You're dating WHO!?!
Of True Love And Inappropriate Texting![](https://31.media.tumblr.com/bb8937e38d4319267624dce67aed54b6/tumblr_mt98n7MnIt1rjxb8po1_250.gif)
From Future Wife:
When are you home tonight, jagiya?
So I know when to start dinner.
To Future Wife:
Don't know.
It's probably not a good idea for me to come home, actually.
Well, not after I tell you what I have to tell you.
For my own safety and the safety of our future children.
From Future Wife:
What?
Okay...
Is there something wrong?
To Future Wife:
Okay.
Before you explode just remember that I love you and only you and this was in no way my idea.
Seriously, drill this into your head right now.
From Future Wife:
Baekhyun, what did you do?
To Future Wife:
Well, technically speaking I haven't personally done anything wrong.
Yet another thing to remember.
From Future Wife:
Stop dancing around the subject.
You clearly did something that you know will piss me off.
So out with it, what have you done?
To Future Wife:
Okay.
Right.
I'll just come out with it.
From Future Wife:
Yes, you will.
Preferably this millenia, if it's all the same to you.
To Future Wife:
I will.
Yes.
Wait, you remembered about the whole 'I love you' and 'it's not my fault' thing, right?
From Future Wife:
Baekhyun, tell me what's happened!
To Future Wife:
Because it's really important that you recognise I have no say in this, because if I did this would not be happening at all.
From Future Wife:
Byun.
Baekhyun.
Tell me what is wrong right now or so help me I will make you sleep on the sofa for a month.
To Future Wife:
Okay okay!
I'm doing it!
Right, well the company has decided to use me in a PR stunt.
From Future Wife:
Alright...
And what does this PR stunt involve?
To Future Wife:
Oh, you know.
Things.
From Future Wife:
What kind of things?
To Future Wife:
Things involving a fellow idol.
From Future Wife:
What things involving a fellow idol?
To Future Wife:
Well, perhaps just a little bit of fake dating?
From Future Wife:
I see.
And?
To Future Wife:
And what?
That's all there is to it.
Honest.
From Future Wife:
I don't even need to be able to see your face to know you're lying.
Out with it.
To Future Wife:
Okay, so maybe to accompany the fake dating there will have to be some fake kissing.
In a car.
At night.
From Future Wife:
Oh.
And who is your fake girlfriend then?
I assume it's a girl, anyway...
To Future Wife:
No, it's not Chanyeol, before you decide to go off on one about bloody Baekyeol again.
From Future Wife:
Then who is it?
To Future Wife:
Just remember that I love you and only you.
Forever
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