so funny, it's 3.50 am here where I live but I couldn't help but cackle I AM NOT EVEN HALFWAY IN BUT THE CHARACTERS ARE SO ENTERTAINING AAAA SO GLAD I FOUND YOU AND THIS STORY
Potataem
#4
Chapter 1: Just started reading this and.... First paragraph in and I am already giggling imagining Taemin picking up the individual cat hairs 😂😂😂😂😂
Jiya32
#5
This is the first time I have read a fanfic and I'm glad I picked this one. This was really incredible. 😋❤
Adaryn
#6
Chapter 22: Hi hello it's me again, sorry.
I don't believe you at all when you say you're not a comedy writer, this was great! xD Yet again, so drastically different from your other stories I've read so far (I'm leaving the heavier ones for later..). I'm in awe of your ability to write such different stories and yet have them all be equally as captivating. I'm also not sure what was going on with the earlier stories formatting, I think it was probably this site having issues now I think about it more, I'm sorry ^^;
I do have to say though, Minho in this story really REALLY reminds me of King Julien from Madagascar lol. Especially when he calls Taemin his hater, it made me think of that episode about finding and converting his one hater lol. I love that lemur so much xD and Minho too I guess... :P
OdetteSwan
934 streak #7
Chapter 1: I just checked this out this morning.
But you got me when Taemin had to remove the cat's hair manually because Jiwoo's chakra will be disturbed with the sound of a vacuum cleaner. Such characters!
Thank you so much for sharing this wacky story.
Bored0ut0fHerMind
#8
Chapter 22: Wow! I just binge-read this! Couldn’t stop reading. And you can definitely write comedy! I was smiling all throughout at how much of an idiot Minho is and I also laughed out loud several times! Really an enjoyable read, so please don’t say you can’t write comedy because you’re definitely good at it. Thank you for writing 2min. I really shipped (and still do) them from the start, back when I literally didn’t even know what shipping was and had to google it haha! And I missed JongKey more with this. I’m glad you included our angel in this. ❤️❤️❤️
snowtaems
#9
Chapter 22: So this is how you organize a story! 👀
Gotta take some notes from Abbie
snowtaems
#10
Chapter 21: A spin-off about Jongkey? YES PLEASE!