Jisung nervously entered Minho’s apartment after his mother dragged him inside. He was completely overwhelmed by his surroundings and didn’t know where to look first. Being in his apartment was something Jisung never imagined. Not that he didn’t want it, no! Of course, he imagined cuddly dates in his room but he never actually believed that he would come this far!

But he wasn’t complaining, he had to take the chance to get closer to Minho.

 

“You are such a cutie!” Minho’s mother was pinching Jisung’s chubby cheeks, smiling warmly.

“Thanks?”

“Are you Minho’s boyfriend? Please say yes.”
“Mom, NO!” Jisung flinched at Minho’s shout. To be honest, he nearly forgot about him.

“Not yet.” he added after winking at her. Minho groaned loudly and mumbled quietly to himself.

“I’m preparing dinner, please go to Minho’s room and Minho, be nice!”

 

***

 

While they were walking to his room, Minho tried to suppress his anger. First of all, he hadn’t any strength left for a discussion and secondly, this wasn’t Jisung’s fault. Silent, he opened the door and jumped -face first- on his bed. Jisung was observing every inch of his room with wide eyes. If you would’ve asked him how he imagined Minho’s room to look like, he would’ve answered dark and scary. He didn’t know why but he never thought that Minho’s room would be this bright! The furniture was mostly white, some posters of people he didn’t know were on his walls, many books filled the shelves and he even had some trophies!

“Did you win all of these?”

“No, my cats did.”

“You have cats???”

 

Minho rolled his eyes and scraped all his will together to turn on his back.

“But I’m serious! You won so many competitions, that’s amazing.”

Minho just shrugged and smiled as he heard his cats nearing his room.

“Wow, you won in so many categories. Freestyle, group dance, solo, hip hop, woah even for choreographing!” Jisung was still babbling and didn’t notice their two new guests. Doongie jumped elegantly on the bed and sat on Minho’s chest, while Soonie made his way to Jisung. The older boy grinned internally as he observed the boy’s reaction who nearly got a heart attack once the cat touched his legs. What Jisung didn’t know was that Soonie could be very, very prickly towards anybody but Minho. Scratching was its favorite hobby and Minho was sure that Jisung would come in contact with its long claws.

What he wasn’t expecting was her to rub itself on Jisung’s legs while purring loudly.

 

“Awwwwwwwwwwwww. Look at this fluffy baby!” Jisung immediately crouched down and cradled Soonie in his arms.

“What’s your name, cutie? You are so pretty!” he petted the cat and giggled when its purring intensified.

“Soonie.” Minho answered confused and couldn’t help to feel betrayed. Soonie even scratched him from time to time if he didn’t do what it wanted.

“Your name is as pretty as you!”

“Oh my god! You even have a sibling.” he squealed and sat on Minho’s bed without asking for his consent.

“What’s your name? Woah you’re equally pretty!”

“Doongie.” Dumbfounded Minho watched his cat leaving his side and accepting Jisung’s open arms. For some seconds he felt like crying. He was tired, Jisung was here and his dear babies were abandoning him for said squirrel. Maybe they sensed that he was also an animal?

“I have a big cuddly dog named Buddy. He would love you two and you could be friends. I’ve never met cats who didn’t like Buddy.” Jisung started to talk excitedly about his pet as if the cats understood him.

Minho felt his eye lids getting heavier and the sound of Jisung’s voice and his cats purring lulled him into sleep.    

 

Jisung was so occupied with giving all his love to the cats that he didn’t notice that Minho felt asleep. Only when Minho shifted and curled up on his side, Jisung saw it. Cooing he let the cats free and watched Minho’s sleeping state closely. His lips were slightly parted and looked so smooth that he had to stop himself from touching them. But not only his lips, no his whole face looked unbelievable soft. His long lashes were casting a shadow on his high cheek bones and Jisung wondered yet again whether he ever saw a more ethereal human than Minho. Before he could realize his actions, his right hand made its way into Minho’s hair. Jisung let his soft strands glide trough his fingers, being amazed by their softness. Minho stirred a bit but sighed when Jisung continued his petting, he even slid closer to his side. When Jisung stopped in fear of waking him up, the boy let out a sound of distress and nudged his hand, signing him to continue. His heart was swelling continuously and he smiled warmly when the cats curled next to them. Careful he took his phone out of his pocket and secretly took some pictures of the loveable scene. He happily put the phone back after setting one as his background, risking his life. Once Minho would see the pictures, he would kill him but did it stop the adorable boy? No, it didn’t.

 

***

 

Jisung was so immersed in watching and playing with Minho’s hair, that he violently jerked when his mother called for the boys. Minho’s eye lids fluttered open as he stretched his arms over his head and let out a loud but content sigh. He resembled his cats so much that Jisung bit back a coo and tried to stop staring at the ethereal boy.

“Why are you touching me?” Minho asked perplexed, scooting away. Shocked, he noticed that he’s felt the boy’s caress during his slumber. The bad thing was that he liked it, well, who wouldn’t like it? But he wouldn’t admit it, not in this life.

Jisung watched him in fear like a deer caught in the headlights and pulled his hand back.

“I…I’m sorry. You had something in your hair.” he laughed nervously and stood abruptly up, causing Soonie to scratch him out of surprise.

“Ouch.” he clutched his hand and pouted adorably. Minho would have felt bad about it but to be honest, he didn’t care. He didn’t ask to be petted, Jisung just got punished for taking advantage of the sleeping boy.

 

“Boys, are you deaf? Come on!” Jisung awkwardly stood in the middle of the room and watched how Minho kissed his cats before getting up and making his way out. He followed him closely hoping that Minho wasn’t mad at him anymore.

“I made your favorite meal, Minnie.” Minho nodded shortly and sat down. His mother rolled her eyes and gestured Jisung to follow him. With big eyes he stared at the various meals which were laid out in front of him.

“Woah, they all look so delicious! Thank you eomonim.”

“No, it’s nothing and now dig in!”

 

***

 

The dishes didn’t just look delicious, they also were! Jisung patted his full tummy with a content smile on his cute face.

“This was one of the best meals I ever had in my life. Thank you so much!”

“Don’t let your mom hear that!” she giggled proud about her amazing cooking skills.

“Oh, no worries. She knows that she’s a terrible cook and I take after her.”

“Minho is also a great cook! You don’t have to worry about the future.” she winked at him and laughed loudly when Minho glared at her.

“I would love to continue sitting here and talk to you guys but I have homework to do and I’m sure that Jisung also has to leave.”

 

Pouting Jisung nodded and started to clean the table up.

“Oh my. You are such a well-educated boy!” Minho groaned again and watched his mother falling in love with the squirrel. If she would know how annoying the boy could be, she wouldn’t be this esthetic. Well, maybe she still would be. Minho was the completely opposite of her; she was loud, outgoing, and always full of energy while he wasn’t at all.

After endless conversations between the two excited persons, Jisung finally put his shoes on and walked to the door. Normally, Minho would have left minutes ago but his mother made him stay and send the boy out.

“Thank you for everything, hyung. See you tomorrow at school.” the boy tried to extend their time together by moving as slowly as possible without letting the other realize. Minho just hummed and mindlessly took his phone out of his pocket.

“Oh, hyung!”

“What?”

“I really, really like you!”

 

Minho had the urge to slam the door on the youngers face but he knew that his mother would kill him for that. So, he just glared at the boy and closed the door as soon as Jisung stepped outside. This boy would be the cause of his death.

 

***

 

Meanwhile the group chat was blowing their phones up.

 

 

[Minsung Nation <3]

 

[5:21 PM]

 

UwU: Woojinnie hyuuuung

UwU:   ╥﹏╥

UwU: I need your help

UwU: my teacher is going to kill me when I fail this test again

UwU: oh, wrong chat sorry!

 

: wow he said when not if…

 

Jinnie: which subject Innie?

Jinnie: maybe I can help you?

 

Favorite Aussie: no offence Hyunjin but you’re dumb as

 

panicked DAD: you have no right to speak Felix

panicked DAD: or should I call you Dumblix?

 

Favorite Aussie: what did I do this time dad?

 

panicked DAD: fried eggs…

panicked DAD: you tried to fry the egg literally

panicked DAD: without cracking it….

 

Favorite Aussie: well that’s not my fault!

Favorite Aussie: they’re called fried eggs

Favorite Aussie: they should be called ‘first cracked and then fried eggs’

 

smaller man: wow…I’m sorry but you can’t be my favorite aussie anymore.

 

smaller man changed ‘Favorite Aussie’ to ‘Dumblix’

 

Dumblix: you

 

cooler Dad: watch your language!

cooler Dad: also Innie don’t panic I’m on my way

 

smaller man: Chan hyung you should feel threatened

smaller man: Woojin hyung is going to snatch your role as our dad away

smaller man: you should step up your game or else we’re leaving you

 

panicked DAD: I’m going to act like I didn’t read that

 

Jinnie: hello, I’m Chris, 18 and I never learned how to read.

 

: shut up

: Jisung is in charge of quoting dead memes not you

: speaking of him…where the hell is he?

 

Dumblix: dunno normally he answers his texts right away

 

panicked DAD:

panicked DAD: I hope that nothing happened to him

panicked DAD:  ⊙﹏⊙

 

smaller man: Chan back at it again with being a panicked parent

 

Dumblix: well he left with Minho hyung

Dumblix: our fears are reasonable

 

smaller man: chill

smaller man: I told you that Minho would never do anything to harm him

smaller man: unless he’s

smaller man:  ಠ‿↼

 

Jinnie: gross

Jinnie: but I’m actually worried

Jinnie: he’s not picking up and we all know that he’s glued to his phone

 

panicked DAD: ok calm down guys

panicked DAD: calm down

panicked DAD: we’ll form groups to search him

 

: he’s probably sleeping

 

Dumblix: yeah but like sleeping forever as in dead?

 

smaller man: shut up

 

Jinnie: I think I’ll go to his place

Jinnie: just being sure

 

smaller man: why are you all acting like he’s in danger?

smaller man: like somebody would follow and beat him up

 

: shut up hyung

: just shut up

 

Minho senpai notice me: hi guys

Minho senpai notice me: ヾ(＾∇＾)

 

panicked DAD: don’t hello at us

panicked DAD: why didn’t you pick up your phone???

panicked DAD: some of us were worrying

 

Jinnie: you I actually died a little bit

 

Minho senpai notice me: pls don’t kill me!

Minho senpai notice me: I’m so sorry

Minho senpai notice me: I was at Minho hyungs place till now and didn’t check my phone :((((

 

smaller man: you…you were at his place?

smaller man: you’re lying

smaller man: nope

smaller man: not even I am allowed there

smaller man: you better be lying or else your crush will be dead tomorrow

 

Minho senpai notice me: nooooooo

Minho senpai notice me: pls don’t kill my man

 

smaller man changed ‘Minho senpai notice me’ to ‘dumb ’

 

dumb : what did I do????

 

smaller man: you’re taking my place as Minnie’s friend

smaller man: I can’t allow that

 

dumb : but I’m not trying to be his friend

dumb : I try to be his boyfriend hyung

 

Dark Lord: why is my phone blowing up?

 

smaller man: welcome back cheater

 

Dark Lord: ?

 

smaller man: Jisung was at your place but I’m not allowed to come?

smaller man: I didn’t know that you hate me this much

smaller man: or love Jisung that much

 

Dark Lord: Binnie have you lost your mind?

Dark Lord: Y’all are not allowed to come because I hate u

 

smaller man: well that’s better

smaller man: not

 

dumb : but Minnie hyung you love me right?

 

Dark Lord: call me Minnie again and I’ll send your way back to Malaysia

 

dumb : but you would miss me hyung :(

dumb : just accept it hyung…you can’t live without me

 

Dark Lord: who do you think you are? My phone charger?

 

Jinnie: woooohooo shots being fired

 

: Sungie you need ice to cool your BURN?

 

panicked DAD: I laughed out loud omg

panicked DAD: sorry son but you’re dead now.

 

dumb : that hurt baby :(

dumb : you’re cuter when you sleep

 

Dark Lord: the creep back at it again

 

dumb : [image attached]

dumb : look at my cute angel

dumb : (•ө•)♡

 

smaller man: I mean no homo bro

smaller man: but you look like the cutest human being in the pic

smaller man: and I’m saying this although I know Felix

 

Dark Lord: U wanna die????

Dark Lord: WHO THE HELL TAKES PHOTOS OF SLEEPING PERSONS??????

 

Dumblix: hyung you think I’m cute?

 

smaller man: well…no homo bro

 

Dumblix: yes homo

 

Jinnie: YES HOMO OMG I’M CRYING

Jinnie: LKSDLAFDÖOAWSOPIDNÖOVASÖOIMNVCÖLASIHDFECÖLWAIBSEOVFUBWNASEÄORLNGVAÄ

 

Dumblix: I mean you’re really cute yourself

Dumblix: like very cute

 

: why y’all so gay?

: I didn’t sign up for this gay

 

panicked DAD: Seungmin, not everybody in this group is gay. But please let’s be accepting and supportive. We live in the 21^st century, no homophobic acts in my tolerant household.

 

: dad chill

: my best friends are gay, remember???

: I just hate y’all that’s it

 

smaller man: well….thank you….I guess….

 

cooler Dad: great Felix

cooler Dad: you broke Changbin :(

 

Jinnie: Woojin hyung you’re back!

Jinnie: wait where’s Jisung again?

Jinnie: Minho hyung did you kill him this time for real?

 

Dark Lord: I missed the chance this time unfortunately

Dark Lord: but you all are invited to his funeral tomorrow

 

dumb : you won’t kill me cause you love meeee

 

Dark Lord: try me !!!

 

cooler Dad: ok, Minho put that knife down and breath

cooler Dad: Jisung stop provoking him

cooler Dad: Seungmin and Hyunjin go and do your homework

cooler Dad: Changbin and Felix stop flirting

cooler Dad: CHAN GO AND SLEEP LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN!!!!!!

 

: I would say sth but I’m actually afraid of you hyung :(

 

cooler Dad: good

 

panicked DAD: (ʘᗩʘ’)

 

 

***

A/N: hello guys :3 how are y'all?

I have two questions for youuu ;-;

1) do you like the group messages or should I stop? 

2) why do you think Lix, Min and Jin panicked when Jisung didn't answer right away?