One day, Sungmin announces he'll go on a week's trip to Japan for an annual soap convention that Kyuhyun swears he's never heard of before, but then he pauses and thinks.

How in the flipping world will I cook for myself?

And that's when Sungmin decides (with abolutely none of Kyuhyun's opinion) that Kyuhyun would need to know how to cook, because he's pretty sure Kyuhyun would burn the kitchen in a second.

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“Kyu, I have to go to this convention in Japan; it’s all about the wonders of the many soap fragrances!” Sungmin had so excitedly exclaimed last week, and of course Sungmin said he had just needed to go for a whole week—it’s what all the other Soapiacs were doing (Kyuhyun didn’t know what in the Pokémon world that was), and he knew that if Sungmin didn’t get to go, he would need to put up with a load of Sungmin’s hurt, which was not on Kyuhyun’s to-do-list (not like anything else was on it besides gaming).