Hit me baby one more time" "Sure" "Ow

So basically, this is just me writing a bunch of crack in the middle of the night or whenever I have time. These stories aren't likely to make a lot of sense--obvi--so yeah. Good luck with the reading lol Ft: BTS, EXO, BTOB, GOT7, Infinite, Roy Kim, Yoo Seung Woo, maybe more? P.S. Feel free to request stuff. It may or may not be done. P.P.S. These stupid stories were written by me. Plz do not plagiarize, not that you would want to tbh

When can I leave here, Doctor?

8 BIT RANDOM TIP: Click or hover on items to inspect. Click or hover on characters to check their mood. Poster is a collaboration between BleedLikeMe and ann1914. Thanks to MACK for the Jaeling + Junsu RPG sprites.

BleedLikeMe will now commence the process of... fluffinating Jaeling... maybe... Failed so much... *dies* I think the new poster is fluff... I think.

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Welcome to World B, the #1 VRMMOG (Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Online Game) on the planet.

It can work... because... lmao... shoes.

A collection of weird fiction that will make you go... wtf... more often than not. If you're familiar with my stuff, you'll know about Jae and Cyn and their many bizarre relationships (mostly yandere, yandere, and more yandere... but that's not the point). The point is... in this series of "On the Run" scenarios, they will, in no particular order, be playing as: 

A girl from the Pacific Northwest with a hot pink journal was given the opportunity to study abroad in Korea. She expected the year to be full of memories--new friends, new knowledge, new experiences. What she didn't expect was to meet her favorite idol group and, through unusual circumstances, become uncharacteristically and unimaginably close for a fangirl. ----- Omg that description . It's about Jimin. XD It should be short. Like 10 chapters or less.

Everything. Everything leads to now. Their time is now. Her lips part and the Empire... the Empire comes crashing down.    

Hitoya. One night. "Do you know my name?"    

when a strange and deadly disease called reese's feces breaks out, many people are affected and killed. there is only one person known to have survived this disease and that is a 17 year old boy named sehun

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69 chapters of Jaeling craze, lmao

The Kim boys come home from boarding school to find their mama long dead and their appa remarried. Hmm, no wonder they haven't received any letters from home. Well, except for that one concerning their home bound transportation. Upon their arrival at the Kim Estate, they are informed that an illness had taken their beloved mama. Okay. Wait, what? That woman was as strong and healthy as an ox. She's continuou

Hush... it's a secret.

My favorite idols and AFF friends as... Puzzle and Dragons monsters. Follow their journey from Departure Tower to their last dungeon. Oh yes, it's team challenge mode time.

He's got no head... but she loves him all the same. This will be the closest I'll ever get to a visual fan comic strip (since I can't even draw proper stick people). One of my friends is turning her fanfic into a manga. I don't want to be left behind! Rawr!

Three decades of orbiting in space, with only two androids to keep her company, Cyndi returns to Earth... to discover she is the last female of the Homo sapien species.

Hi. My name's Junsu, but I like to be called Mr. Incredible. These right here are my neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Kim... but I like to call them Mr. and Mrs. Krim... Krim as in for criminal. See... they may look normal on the surface but don't let it fool you. They will let their dogs take s all over your lawn. They will hop your fence and us

An interactive story game about an obsessive compulsive collector, a cold blooded killer, and an androgynous young man.

What if JJ and Xin... oh, screw it.

Christmas Eve Special: Korean Santa must have switched list with Taiwanese Santa during all the chaotic mishaps of stolen red undies, lil' elves gone wild, and hovering reindeers (hovering out of control). Because seriously... just... seriously... Junsu asked for a noona... but a Taiwanese noona?!                                                                                                                                                                                                      

Heartbreaker Inc's Rank Number Two, Jiro, betrays her and establishes a rival company with HER special heart breaking techniques. The CEO of Heartbreaker Inc, Kim Jaejoong, is still running away like some rebel teenager avoiding chores. Taking care of his little niece, Jinhee, becomes her side job (like she has a lot of time to spare)? GD and CL are still utterly clueless about the most obvious things. Man, she has got a lot on her plate. 

a Simtown pictorial diary of one Kim Jaeling, a preteen living with her mad scientist appa, Kim Jaejoong, her acclaimed actress mama, Kim (Wang) Xinling, her karate champion older brother by a few minutes, Kim Lingjae, her adopted brother who thinks he's from outer space, Huang Zitao, her cute little baby sister, Kim Jaeling², and Manny Junsu aka Kim Junsu aka babysitter (plus many, many other... 'interesting' neighbors)

Nine immortals and no ending in sight. They have lived together like a family for too damn long. It is time for a change, but can they handle the separation?

So... how do arranged marriage stories start? Oh, right. There's this really big and cool company in S. Korea owned by Kim Jaejoong's umma. We'll call this Company XX. There's also this other really big and cool company in Taiwan owned by Wang Xinling's baba. We'll call this Company XY. What do these companies specialize in? Eh, is it important? Skip. And then... you know... they want to make it even cooler by joining forces to slay the dragon. The only way to link the two really big and cool

A sly fool, his responsible younger brother, and the girl who wants to marry old wealth.

A clockmaker who suffers from short-term memory loss. A muse prone to malfunction and currently on inspirational strike. A cat. A bird. Both with much to say. And a cupid with an Oedipus-complex. Jaejoong gets kicked out of his own bed. With a nasty thud, he falls to the hardwood floor. Like WTF? It's his bed! Where the hell is Blackae? Isn't he supposed to be alert about these 'stranger in his bed' business? Damn that cat. Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Kim Jaejoong as artisan clockmaker Jaejoong who suffe

Hello world! Tokyo Disneyland... one of the happiest places on Earth. Story Key: English - Korean - Mandarin

Noob hitmen... *shakes head* They look all cool and stuff but they're so... nooby.

A day of misadventures in the life of Mr. Death and the noob gang (I mean... the infinity gang...or the power...) Don't worries guys, everything is gonna be okay~!

So, we all know that some of our beloved idols have tattoos... some better than others. This is the worst and I know I'll probably will be shot for this, so let the bullets fly baby!

“What?!” Kris hurried to his friend’s room and gasped when he saw the two dead bodies. Inside was Lay, and he was calm as ever. “I knew it,” Lay exclaimed as he picked up a piece of paper that has blood on it. He showed the pape

In which Yongguk discovers the disadvantages of chatting with other people on an iPhone. Especially with the autocorrecting tool on.

T.O.P chooses Daesung as the member he'd want to date as a girl. What if one day it all came true and he actually DID become a girl? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- LOL. Contains swearing, fantasy elements, romance, teenbang and anything else you can think of. I was thinking of making this a oneshot but then I was like maybe not so it'll be multichaptered. Stupid title I'm gomen thinking of titles is very hard m(__)m