AN: 

Hi my lovely STAYs <3
I hope you are doing well! Please don't forget to stay health and to take care! 
I am very sorry for the late update but life is being a right now and I really don't have much time for writing. That's so sad cause I really love writing but there's not much I can do about it.
I'm sending you much love and hugs! <3 
Stay safe.

Short reminder: 
Chan: Better than Tony
Minho: soft kitty
Changbin: Shrek Sunbaenim
Hyunjin: Eunuch
Jisung: Noona Hunter
Felix: SoftLix
Seungmin: Seungbean
Jeongin: UwU
 

 

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[4:08 PM]

 

fake friends

 

Noona Hunter: Seungmin are you in earshot?

Noona Hunter: over

 

Seungbean: yes

 

Noona Hunter: Minnie, we talked about this! You need to say over!!!

 

Seungbean: no

 

Noona Hunter: I can’t hear you if you don’t say over!

 

Seungbean: Jisung istg

Seungbean: Felix help me

 

SoftLix: come on, Minnie

SoftLix: over

 

Seungbean: omg I hate both of you

Seungbean: over

 

Noona Hunter: I can finally hear you!

Noona Hunter: over

 

Shrek Sunbaenim: Jisung don’t push your luck  

 

Better than Tony: what are you boys doing?

 

soft kitty: they’re spying on Innie und Hyunjin

 

Better than Tony: they’re doing WHAT????

Better than Tony: Changbin and Minho don’t tell me that you’re with them

 

Shrek Sunbaenim: of course not hyung

Shrek Sunbaenim: Minho’s coming over and we’re gonna work on a project

 

soft kitty: I’m going to meet his parents for the first time

soft kitty: I’M NERVOUS CHAN HYUNG

 

SoftLix: wow what an occasion for Innie to miss

SoftLix: his shipper mind would be thriving

SoftLix: ALSO CHANGBIN HYUNG DON’T PRETEND

SoftLix: you told us to inform you about every step they take

 

Shrek Sunbaenim: what you’re not doing

Shrek Sunbaenim: js

 

cutie pie: don’t worry Minho hyung they’re going to love you :)

cutie pie: omg Innie arrived now!!!!

cutie pie: Seungmin can you hear them? Over

 

Seungbean: Jinnie’s face is so red omg

Seungbean: he’s stuttering I can’t understand

 

Better than Tony: language

Better than Tony: guys you really should leave them alone

 

soft kitty: thank you Jisung <3

 

Shrek Sunbaenim: can you two stop having your love story here rn???

Shrek Sunbaenim: we want to hear about dumb and dumber and not Minsung

 

SoftLix: Innie is standing there looking like this

SoftLix: (ಠ_ಠ)

SoftLix: he’s not having any of his

 

Seungbean: Jinnie looks like he’s going to cry any second

 

Shrek Sunbaenim: ffs somebody just help this guy out

 

Better than Tony: no

Better than Tony: let him be

Better than Tony: pls don’t interfere he wouldn’t like that

 

Seungbean: chill dad

Seungbean: I would stop Felix and Jisung but we already talked about it

Seungbean: we’re just observing, not helping out

 

cutie pie: omg they’re hugging!!!

 

SoftLix: looks more like Innie comforting Jinnie

SoftLix: I am: confused

 

Seungbean: they’re too quiet I can’t hear anything

 

Shrek Sunbaenim: well then do a better job Seungmin

 

SoftLix:

SoftLix: Hyunjin saw me and he glared at me

SoftLix: HELP

 

soft kitty: nobody is laying a finger on Felix

soft kitty: I’ll personally kill whoever hurts him

 

SoftLix: („ಡωಡ„)

SoftLix: look at my knight in shining armor

 

Shrek Sunbaenim: poor Innie

Shrek Sunbaenim: he still thinks that Minho and I have/had something ongoing

Shrek Sunbaenim: look how he misses all those hints

Shrek Sunbaenim: Jisung you wanna hangout later?

 

soft kitty: no wtf

soft kitty: spend some time with your own boyfriend

soft kitty: and leave my boy alone

 

SoftLix: wow after all those words and hugs

SoftLix: he referred to me as Changbin’s boyfriend

 

cutie pie: nooo Felix he loves you too!!!

cutie pie: maybe even the most out of this group

 

soft kitty: I like Jisung the most

soft kitty: sorry Lix but you’re the second

 

cutie pie: I deadass don’t know how to respond

cutie pie: I like also like you the most hyung

 

Shrek Sunbaenim: all those years of friendship

Shrek Sunbaenim: me handling his grumpy and angry

Shrek Sunbaenim: and he likes my boyfriend more than me

Shrek Sunbaenim: what a great day to yeet myself out of the window

 

soft kitty: stop being dramatic

soft kitty: ( ಠ ʖ̯ ಠ)

soft kitty: you’re not just a friend to me

soft kitty: more like my annoying unwanted younger brother

 

Shrek Sunbaenim: me before this text

Shrek Sunbaenim: (╥﹏╥)

Shrek Sunbaenim: me now

Shrek Sunbaenim: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

Shrek Sunbaenim: ❤ (ɔˆз(ˆ⌣ˆc)

 

soft kitty: ok I take it back

soft kitty: I like your boyfriend much more than you

 

Shrek Sunbaenim: too late!!!

Shrek Sunbaenim: we’re logging out to cuddle now

Shrek Sunbaenim: let us know how it went!!!

 

soft kitty: wtf no

soft kitty: Ilhadslaihsnflwsbaguzdgzs

 

Seungbean: so wait

Seungbean: would Innie be sad because Changbin got brother-zoned

Seungbean: or would he be happy because they’re apparently cuddling rn?

 

SoftLix: well, I’m just jealous

SoftLix: I could have been cuddling with them but here I am

SoftLix: spying on Jin’s and Innie’s boring asses :(

 

cutie pie: omg they started walking!

cutie pie: also omg since Minho hyung is away now

cutie pie: I TRIED SO HARD TO NOT DIE ON INSTANT????

cutie pie: like he said that he LIKES ME

 

Better than Tony: you know that he can just read back when he’s online again?

 

cutie pie: oh, haha let me delete this real quick

 

SoftLix: boi I thought we were over that stage?

SoftLix: he’s head over heals in love with you

SoftLix: but go off I guess

 

cutie pie: omg Felix delete this pls

cutie pie: do you wanna see me dying from embarrassment???

 

Seungbean: ok, while those two are discussing over Jisung’s love life

Seungbean: I did my actual work and followed them

Seungbean: they’re in a convenience store now

 

Better than Tony: are they showing any signs of being together now?

 

SoftLix: look how’s curious now

SoftLix: Mr. Let them alone

 

cutie pie: we don’t know yet hyung

cutie pie: omg they’re leaving

cutie pie: HIDE

 

SoftLix: are they holding hands???

 

Seungbean: yes they are

Seungbean: wait this actually wasn’t as thrilling as I thought it would be

 

SoftLix: same

SoftLix: wait

SoftLix: @UwU

SoftLix: @UwU

SoftLix: @UwU

SoftLix: @UwU

SoftLix: @UwU

SoftLix: @UwU

SoftLix: @UwU

 

UwU: WHAT

 

SoftLix: omg did I just summon a demon?

 

UwU: if you don’t tell me what you want from me

UwU: you’ll be wishing you would have summoned a demon instead

 

SoftLix: uhm ok I’m scared

SoftLix: but are you two together yet?

 

UwU: ffs hyung

 

Better than Tony: he’s in a relationship for like 2 minutes and he’s already corrupted

Better than Tony: I’m so sad?

 

UwU: yes we are and we can see you guys snooping around

UwU: so stop hiding and come over

UwU: we can eat ice cream together

 

cutie pie: COMING!!!

 

‘Eunuch changed their name to IssaMeMario’

‘IssaMeMario changed ‘UwU’ to Princess Peach’

 

SoftLix: lmao

SoftLix: Jeongin just punched Jinnie

 

‘Princess Peach changed their name to Inniesolde’

‘Inniesolde changed ‘IssaMeMario’ to Jinstan’

 

Better than Tony: why do all love stories end with the lovers being dead at the end?

 

Inniesolde: it’s just my way of showing Hyunjin hyung that I could kill him anytime :)

 

Jinstan: isn’t he the cutest?

Jinstan: (≧◡≦) ♡

 

SoftLix: he sure is

SoftLix: *chuckles in danger*

 

cutie pie: wait

cutie pie:

 

 

[Private Chat LixiePixie]

 

Hannie:

omg Felix I need your help

come here

I’m sorry

help me please

 

LixiePixie:

omg that déjà vu moment

what’s twisting your pants bro?

 

Hannie:

Minho hyung is coming over

 

LixiePixie:

wait really?

why?

weren’t you two together yesterday?

 

Hannie:

we were

he offered to tutor me in math

like you know how much I need it

 

LixiePixie:

I see where this is leading

(≖ ͜ʖ≖)

The hot tutor and the cute student

 

Hannie:

omg stop!

I’m scared to death already

what if he finds out how dumb I’m actually are and leaves me?

wait we’re not even together

can he leave me then?

I guess he can

I dunno

look how stupid I am

 

LixiePixie:

Jisungie my best friend

I love you very much but sorry to burst your bubble

Minho hyung already knows how dumb you are

did you forget what you’ve done in the past months

or do you need me to remind you

 

Hannie:

STOP

you’re not helping at all!!!!

Like why does he like me???

He’s perfect and I’m an annoying piece of

omg

I think I’ll just message him and cancel for today

 

LixiePixie:

Jisung pls breathe

You are the most adorable, friendly and loveable person I know

beside me ofc

no jk

he really likes you so don’t cancel!!!

he offered it right?

So he wants to be there

don’t forget that

he WANTS to spend time with you

I bet the whole tutoring is just an excuse to be with you

stop panicking now and make yourself presentable

you still had some leaves in your hair when you left earlier

 

Hannie:

you really think so?

yeah I have to take a shower real quick

 

LixiePixie:

no I know it

You know that your boi is at my boi’s place rn?

let’s say he’s just as nervous as you are

according to Changbin hyung at least

 

Hannie:

why is he so cute???

Imma cry

wait no time for that

I’ll take a shower now and later I’ll send you a pic of my outfit ok?

Thank you Lixie <3

I love you soooo much

 

LixiePixie:

I love you toooooo

and ofc you can send me as many pictures as you want

I’m heading to Changbin hyung’s place now

call me if you need anything

 

 

 

***

 

 

 

“Jisung, Minho is here!” The dancer smiled kindly at Jisung’s mom, waiting for the younger to appear from his room.

“Coming!” He suppressed a laughter when the poor boy stumbled out of his room, nearly falling down in the process. He tried to play it off but his red cheeks betrayed him.

“Hi hyung, let’s go to my room.” Minho bowed formally and followed Jisung to his room. As soon as he closed the door behind himself, he pulled the smaller boy into a much needed hug.

“I really needed this.” Minho sighed deeply, not wanting to release the boy yet.

“What happened, hyung? Are you ok?” He chuckled lightly and let the younger go in order to look at his adorable face. A fond smile made its way on his handsome face as he lightly Jisung’s plush cheek.

“I’m fine. Changbin was just as annoying as ever. I really couldn’t wait to dump his to come over.” Jisung giggled at his words and bravely wound his arms around his hyung’s torso.

“Sounds like you need another hug.” He could feel Minho’s vibrating chest as he laughed silently.

“Thank you. You saved my day.” Still blushing, the younger boy led them to his bed, sitting comfortably on it, until his hyung decided to sit directly next to him. Their sides were pressed against each other as Minho decided to take Jisung’s hand into his own.

“How was your day? Did Hyunjin and Jeongin scold you for spying?”

“No, they were ok with it. Hyung, they always were cute together but they’re so adorable now???” Jisung smiled fondly at the memory of the two boys holding hands and grinning at each other. Minho was also smiling but not because of the boys, no, he was smiling because his Jisungie looked so cute at that moment! He thought about it for a second and decided to peck the fluffy looking cheek quickly. Jisung stopped smiling and looked at the elder boy with wide eyes. He had pecked him again! The squirrel like boy thought that yesterday had been an exception but he did it again!

“Uhm…I’m sorry. Is it too much? Don’t you like it?” Minho was embarrassed to death at least. Why did he have to act out of the blue and not listen to his head?

“I-It’s not that I don’t like it. It’s just…” Jisung was looking at the floor, playing with his fingers, not brave enough to face his hyung. “Uhm…I just didn’t expect it?”

“Should I warn you every time before I’m going to kiss you?” Minho was confused but a playful smirk was adorning his lips.

“You want to kiss me more?” The poor boy was shocked and his hyung’s cute giggle didn’t help at all.

“I guess. How about I give you a kiss every time you solve a problem correctly?”

“Well, you wouldn’t be giving me any kisses.” Jisung groaned as soon as he looked at his book.

“Come on, Jisungie. I bet you’re not as bad as you think you are. Let me explain you everything and we’ll see.” The younger felt bad for his hyung since he had so much hope for him.

“I bet you’ll be surprised.”

 

 

Two hours passed and Minho was blinking at the papers in front of them. Jisung had the right answer but the completely wrong approach. To be honest, the elder didn’t even know what the younger did calculate. The silence was soon broken by Jisung’s loud groan.

“I told you, I’m bad. There’s no hope for me.” He whined cutely as he turned around and faceplanted on his bed. He didn’t want to continue anymore! It was extremely difficult to follow Minho’s words since his mind worked on his own. He caught himself staring at his handsome face and wondering how he got that lucky, multiple times. That whole tutoring just wasn’t fair! How could he concentrate on MATH if a gorgeous man like Minho was sitting right next to him? And if he had to solve the problems, Minho just stared at him, even occasionally played with his hair or just put his head on his shoulder. HOW COULD HE CONCENTRATE????????

 

“No, I think that I just at explaining? It’s not your fault, Jisungie!” Great, now he made his hyung feel bad.

“No, you’re the best tutor I’ve ever had. I even understood some things. It’s just…” Jisung groaned again and hoped that Minho wouldn’t hear him since his face was still pressed against his sheets. “It’s just that I’m distracted sometimes because you’re here in my room, sitting next to me…This is so embarrassing, hyung.” Minho blinked again before he started to laugh loudly. Jisung wanted to punch the other but his plans got interrupted as the boy laid down next to him and cradled him against his chest.

“You are the cutest human being in this world, do you know that? I was also nervous as hell since I didn’t want to stutter or make any errors while explaining that to you.” This time, it was Jisung’s turn to blink blankly. Minho had been worried about tutoring him?

“But why, hyung? You’re so intelligent, I should be worried about you finding out how stupid I am. Because you’ll realize it and then you’ll go and find someone else.” Minho stopped laughing and stared at the boy for so long that he got self-conscious.

“Jisung, do I need to remind you that I’m not fond of people other than you guys? But let’s stop for now, ok? I think you need some rest.” Jisung nodded, pulling Minho close and pressing his face against the side of his neck.

“Can you stay for a bit longer?” He didn’t know where his courage came from but he was proud of himself for asking. Minho shivered a bit when the younger’s hot breath grazed his neck but he still pulled the younger closer and put his leg over his small hips. Jisung sighed contently as the elder started to his hair.

“I’ll stay as long as you want me to.” He could live with that, yep, he definitely could.

 

 

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