Min Young helps get Lu Han on my back. He was light. I should totally blame SM for not feeding him well

 and making him work so hard, but now, I’m just glad he’s easy to carry. Lu Han’s head gently rests on my

 shoulder and I realize he smells really nice. My heart flutters and I feel butterflies in my stomach. I’m

 sweating like crazy not because Lu Han’s hard to carry but because

 1. I’m carrying Lu Han

  2. I’m carrying the LU HAN!

 3. I’m freakin CARRYING THE LU HAN of EXO!!!

 As I’m carrying him, Min Young is desperately looking around for any signs of help. I preoccupy myself with

 the feeling of carrying Lu Han on my back, his sweet scent, his firm legs, his smooth skin….ahhh I’m in

 heaven.

 Then suddenly,

 “Mei, I think he’s waking up!” Min Young cried.

 Then I heard Lu Han moan. His legs started to stretch out, and I had to quickly put him down.

 “Kai?….Ssse Hun?” Lu Han quietly whispered.

 “Eotteoke Mei?!?!?” Min Young said while covering in shock.

 I quickly bend over closer to Lu Han, unsure of what I was doing. He looked at me with innocent eyes,

 probably questioning who I was and trying to remember what happened.

 “Hi?” I slowly said in English.

 Then Lu Han started speaking in Korean, which I couldn’t understand.

 “He’s telling us he doesn’t speak English” Min Young clarified.

 “So are you going to talk to him in Korean?” I asked.

 Then I heard Min Young ask Lu Han a question in Korean. They talked back and forth for a while, and then

 Min Young translated.

 “He says his Korean is not as good as his Chinese. I told him that you could speak in Chinese with him while

 I spoke Korean” said Min Young.

 I got excited at the thought of communicating with Lu Han, but then I realized how basic my Chinese was.

 I had spoken Chinese with my parents for most of my life, but it was always pretty simple daily talk.

 “May I ask who you guys are?” Lu Han suddenly questioned.

 “Uhhh…well, we are Harvard students who came to study in Korea.” I tried to say without showing how

 nervous I was.

 “Are you fans of Exo?” He asked narrowing his eyes.

 “Yea-“ Min Young started to say before I cut her off.

 “What’s Exo? “ I ask as innocently as I could without Lu Han being able to tell that I was lying. I didn’t

 want him to think we were crazy fangirls who knocked him unconscious and tried to kidnap him. He doesn’t

 remember anything, so it’s better to be on the safe side and not have Lu Han file a law suit against us.

 Min Young looked at me as if I was crazy.

 “What the heck are you talking about?” She whispered.

 I quickly explain the whole, let’s play it on the safe side plan, and she nods in agreement.

 I turn back to Lu Han. “We found you injured and tried to look for help because, you see, we’re lost.”

 “Haha, yeah, we have no idea what Exo is.. haha” Min Young laughs hysterically behind me.

 “Ahh, well, my name is Lu Han and thanks for trying to save me” He says with a sweet, innocent smile that

 almost causes me to faint.

 Min Young almost lets out a tiny squeal at the sound of his name, but I shove my elbow in her stomach just

 before she accidentally gives us away.

 I watch as Lu Han pulls out his cell phone from his pocket. OMG! Why didn’t we think of that?!!?! Of course

 Lu Han was smart enough to carry his cell phone with him. Gaahhh, we could have just pulled it out of his

 pocket and called for help!! Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

 I turned to look at Min Young who was thinking the exact same thing as I was.

 Lu Han calls for a paramedic, and in a matter of minutes, I hear the sirens get closer and closer. The sky

 was already pretty dark, and the next think I know, the 3 of us are in the hospital. Well, Lu Han was

 getting treatment, and Min Young and I were in the waiting room. The next thing I remember is falling

 asleep exhausted.