When can I leave here, Doctor?

8 BIT RANDOM TIP: Click or hover on items to inspect. Click or hover on characters to check their mood. Poster is a collaboration between BleedLikeMe and ann1914. Thanks to MACK for the Jaeling + Junsu RPG sprites.

Welcome to World B, the #1 VRMMOG (Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Online Game) on the planet.

BleedLikeMe will now commence the process of... fluffinating Jaeling... maybe... Failed so much... *dies* I think the new poster is fluff... I think.

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It can work... because... lmao... shoes.

A collection of weird fiction that will make you go... wtf... more often than not. If you're familiar with my stuff, you'll know about Jae and Cyn and their many bizarre relationships (mostly yandere, yandere, and more yandere... but that's not the point). The point is... in this series of "On the Run" scenarios, they will, in no particular order, be playing as: 

69 chapters of Jaeling craze, lmao

Everything. Everything leads to now. Their time is now. Her lips part and the Empire... the Empire comes crashing down.    

Hitoya. One night. "Do you know my name?"    

The Kim boys come home from boarding school to find their mama long dead and their appa remarried. Hmm, no wonder they haven't received any letters from home. Well, except for that one concerning their home bound transportation. Upon their arrival at the Kim Estate, they are informed that an illness had taken their beloved mama. Okay. Wait, what? That woman was as strong and healthy as an ox. She's continuou

Three decades of orbiting in space, with only two androids to keep her company, Cyndi returns to Earth... to discover she is the last female of the Homo sapien species.

Hush... it's a secret.

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My favorite idols and AFF friends as... Puzzle and Dragons monsters. Follow their journey from Departure Tower to their last dungeon. Oh yes, it's team challenge mode time.

He's got no head... but she loves him all the same. This will be the closest I'll ever get to a visual fan comic strip (since I can't even draw proper stick people). One of my friends is turning her fanfic into a manga. I don't want to be left behind! Rawr!

What if JJ and Xin... oh, screw it.

Hi. My name's Junsu, but I like to be called Mr. Incredible. These right here are my neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Kim... but I like to call them Mr. and Mrs. Krim... Krim as in for criminal. See... they may look normal on the surface but don't let it fool you. They will let their dogs take s all over your lawn. They will hop your fence and us

A day of misadventures in the life of Mr. Death and the noob gang (I mean... the infinity gang...or the power...) Don't worries guys, everything is gonna be okay~!

Heartbreaker Inc's Rank Number Two, Jiro, betrays her and establishes a rival company with HER special heart breaking techniques. The CEO of Heartbreaker Inc, Kim Jaejoong, is still running away like some rebel teenager avoiding chores. Taking care of his little niece, Jinhee, becomes her side job (like she has a lot of time to spare)? GD and CL are still utterly clueless about the most obvious things. Man, she has got a lot on her plate. 

Christmas Eve Special: Korean Santa must have switched list with Taiwanese Santa during all the chaotic mishaps of stolen red undies, lil' elves gone wild, and hovering reindeers (hovering out of control). Because seriously... just... seriously... Junsu asked for a noona... but a Taiwanese noona?!                                                                                                                                                                                                      

a Simtown pictorial diary of one Kim Jaeling, a preteen living with her mad scientist appa, Kim Jaejoong, her acclaimed actress mama, Kim (Wang) Xinling, her karate champion older brother by a few minutes, Kim Lingjae, her adopted brother who thinks he's from outer space, Huang Zitao, her cute little baby sister, Kim Jaeling², and Manny Junsu aka Kim Junsu aka babysitter (plus many, many other... 'interesting' neighbors)

A clockmaker who suffers from short-term memory loss. A muse prone to malfunction and currently on inspirational strike. A cat. A bird. Both with much to say. And a cupid with an Oedipus-complex. Jaejoong gets kicked out of his own bed. With a nasty thud, he falls to the hardwood floor. Like WTF? It's his bed! Where the hell is Blackae? Isn't he supposed to be alert about these 'stranger in his bed' business? Damn that cat. Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Kim Jaejoong as artisan clockmaker Jaejoong who suffe

Nine immortals and no ending in sight. They have lived together like a family for too damn long. It is time for a change, but can they handle the separation?

So... how do arranged marriage stories start? Oh, right. There's this really big and cool company in S. Korea owned by Kim Jaejoong's umma. We'll call this Company XX. There's also this other really big and cool company in Taiwan owned by Wang Xinling's baba. We'll call this Company XY. What do these companies specialize in? Eh, is it important? Skip. And then... you know... they want to make it even cooler by joining forces to slay the dragon. The only way to link the two really big and cool

A sly fool, his responsible younger brother, and the girl who wants to marry old wealth.

Hello world! Tokyo Disneyland... one of the happiest places on Earth. Story Key: English - Korean - Mandarin

Noob hitmen... *shakes head* They look all cool and stuff but they're so... nooby.

“What?!” Kris hurried to his friend’s room and gasped when he saw the two dead bodies. Inside was Lay, and he was calm as ever. “I knew it,” Lay exclaimed as he picked up a piece of paper that has blood on it. He showed the pape

In which Yongguk discovers the disadvantages of chatting with other people on an iPhone. Especially with the autocorrecting tool on.

One day, Sungmin announces he'll go on a week's trip to Japan for an annual soap convention that Kyuhyun swears he's never heard of before, but then he pauses and thinks. How in the flipping world will I cook for myself? And that's when Sungmin decides (with abolutely none of Kyuhyun's opinion) that Kyuhyun would need to know how to cook, because he's pretty sure Kyuhyun would burn the kitchen in a second. ~   “Kyu, I have to go to this convent

In which Super Junior members act like real animals. Things get hectic. REAL hectic. So Hectic.