Hi. My name's Junsu, but I like to be called Mr. Incredible.

These right here are my neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Kim... but I like to call them Mr. and Mrs. Krim... Krim as in for criminal. See... they may look normal on the surface but don't let it fool you. They will let their dogs take s all over your lawn. They will hop your fence and use your toilet. They will swim in your pool and occasionally slink into your private wine cellar. And yes... most importantly, they will steal your mail.

Want to know the best part? I think the whole neighborhood is conspiring with them including the authorities. Here's a short meaningless conversation I had with the police officer:

"Sir, my neighbors are trespassing and stealing my mail..."

"Do they have names?"

"Jaejoong and Xinling Kim."

"And you're telling me they're breaking and entering? Impossible. They wouldn't do that. I've known them since they were wee small. Good kids, they are."

"I have proof, see? I took pictures of them looking through my mail."

"I see... they were probably just returning a misplaced letter back where it belongs. You know, our postmaster is a bit senile."

"They weren't. Look... I have a picture of them walking away with my mail."

"They probably found signs of Anthrax and removed it for you. You are blessed with selfless neighbors. What angels they are."

"It's not just one day... I've captured many days on film! Sir!"

"Hmm... you must be extremely skilled with Photoshop. Tell you what... I'll let you know when we need some neighborhood party flyers designed."

Yah. Welcome to... "My Neighbors Steal My Mail and Other Short Rambles" featuring Kim Jaejoong and Wang Xinling.