"When will our goddess wake up?"

"She has been sleeping almost a year already."

"What should we do?"

"Should we find her lover?"

"What are you saying? Are goddesses doesn't have any lovers!" 

"Maybe someone will appear today and give her a true love's kiss?"

I can clearly hear what all of them are saying. However, no matter how hard I try to open my eyes it doesn't work. And wait! Did I just hear the word, "Goddess"? Where the heck am I? 

"Our Goddess!" The lipstick bowed down to me. 

Oh right! If I remember correctly I tried putting the lipstick and here I am in it actually works. 

"I know you are very confused in this situation but our world is ending." I can hear the sadness in his voice so he just needs me to save his home. 

End of the world! What am I even doing here? And why are these people even worried about me? They should worry about themselves. 

"Can you give me an explanation please?" This is insane! Am I a masochist? A sadist? What am I? Hahah I don't know anymore I just wish to escape from my reality now this reality is even hard. But even so, I should remain calm. I wonder if I die here, will I also die from my original world? Hmm too much of that let's just see what would my life be here. 

"Almost a year ago because the people earnestly prayed for a Savior, you were born." My braincells are you still there?  Savior? No! My cells are having a hard time understanding even if it's only the beginning of such story. 

"Since, they are still people who are still wishing for our planet's decay that's why you are still now waking up." 

Alright, Mr. let me comprehend it a little more this is fantasy. I should have known the plot would be complicated. 

"We have tried different methods to wake you up but we were never successful." 

I see, then I'm alreadt dying without properly gaining consciousness before helping this world such a tragic story. 

"Mr. , I think you are missing something You are calling me your savior but I couldn't  even save myself. Isn't it ironic?"  There I said it. I mean it's the truth. 

"Don't worry our Goddess, we just received a report the God from a planet called Earth will help you." 

"If someone is here to help shouldn't he just save you