From Bacon Strips:

Jagiyaaaaa

Watcha doin...

To Bacon Strips:

Baekhyun I'm busy.

From Bacon Strips:

Aw but I'm on break.

I wanna talk to you jagi...

I miss you.

To Bacon Strips:

Baekhyun, seriously.

I'm busy.

Go find someone else to annoy.

From Bacon Strips:

Soo, are you okay?

To Bacon Strips:

I'm fine.

Go away.

From Bacon Strips:

Are you sure?

Because you're all snippy all of a sudden.

To Bacon Strips:

Oh, I'm snippy?

Jesus christ, thanks for making me feel better.

From Bacon Strips:

But you said you were fine!

To Bacon Strips:

Well, obviously not!

You know what, seeing as I'm so snippy and nasty I'll just stop talking to you.

You can go on the sofa tonight, FYI.

Why would you want to share a bed with a snippy person, huh?

From Bacon Strips:

Fine, I take it back!

Jagiya, calm down.

You're acting weird.

To Bacon Strips:

So now I'm weird?

Goodbye Baekhyun.

From Bacon Strips:

Eunsoo no!

Are you still there?

What just happened...

Amazing Baekkie: So then she stopped texting and ignored my messages.

Yeollie: That's weird. Eunsoo's never like that. 

Chensing Machine: Did you do something to offend her? Like, before you came to work?

Amazing Baekkie: No! At least, I don't think so...

Chensing Machine: Think really hard.

Yeollie: Did you finish the ice cream without telling her?

Amazing Baekkie: Haha, no. Not after last time. Be thankful I'm still alive to have this chat.

Chensing Machine: Did you mess with her art stuff? Or anything else like that?

Amazing Baekkie: No. I can't.

Yeollie: You can't? What, does she have an art supply guard dog or something?

Amazing Baekkie: No, she puts sticky notes everywhere reading 'Baekhyun if you so much as lay a finger on this you will be castrated'.

Yeollie: Wow.

Chensing Machine: Don't take this the wrong way, but your fiancee is nuts.

Amazing Baekkie: Yeah, I know. 

Yeollie: Okay. Did you do something like leave the toilet seat up? You know women hate that.

Amazing Baekkie: Nope. I've been well trained.

Chensing Machine: Well, maybe you did something whilst you were asleep. Do you talk or kick or snore?

Yeollie: He snores.

Amazing Baekkie: I don't! 

Yeollie: He does. He's in denial. 

Chensing Machine: Actually, now you mention it I do remember him snoring when he fell asleep in th