The Truth

My Rich Boyfriend
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Taemin POV

-- The day before --

 

If I were to get one Won for every cat hair I picked up by hand, I would have exactly as much money as the man offered me on the phone. I would have no more worries. I could go to my dream school and finally do what I was born to do.

But that's not how life works. A cat hair is not worth a Won, well unless I sell it on the premise (which in this case is true) that it is Jiwoo's daughter's cat hair.

 

So far, only I know about this offer. I haven't told anyone, not yet. And I only plan to tell one person about it. I just don't know when the timing would be right.

 

Jiwoo is lying by her pool, sunbathing, as she usually does. I've already done my task for today. I had to write a card to all her fellow co-stars who are turning thirty this year, saying: "My condolences for the beginning of your expiration process."

 

"Jiwoo, excuse me, but can I talk to you for a minute?" I ask as quietly as I can. I know she absolutely cannot stand noise when she is sunbathing. It could scare the sun away, and we don't want to frighten the dear sun.

"Is Mercury in retrograde right now?" she asks, but in a normal tone of voice, without facing me.

"Um...I don't know." I whisper anyway with narrowed eyes, hoping the answer was okay.

"Hey, Aeg! Is Mercury in retrograde right now?" I look around puzzled. Perplexed, my eyes ask why she gets to chase the sun away and the others don't.

Anyway, I now know Broad's real name. I'll just take that as progress. But now I'm even more interested in Broader's.

"Not right now." Broad...I mean Aeg shouts back. Maybe talking louder around her has to be earned.

"Then we can talk. Fire away." She says to me and is suddenly good spirits personified.

"Well...Jiwoo, would it be possible for us to talk alone." My face pardons itself into a grimace of uncertainty. She looks around. Broad and Broader are standing at the large glass doors leading to her villa. The gardener is t the bushes with nail clippers. Her stylists are ready for action, waiting for them to touch up her make-up or hair.

"I love mysteries." She says with a saucy smile and jumps up from the deck chair.

 

"Let me enter first." She says as we stand outside her office door.

"Come in in exactly 47 seconds." She orders me.

She closes the door behind her and I start counting.

1, I know I'm doing the right thing.

2, But Jiwoo is so crazy she might as well quit me for even talking to someone from the magazine, even if I didn't tell him anything.

3, How many seconds have passed?

4, Will she terminate me if it takes me 48 seconds to enter?

I take a deep breath and exhale as I turn the doorknob.

 

As I enter her office, I don't see her immediately. But then her office chair slowly spins around from the huge window view to face me. She is wearing a white fur coat that Broader would easily fit into and laughs demonically. Her hair is styled severely back. She is still wearing her narrow black sunglasses. Kkoong is in her arms and she her white-grey fur. With her red lips, she smiles an indefinable grin at me.

"Please sit down." Her words are slow and take their time. I feel as if I have entered the lion's den.

I wouldn't be surprised if she has a button under her table that triggers a hole below me and a river full of hungry crocodiles awaits me below.

Only slowly do I sit down. I check that the chair is anchored to the floor. I breathe a sigh of relief.

"So Taemin. What's so important you want to talk about." I have to swallow at her words. I'm glad she's wearing her sunglasses. Her eyes sparkle through me even through them. Her voice sounds mysterious, as if she suspects something.

"Well...so...it's like this..." Only now do I notice how pointed her fingernails are filed. With the red nail polish over them, blood would not be immediately visible on them.

"Go ahead and tell me. Tell me what happened." Her words sound caring, but her whole demeanour exhibits aggressiveness.

Slowly, seductively, she lets the words slip from her tongue. Kkoong is snarling comfortably on her lap.

I wonder how James Bond can stay cool in these situations.

"Nothing happened per se but..." I stare at her fingers. She lifts one finger at a time, very slowly, and lets them slide in a fan over Kkong's soft fur.

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Lol did I say 6 more chapters?
I meant 2 😊

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Beau1996 1340 streak #1
Chapter 19: I found this story two years ago - it is sharply funny, silly, has deep thoughts, and a great take on celebrity life. Not to mention my favorite ship of all time - 2min!!! Very deserving of a feature!!
Potataem
#2
Chapter 22: Hello, I am so sorry for excitedly commenting many times in a row but I just want to let you know that I am very happy that I found this story ❤️ I don't really read comedies because it's hard for me to find them funny but this one really is very funny, heartwarming and fluffy. I have developed an attachment to the whole family already :') I love this fic so much and it'll always have a place in my heart! I love every characters so much, and although Jonghyun made little appearance, he gives so much impact and gentle wise advice to the characters like the angel he is and I lovee that. Thank you so much for writing it, you are such an amazing author! I'll be sure to check out your other fanfics as well!

Thank you again and sorry for ranting ❤️🥹 I am sure I'll come back again someday to reread this ❤️
Potataem
#3
Chapter 5: Oh god the way Jinki treats Minho like an experiment subject hdhdjsjsjajsj I never really laugh when I read but this is so funny, it's 3.50 am here where I live but I couldn't help but cackle I AM NOT EVEN HALFWAY IN BUT THE CHARACTERS ARE SO ENTERTAINING AAAA SO GLAD I FOUND YOU AND THIS STORY
Potataem
#4
Chapter 1: Just started reading this and.... First paragraph in and I am already giggling imagining Taemin picking up the individual cat hairs 😂😂😂😂😂
Jiya32
#5
This is the first time I have read a fanfic and I'm glad I picked this one. This was really incredible. 😋❤
Adaryn
#6
Chapter 22: Hi hello it's me again, sorry.
I don't believe you at all when you say you're not a comedy writer, this was great! xD Yet again, so drastically different from your other stories I've read so far (I'm leaving the heavier ones for later..). I'm in awe of your ability to write such different stories and yet have them all be equally as captivating. I'm also not sure what was going on with the earlier stories formatting, I think it was probably this site having issues now I think about it more, I'm sorry ^^;
I do have to say though, Minho in this story really REALLY reminds me of King Julien from Madagascar lol. Especially when he calls Taemin his hater, it made me think of that episode about finding and converting his one hater lol. I love that lemur so much xD and Minho too I guess... :P
OdetteSwan
934 streak #7
Chapter 1: I just checked this out this morning.
But you got me when Taemin had to remove the cat's hair manually because Jiwoo's chakra will be disturbed with the sound of a vacuum cleaner. Such characters!
Thank you so much for sharing this wacky story.
Bored0ut0fHerMind
#8
Chapter 22: Wow! I just binge-read this! Couldn’t stop reading. And you can definitely write comedy! I was smiling all throughout at how much of an idiot Minho is and I also laughed out loud several times! Really an enjoyable read, so please don’t say you can’t write comedy because you’re definitely good at it. Thank you for writing 2min. I really shipped (and still do) them from the start, back when I literally didn’t even know what shipping was and had to google it haha! And I missed JongKey more with this. I’m glad you included our angel in this. ❤️❤️❤️
snowtaems
#9
Chapter 22: So this is how you organize a story! 👀
Gotta take some notes from Abbie
snowtaems
#10
Chapter 21: A spin-off about Jongkey? YES PLEASE!