Please keep the 'thousand other things' to yourself, Cyn... please. It's my time. I can do whatever I want with it.

But, Jae...

Stop using that whinny voice. What do you want?

I just came by to see if you were busy. Aside from that, do you have any money I can borrow?

What are you now, a beggar? And we all know there's no such thing as 'borrow' for you. Whatever comes into your little paws will never be returned.

But, I like saying 'borrow.' Borrow some food. Borrow a few drinks. Borrow your money.

Why are you asking me for money?

Isn't it obvious? My money chip ran out and seeing as you enjoy sleeping all day long, you don't use your money, right?

I don't have any money.

Why don't you have any money?

You know... I should've ditched you a long time ago...

Haha, but you didn't. Though, I don't see why you would want to do something like that. I'm super special. Like super duper special.

If you're so super special, go in game and make some money. It's a simple solution.

I knew you'd say that. So... I've prepared everything for a lengthy log in. All that's missing is you.

No. Go play by yourself.

But, what if I die? You won't be there to revive me. I need you to revive me when I die. Do I need to state the obvious again?

No. No one asked you to go do anything dangerous. Just stand around at the Central Exchange¹ and merch².

But, flipping³ items is so boring. Come on, Jae. Just come with me, okay? Once we exchange the in-game wealth for real world wealth, I'll buy you a giant down pillow. What do you say?

Ugh, fine. I want two giant down pillows.

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